At that I raised my hand for a high five. She gave me one and laughed.
"See? You've got a great smile, you should show it more often."
"Thanks," she said.
"What about the rest of you? Which Housewife?"
I went around the group, saving my target for last.
"I'm totally a Terri Hatcher," she said.
"Uh oh," I said smiling. "You're the one who gets locked out of her house naked and
burns your neighbor's homes down?"
The girls all laughed.
"That's me!" she said. "I'm a total cluts."
"But the thing about Terri Hatcher is that even though she causes a lot of trouble, it
always happens because she's got a good heart. In a way, she's the most innocent of the
Housewives."
"Well, I don't know about being innocent," she said.
I raised my eyebrow. "A wolf in sheep's clothing, eh? I can tell you're going to be
trouble."
I turned to the other three girls.
"Is it true? Is she the one always going out to pick up guys and molest them?"
The group laughed.
"No, no, that's me!" said the chubby one. "Sandra is the nice one. She's shy."
I turned to Sandra. "Really? You don't seem shy."
"Depends on the mood I'm in," she said.
"And what mood are you in right now?" I asked.
"Oh, I'm not feeling shy tonight!" she giggled.
I sensed this was my cue to isolate her. I turned to the chubby one.
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