12.45pm Snooker Live coverage
of the first session of the Tour
championship final, held at
Venue Cymru in Llandudno.
4.00 Monster Carp Ali Hamidi
travels to South Africa. 5.00
Monster Carp From Thailand.
6.05 Match Time Revisited
7.05 Nine Dart Finishes
7.15 Snooker Live coverage of the
conclusion of the Tour
championship final.
10.30 FILM: Oblivion Stars Tom
Cruise and Morgan Freeman.
A technician salvaging a
devastated Earth’s remaining
resources discovers a secret.
Thought-provoking. (2013,
12; includes FYI Daily)
12.50 The Professionals Adventure.
1.55 The Protectors Drama.
2.30 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.5.50pm Come Dine With Me A
menu of luxury ingredients in
Cardiff. 6.20 Come Dine
With Me A beautician serves
her dishes on planks. 6.55
Come Dine With Me A
part-time football referee
plays host. 7.25 Come Dine
With Me An Italian menu.
8.00 Devon And Cornwall
— Coastal Lives People
whose lives revolve around
the southwestern counties’
1000 miles of shoreline.
9.00 The Great Big Tiny Design
Challenge Sandi Toksvig
presents as nine miniaturists
tackle art deco design.
10.00 24 Hours In A&E A woman
arrives in resus suffering
from blood loss after a series
of severe nose bleeds.
11.05-12.10 Emergency Helicopter
Medics Documentary.5.25pm FILM: Shrek With the voice
of Mike Myers. A grumpy ogre
and a wisecracking donkey
try to rescue a princess from
a dragon. Great animation.
(2001, U; includes FYI Daily)7.10 FILM: Johnny English Stars
Rowan Atkinson and John
Malkovich. A bumbling
secret agent tries to unmask
a villain responsible for
stealing the crown jewels.
Slapstick comedy. (2003,
PG; includes FYI Daily)
9.00 Family Guy Lois’s parents
hire a nanny. (S16, ep 3) 9.30
Family Guy Chris loses a rare
dollar note. 10.00 Family
Guy Cleveland and Meg get
new jobs. (S13, ep 13) 10.30
Family Guy Joe quits his job.
10.55 Family Guy Brian
goes to obedience classes.
11.25-12.25 American Dad!6.00 Emmerdale Rural soap.
8.50 That’s My Boy Sitcom.
9.55 Midsomer Murders With Neil
Dudgeon. A dairy worker is
crushed to death by a round
of cheese. 11.50 Midsomer
Murders A killer uses ancient
torture methods to punish
modern-day ‘sinners’.
1.50 Poirot The sleuth’s hopes of
a quiet Christmas are dashed
when the Foreign Office
comes knocking. (S3, ep 9)
2.50 Poirot An aristocrat is
killed at a masquerade ball.
3.50 Poirot A dinner party is
a prelude to murder. (S3, ep 8)
5.00 Midsomer Murders With
John Nettles. A man is found
dead at a new age commune,
bringing old secrets to light.
7.00 Midsomer Murders A
woman is strangled where
three similar killings occurred
nine years previously.
9.00 An Audience With Victoria
Wood The comedian
entertains a star-studded
audience, performing
monologues and songs.
10.05 The Booze Cruise II — The
Treasure Hunt Comedy
drama sequel, with Mark
Benton and Brian Murphy.
12.10 Law & Order: UK
3.00 That’s My Boy Sitcom.
3.25 Emmerdale Rural soap.
5.50-6.00 Unwind Relaxation.5.50pm Lego Masters USA The
teams make hats from Lego,
which must also be wearable.
6.50 FILM: The Huntsman
— Winter’s War Stars Chris
Hemsworth and Charlize
Theron. Two warriors try to
conceal their forbidden love
as they fight to survive the
intentions of the ice queen
Freya and her sister Ravenna.
Uneven fantasy. (2016, 12)
9.00 FILM: Jason Bourne Stars
Matt Damon and Tommy Lee
Jones. The former CIA
operative is drawn out of
hiding to uncover more about
his past. Exciting (2016, 12)
11.35-12.40 Gogglebox Peaky
Blinders, The Cameron
Interview, Jamie’s Meat-Free
Meals, The Great British Bake
Off and Japan with Sue
Perkins come under scrutiny.FILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
12.55pm Barbarians. Secrets emerge
and unsettling events begin to unfold
at a birthday celebration. (2021, 15)
2.35 Reminiscence (2021, 12) 4.35 Spirit
Untamed (2021, U) 6.10 Blacklight.
A government operative finds himself
in the crosshairs of an FBI director.
(2022, 12) 8.00 Barbarians. As 12.55pm.
9.40 CHOICE The Many Saints Of
Newark (2021, 15; see Film of the
week) 11.45 Don’t Breathe 2 (2021, 18)
1.30 Reminiscence 3.40 People Just
Do Nothing — Big In Japan (2021, 15)
5.30-7.10 Barbarians. As 12.55pm.
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
2.45pm The Dry (2020, 15) 4.50 The
Desperate Hour. A woman races to
save her child. (2021, 12) 6.20 Kimi.
During the Covid-19 pandemic, an
agoraphobic tech worker discovers
evidence of a violent crime while
reviewing a data stream. (2022, 15)
8.00 Angels & Demons. Four cardinals
in line to become Pope are kidnapped
by a mysterious sect. (2009, 12) 10.20
Killer Joe. A man hires a hitman to kill
his mother, but the assassin claims
his sister as collateral. (2011, 18)
12.10-2.05 State Like Sleep (2018, 15)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.35am Citizen Khan 8.45 Only Fools
And Horses. Back-to-back episodes 8.20
Dad’s Army. The platoon defends HQ
against the Highland Regiment 9.00
Newark, Newark 11.00 The Royle Family
12.20 Royle Family Portraits 2.25 The
Interviews 3.25-4.00 The Royle Family
SKY COMEDY
6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
7.00 The US Office 9.00 Saturday
Night Live 10.30 Bloods. Maleek and
Wendy are sent to a school to teach
a knife-crime awareness workshop
11.00 Saturday Night Live 12.30 Girls
3.30-5.00 Everybody Hates Chris
SKY WITNESS
6.00pm Nothing To Declare 7.00 Blue
Bloods 8.00 The Equalizer. McCall
fights to prove a famous rapper is
innocent of murder 9.00 The Rookie.
A criminal helps the team take down
an even bigger threat 10.00 9-1-1. An
explosion rocks the hospital where
Dr Hale is performing surgery 11.00
Grey’s Anatomy. Meredith faces travel
complications 12.00 Blue Bloods
2.00 How To Get Away With Murder
3.00-6.00 Nothing To DeclareW
5.40pm My Family 7.00 999 Rescue
Squad 8.00 Inside The Operating
Theatre 9.00 Killer Women. Piers
Morgan meets a woman who killed her
entire family at the age of 16 10.00
Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over 11.00 One
Born Every Minute Australia 12.00
Babies — Their Wonderful World
1.00-3.00 One Born Every Minute
5 STAR
6.00pm Police Interceptors 9.00 FILM:
Enemy Of The State. Stars Will Smith,
Gene Hackman and Jon Voight. Thriller
11.40 FILM: Red Dragon. Stars Anthony
Hopkins 2.15 Countdown To Murder
3.10-4.00 Kill Thy Neighbour
5 USA
5.00pm Columbo 9.00 NCIS. The team
investigates a biker killed in a hit-and-run
incident 10.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 1.55 Hannibal 3.35-4.00
999 — Criminals Caught On Camera
COMEDY CENTRAL
8.00am Friends 9.00 FILM: The Other
Woman. Stars Cameron Diaz, Leslie
Mann and Kate Upton. A woman seeks
revenge after learning her boyfriend is
married 11.10 Kevin Hart Live — Laugh
At My Pain: Uncut 1.00 Ricky Gervais
Show 2.30 South Park 4.15-5.00 FriendsSKY CINEMA GREATS
6.20am The Way We Were (1973, PG)
8.20 St Elmo’s Fire (1985, 15) 10.15
Grease (1978, PG) 12.15 First Knight
(1995, PG) 2.30 Lawrence Of Arabia.
A British Army officer tries to unite the
Arab nations against the Turks. (1962,
PG) 6.05 Twister. A storm-chaser and
her estranged husband reunite to map
the path of a large tornado. (1996, PG)
8.00 Beverly Hills Cop. A Detroit cop
goes to Los Angeles to track down
the killers of an old friend. (1984, 15)
10.00 Moneyball. The manager of a
baseball team comes up with a new
way to form a winning side. (2011, 12)
12.15 Roman Holiday (1953, U) 2.15
Grease4.15-6.15 St Elmo’s Fire
SKY CINEMA GANGSTERS
4.00pm No Country For Old Men
(2007, 15) 6.05 Baby Driver. A young
getaway driver finds himself taking
part in a heist doomed to fail. (2017,
15) 8.00 The Godfather Part III. A
mafia don is haunted by his past as
he tries to legitimise his business.
(1990, 15) 10.50 American Gangster.
The lives of a 1970s drug kingpin and
the cop who tried to bring him down.
(2007, 18) 1.30 Shaft (2000, 18) 3.15
Silent Night (2020, 15) 4.55-6.45
Billionaire Boys Club (2018, 15)FILM4
11.00am The Pink Panther. Inspector
Clouseau seeks a jewel thief in
Switzerland. (1963, PG) 1.20 The
Longest Ride. A rodeo rider and a
student begin to question their future
together. (2015, 12) 3.50 Deep Impact.
A reporter finds evidence that a comet
is heading towards Earth. (1998, 12)
6.10 The Martian. An astronaut left
stranded on Mars has to find a way to
survive. (2015, 12) 9.00 Independence
Day — Resurgence. Two decades after
the world was saved from an alien
attack, a second invasion begins. (2016,
12) 11.20 Legend. Biopic of gangsters
the Kray twins, told from the point of
view of Reggie’s wife. (2015, 18)
1.55-4.00 A Fantastic Woman (2017, 15)
TALKING PICTURES TV
2.55pm The Lost World (1960, U) 5.00
The Footage Detectives 6.00 The Saint
7.00 Doctor In Trouble. An amorous
doctor finds himself on board an ocean
liner and cheerfully adopts the role of
ship’s medic. (1970, PG) 9.00 Secret
Army 10.05 Hands Of The Ripper. The
daughter of Jack the Ripper witnesses
her mother’s murder and grows up to
become a sexually repressed killer.
(1971, 15) 11.45-12.50 The Heritage
Chart Show With Mike Read4.45pm Classic Artists: Jethro
Tull. The story of the classic
rock band from Luton.
7.00 Frank Sinatra — The Voice
Of America Profile of the
singer, taking a look at what
he was like as a person and
examining the key to his
success as a performer.
9.00 Sam Cooke — A Legend In
Concert Documentary
exploring the life and career
of the soul singer through the
accounts of family, friends
and associates, along with
interviews of the man himself.
10.30-12.15 Queen & Adam
Lambert — The Show Must
Go On The story of Adam
Lambert’s takeover from
Freddie Mercury as frontman
for Queen, with concert
footage and interviews
with band members.12.00pm New Tricks Drama.
2.40 Catherine Cookson’s The
Rag Nymph Period drama.
5.50 Sister Boniface Mysteries
An artist is murdered. (4/10)
6.50 Call The Midwife Dr Turner
opens a new screening
clinic for cervical cancer.
8.10 The 39 Steps With Rupert
Penry-Jones. A man goes
on the run when a spy is
murdered in his flat.
10.00 We Hunt Together With
Babou Ceesay and Eve Myles.
DS Lola Franks and DI Jackson
Mendy are thrown together
to investigate a murder. (1/6)
11.00 We Hunt Together
Freddy and Baba seize upon
an opportunity to solve two
problems with another killing.
12.00 Luther Thriller. (Series 1, ep 1)
1.20 We Hunt Together Thriller.
3.10-4.00 Where The Heart Is
7.00pm EastEnders Rainie makes
a heart-breaking confession.
7.30 EastEnders Jay helps
the Carters plan Tina’s funeral.
8.00 The Drop The remaining
creatives hit the skate park.
9.00 Love In The Flesh
Relationships are tested after
the arrival of six new guests.
9.45 Hot Property Filly meets the
reality star Ryan-Mark Parsons.
10.15 Laugh Lessons Comedy.
10.20 Obsessed With — Peaky
Blinders Dissecting the final
episode of Peaky Blinders.
10.50 Becoming — Tommy Shelby:
A Peaky Blinders Special
Cillian Murphy talks about
taking on the role of Tommy
Shelby in Peaky Blinders.
11.05 The Drop Challenge.
12.05 Love In The Flesh
1.35 Hot Property Dating.
2.05 Freeze — Back On Thin Ice
2.50 Mood Drama. (5/6)
3.35-4.00 My Mate’s A Bad Date
7.00pm The Piano — A Passion
Alexander Waugh searches
for other like-minded piano
obsessives around the
concert halls and homes of
classical and pop pianists.
8.00 Much Ado About Nothing
Filmed performance of
the Royal Shakespeare
Company’s production of the
comedy, directed by Roy
Alexander Weise, with Akiya
Henry and Luke Wilson.
10.45 Arena The history of films
based on Shakespeare plays,
examining the impact of
Laurence Olivier’s films and
exploring how directors have
approached the material.
11.45 Imagine An insight into the
actor Cary Grant, featuring
newly discovered footage
shot by Grant himself.
1.15 The Beauty Of Maps A look at
cartography through the ages.
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