FAR LEFT: Flard. We’re
not sure what it is, but
people seem to like it.
LEFT: Jeremy is the
lead newsreader. Get
used to that stupid,
sweaty face.BELOW LEFT: (^) Don’t
forget to switch
everything on, or the
news won’t work.
A Teletext-style ranking
system lets you know
how well you’ve done.
They’re naked and angry.
You’ve got to laugh. The
newsreader certainly is.
It’s all completely
innocent, officer,
you see...