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I’m shocked by the figures,
as Martin intends me to be,
especially the fact that an
average of thirty-five to forty-
five people die in the Thames
in central London every year,
and the latest statistics only
go up to October. ‘Christmas
is coming; people will have
drunk too much,’ says
Martin. ‘These figures show
the range of all human
behaviour, from a man trying
to impress his girlfriend, to