Downstream

then it’s not true about the
currents, but if you’re cold
and drunk . . .’ He has written
to the press to challenge
assertions from the PLA that
the Thames has fast-running
tides and eddies that can drag
you under. ‘It would be very
helpful to dispel some of
these urban myths . . . we are
seeing a massive increase in
interest for “wild swimming”,
and it is only a matter of time
before someone gets injured