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(Darren Dugan) #1

Astrology as a Business


Some days, I would listen in when they played my
astrology spot, just to hear my own voice. One day, I
had a shock. As "Star Time" came on, I heard the
opening music and sat back in my chair, ready to listen
to my favorite astrologer. Suddenly, a new voice came
on over the air. It was not my voice, but I could tell that
this guy knew his astrology, and his voice was so deep
and resonate compared to my squeaky voice! And, his
use of words and astrology was spot on. I was
crestfallen. They had not even bothered to tell me I had
been replaced!


Of course, I had to call the station to find out what had
happened—only to find out they had played my piece
and with my own voice, but mistakenly, at a slower
speed—making it sound like a completely different
person—how funny!

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