PETER (O.S.)
I don’t know what to do! Ah!MJ (O.S.)
Peter, Peter!As Happy SHOVES open the door--
INT. PETER & MAY’S APARTMENT - PETER’S ROOM - CONT. (DAY)
Peter stands in front of MJ, in the act of taking off his
suit. Both are startled and look guilty. All signs point to
an interrupted romantic moment.
MJ
Oh, I can--
PETER
Oh my God! Um...HAPPY
(covering his eyes)
I didn’t see anything.PETER
This isn’t what it looks like!May goes to shut the door--
MAY
I’m so sorry. Practice safe--PETER
No no no, May, this is not what it
looks like! May!Then May turns back around and realizes--
MAY
Oh, hey! You must be MJ.MJ
Yeah, sorry. Nice to meet you.MAY
So nice to meet you.As May and MJ shake hands, Peter notices Happy’s face.
PETER
Wait, have you been crying?HAPPY
We broke up.