The Definitive Book of Body Language

The Definitive Book of Body Language

This Mek warrior from Irian

Jaya with his traditional penis

sheath leaves no one confused

about the message

The Crotch Adjust

The most common form of public male sexual display is the

Crotch Adjust. "Women everywhere complain that they will be

talking with a man and suddenly, for no apparent reason, he

will begin adjusting or handling his crotch. The inference is

that his genitalia are so large and cumbersome that they need

constant attention to prevent the cut-off of blood circulation.

The great thing about being a man is you don't

have to leave the room to adjust yourself.

Watch any group of young males together, especially where

macho attitudes are encouraged, such as in sporting teams,

and you will see continual crotch adjustment as each male

unconsciously tries to assert his masculinity in front of the

others. Women are horrified when a man then proceeds to get

her a drink using the same hand he just used for his adjust-

ments and he then greets people with a handshake.

Wearing a Tie to One Side
If you're a man and you want to find out which women like
you, wear a neatly pressed suit and tie, but wear the tie slightly