Travels in a Tin Can

(Kiana) #1

the conversation went something like this.
'Hey dude' (In a Bill of Bill and Ted voice)
'Hey dog' (In a Ted of Bill and Ted voice)
'I've just been talking to my counsellor about Alice (evidently a girlfriend) and
her name's Alice as well'
'No way'
'Way'
'Did you go to the Twins’ party?'
'Yes'
'They gave me a white widow’ (we guessed this was some kind of drug.)
'Cool. You going in to college?'
'Yeah dude. They suspended me for something I did not do, so I'm going to
clear it up'
'Bad. I was out with dog-dude last night and had a bottle of Daniels, but he
stole it off me'
'Did you buy it in the first place?'
'No, lifted it'
'Rad, never buy anything'
'No way dude. Anyway, see you later dude dog'
'Later dog dude dog'
At this point the one guy, who had spent the whole conversation pushing
oversized headphones from around his neck to his ears and back again,
stood up to leave. When we had first seen him we had had him down as a
studious, preppy type. He had clean clothes - shirt and jeans - and well
groomed hair. When he spoke however we realized he was a real surfer-

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