Spider Man No Way Hom Screenplay

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PETER


Hey!

MJ
Hey!

Peter and MJ hug.


PETER
I’m so sorry for dragging you into
this. Listen, you just gotta help
me find these guys--

MJ
You don’t have to apologize, okay?
You got us a second shot at MIT.

NED
So, how did the bad guys get here?

Peter hesitates. Dr. Strange doesn’t.


DR. STRANGE
He screwed up a spell trying to get
you into college.

MJ
Wait, what? I thought it was
the MIT lady you saved.


NED


You did it with magic?!

PETER


Uh, no, that was after. Listen
let’s just focus on the good news,
okay?

DR. STRANGE
No, let’s just focus on the bad
news: as of now, you have detected
zero multiversal trespassers, so...
get on your phones, scour the
Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.

MJ
(laughs, then)
You’re telling us what to do even
though it was your spell that got
screwed up, meaning that all of
this is kinda your mess. You know,
I know a couple of magic words
myself, starting with the word
“please.”

Dr. Strange softens, charmed.

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