Reader's Digest - USA (2019-08)

“Inevershouldhaveeatenthatthirdlicenceplate.”

READER’S DIGEST

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IncrediblePawer

I dressedtheneighbour’scatin
a superherocostumesothat
whenit wenthomethey’d
wonder,Ismycatfightingcrime?
@AimeeHelene1

SoundsofSilence

I lovesingingintheshower,butthe
showerhatesmysinging.

HowdoI know?EverytimeI singin

theshower,theshowersays“Shh!”

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StopatNothing

AnUberiscruisingdowna main

roadwhenit runsa redlight.“Hey!”

thepassengershouts.“Becareful!”

“Don’tworry,”saysthedriver.

“Mybrotherdoesit allthetime.”

LAUGHTER

CARTOON: PHIL WITTE; ILLUSTRATIONS: GETTY IMAGES

68 august 2019