Downstream

stages it may resemble
influenza. We’re also
encouraged to use
antibacterial wash after
removing our wetsuits and
before eating. A final
suggestion is to drink Coca-
Cola, as there is a theory that
it kills Thames bugs. But
boats are the main concern
and we are to ‘stay river
right’. We are also not to
upset the locals, and this
includes swans. We’re then