seemed happy enough to sit under the
table and whimper. I hadn’t seen Bar-
lowe so maxed out in years. He was nearly
paralyzed.maxin’in. relaxing. I spent Saturday just
maxin’ around the house and doing some
tunage. I spent all day maxin’ and
drinking beer.
max outin. to reach one’s maximum in
something, such as weight in weight lift-
ing or credit on a credit card. Andy f i-
nally maxed out at 300 pounds. Randy
just knew when he had maxed out. Some-
thing in his body told him to stop.
mayo[“meo] n. mayonnaise. You want
mayo or mustard? I’ll take both mayo
and mustard, thank you.
mazullaGo to mazuma.
mazuma and mazulla [m@”zum@ and
m@”zul@] n. money. (From Hebrew mezu-
man via Yiddish.) How much mazuma
do you want for this? She’s got more
mazuma than she knows what to do with.
mañana[m@”njan@] mod. tomorrow; in the
future, not now. (Spanish.) It’s always
mañana with you. Isn’t there any “today”
or “now” in your vocabulary? He’s a
mañana kind of guy. You know—real laid
back.
McCoyGo to (real) McCoy.
McDoc(s)Go to McDoctor(s).
McDoctor(s) and McDoc(s)n. <a jocular
term for a walk-in, emergency medical
clinic as found in shopping malls.> (See
also doc(s)-in-a-box.) They took the
kid to McDoctors, or whatever it is, over in
the mall. McDocs is not cheap, but it’s
handy.
McD’s and McDuck’sn. McDonald’s, the
franchised fast-food restaurant. (Teens
and collegiate. The duckis a play on the
Walt Disney character Donald Duck.)
Can you take McD’s tonight, or do you
want some slow food? I can always han-
dle McDuck’s.
McDuck’sGo to McD’s.
McFly[“mIk”flaI] 1. n. a stupid person; a
simpleton. (Also a term of address.)
Oh, Donna, you are such a McFly! Hey,
McFly. What do you think you are doing?- mod. stupid; simple-minded. That
was a McFly thing to do. Wayne is so
McFly!
MCP and male chauvinist pign. a male
who acts superior to and aggressively
toward women. (From the woman’s lib-
eration movements of the 1970s.) The
guy is just a male chauvinist pig, and he’ll
never change. Don’t you just hate walk-
ing through a room filled with MCPs and
just knowing what they are thinking about
you?
meadow muffinn. a mass of cow dung.
Jill stepped in a meadow muffin while
she was bird-watching. Andy’s mom
gathered dried meadow muffins to put in
her f lower garden.
meals rejected by EthiopiansGo to MRE.
meals rejected by the enemyGo to MRE.
meanmod. having to do with someone or
something that is very good; cool. This
music is mean, man, mean. What a great
sound! This is the meanest wine I ever
drank.
mean businesstv. to be very, very serious.
Stop laughing! I mean business. I
could tell from the look on her face that she
meant business.
amean somethingmod. having to do with
an excellent example of the art of doing
something well habitually. John plays
the piano quite well. Fred says that John
plays a mean piano. You may say that
your mother bakes delicious pies, but all
my friends say she bakes a mean pie.
Tom says that his father plays a mean
game of golf.
meany and meanien. a mean or grouchy
person. Come on! Don’t be such a
meany. I don’t want to be a meany, but
if you don’t turn down that radio, I don’t
know what I’ll do.
meat 1. n. the penis. He held his hands
over his meat and ran for the bedroom. 2.
n. the genitals of either sex; the sexual
parts of either sex. I don’t want to see
your meat! What kinda creep do you think
maxin’