All In a Day’s WorkGo By the Name
Ten real people who found their
way to the perfect jobs:
LES MCBURNEY, formerly of a
Wisconsin fire department
ANDY DRINKWATER,
civil engineer for the Water
Research Centre in England
FA R IS ATCHOO, internal
medicine doctor in Michigan
SARA BLIZZARD,
BBC weatherperson
DR JOSHUA BUTT,
Australian gastroenterologist
DR ASHLEY SEAWRIGHT,
Australian ophthalmologist
JIM BEVERIDGE, master blender
at the Johnnie Walker distillery
TENNYS SANDGREN,
professional tennis player
TODD CUTRIGHT, logger in Oregon
DR CHIP SILVERTOOTH,
dentist from Texas. buzzfeed.com
Open to Question
I was in the emergency room when
a young male nurse came in to ask
routine medical questions.
NURSE: Have you ever had a
hysterectomy?
ME: Ye s.
NURSE: When?
ME: 2011.
NURSE: Do you think you could
be pregnant?
ME: Do you think this is the right
career for you?
SUBMITTED BY RACHELLE KARMAN
Make No Mistake
The boss is so allergic to admitting
an error that soon he’ll claim that
he didn’t mistype ‘thanks’ and that
‘htanks’ is a greeting in Norway.
meetingboy.comBackhanded Compliment
When corporate came to visit,
the chief executive officer
complimented me by saying,
“You aren’t as dumb as HR made
you out to be.” pleasefireme.tumblrTHE SHOW GOES ON
There’s this story about a guy that
was hanging around the circus,
watching another guy picking up
elephant dung and moving it over
into a pile. It was hot and sweaty
work, but he’d go back and pick up
another pile, then another pile.
Finally the first guy said, “Man,
why don’t you get a real job?”
And the elephant dung guy said,
“What, and quit show business?”
COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER WILLIE NELSON,
WHEN ASKED ON R ADIO WHAT KEPT HIM
PERFORMING AT AGE 8587