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Unauthorized duplication or distribution is strictly prohibited. Visit http://www.datingdynamics.com for more information.If it’s decorated in mid-eighties rock group posters, she’s going to see you as an immature
teenager.
There are some standard rules about mature adult housekeeping that you should keep
in mind, and they’re very easy to follow.
- Keep your house clean and organized:
o Keep your clothes picked up and out of sight, including your laundry
o Keep your bathroom(s) clean, especially the toilet and sink
o No lawn debris
o No cobwebs, and minimal dust
o No trash or empty food containers in the kitchen
o Keep the refrigerator free of science experiments
o No bad odors in any of the rooms
o If you have pets, keep them clean and try to get rid of as much fur from cats or
dogs as you can
o Get rid of stacks of papers, or at least get them out of sight
o Keep the towels in the bathroom and sheets on your bed clean
o No dead plants - Keep your house functioning:
o No broken toilets or sinks
o No burned out lights
o No broken windows
o No holes in the walls or doors - Keep your house ready:
o The lights in your living room and bedroom must have a dimmer control. Lighting
is the single most important romantic tool. Keep it dim for romance.
o Keep candles all around, ready to be lit.
o Keep a condom very close to your bed, and keep them out of sight in your
bathroom. I can see the look on her face as she opens your medicine cabinet
and spots your five boxes of Trojans.
o Get rid of any evidence of other women. This means phone numbers, mementos,
pictures, etc.
o Hide your dirty magazines and porn.
o Have a picture of your family out, especially mom.
o If you don’t have a nice couch, get some pillows to make the one you have more
comfortable.
o Have some sensual food on hand, like fruit or chocolate. Also, a bottle or two of
wine.
o Have a few interesting knickknacks out as discussion starters, including one or
two books on sex
o Just like in your car, keep a few romantic CDs close by or in the changer
Some other tips about how to prepare your house: