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etflix horror Bird Box has an
irresistible high concept – you
see it, you die. Hot on the
heels of A Quiet Place, which
played a similar trick with
sound, it’s only a matter of time before
“you smelt it, you’re dealt it” is
unleashed on unsuspecting audiences.
A framing device sets the scene –
Malorie (Sandra Bullock) is making a
treacherous journey by river with two
young children (called Boy and Girl), but
they’re all blindfolded. The reason why
is revealed in flashback. An unseen
force suddenly appears on Earth and
its effects are devastating – one
glimpse drives you to suicide. Narrowly
escaping the carnage, Malorie finds
sanctuary in a suburban home with a
group of survivors. But death lurks
behind window, wall, and door.
Based on a novel, it’s such a good
concept you often wish it was attached
to a better film. While there are several
effective sequences, and
elements which expand
the world in intriguing
ways (such as roaming
mad men who exist in a
state of murderous
euphoria) the unwieldy
collection of characters
are a largely insufferable
bunch. Focusing on a
smaller family unit, like
A Quiet Place, may have
yielded superior results.
Sandy gives it her all
as a mother who
practically abandons her
humanity to survive, but
go in expecting answers
and you’ll ultimately be
disappointed. Not bad,
but in a superb year for
horror this is some way
off the gold standard.
Jordan Farley
Bird Box
High-concept horror has one rule: see no evil
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
SEASON 1
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Based on the comic by My Chemical Romance
frontman Gerard Way, this superhero series stars
Ellen Page as one of seven gifted children adopted
by a billionaire and trained to save the world.
VELVET BUZZSAW
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The last time Dan Gilroy worked with Jake Gyllenhaal
and Rene Russo the results were modern classic
Nightcrawler, so get very excited about their reunion
for movie Velvet Buzzsaw, a thriller set in the
contemporary LA art world.
THE
MANDALORIAN
SERIES 1
FORMAT DISNEY+
PRICE TBC
When Disney’s own
streaming service
launches later this year
it will feature the TV
equivalent of a killer app
in The Mandalorian – a
live-action Star Wars
TV series starring
Pedro Pascal as a lone
Mandalorian gunfighter.
THE WITCHER
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The fallout from wig-gate
wasn’t pretty, but there are
still plenty of reasons to
be excited about Netflix’s
adaptation of The Witcher.
For starters, Henry ‘Geralt’
Cavill is already a fan of the
games, and the show will be
based primarily on the books,
meaning new spins on familiar
tales if you’re intimately
familiar with Wild Hunt.
2019 preview special
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We’d be safe. We
spend most of our time
staring at the games
we’re playing.