Downstream

scrum to get into the dock. In
previous years, I’ve been
told, people ran in and
smashed into each other and
so I’ve been advised to stay
right at the back. As the
hooter sounds we’re let in,
one small group at a time,
with everyone walking
politely. But why is the PA
system playing an Olly Murs
song, ‘Troublemaker’, with
the refrain ‘I swear you’re
giving me a heart attack’?