Spider Man No Way Hom Screenplay

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LIZARD


It wasn’t crazy, Max. It was the
next step in human evolution.

NED
The dinosaur can talk?!

MJ
Lizard.

NED
Right.

LIZARD
Speaking of which - - what happened
to you? Last I recall, you had bad
teeth, glasses, and a combover.
Did you get a makeover? You know I
can give you a real makeover.

ELECTRO
Let me guess, into a lizard?

LIZARD
Exactly!

SANDMAN
Would you two just shut up?! Where
are we?

NED
It’s complicated--

MJ
A wizard’s dungeon.

ELECTRO
A wizard’s... a wizard’s dungeon?

MJ
There’s no real way to sugar coat
that. It’s literally the dungeon
of a wizard.

ELECTRO
Look, you can keep your magic.
(re: glowing hands)
I want a taste of that new energy I
just felt.

The overhead lights flicker.


MJ’s phone RINGS. She answers.

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