6.00pm Premiership Rugby
Union Highlights Action.
7.00 BattleBots New series. The
return of the competition in
which robots fight in an arena.
8.00 MotoGP Highlights The
Gran Premio Michelin de la
Republica Argentina.
9.00 FILM: White House Down
Stars Channing Tatum and
Jamie Foxx. A policeman on
a tour of the government
building has to save the
president when terrorists
attack. An entertaining romp
(2013, 12; includes FYI Daily)
11.40 FILM: The Stanford Prison
Experiment Stars Billy
Crudup. Fact-based drama.
(2015, 15; includes FYI Daily)
2.10 The Protectors Drama.
2.40 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.5.55pm Car SOS Vehicle revamps.
6.55 Escape To The Chateau —
DIY Dick Strawbridge offers
his advice to a London couple
constructing a water feature.
7.55 Devon And Cornwall
A stonemason and a glazier
tackle the crumbling vestry
window of a church in
the village of Warbstow.
9.00 Great British Walks With My
Dog Hermione Norris and her
dog visit the Somerset coast;
and Phil Spencer takes his
spaniels through Ashford
Hangers in Hampshire.
10.00 24 Hours In A&E The medics
treat a doorman stabbed
multiple times outside the
social club where he works;
and a student with blood
coming from his ear.
11.05-12.10 Emergency Helicopter
Medics Documentary.6.00pm Catchphrase With
Gemma Atkinson, Karen
Hauer and Josh Widdicombe.
7.00 Superstore An attempted
robbery causes headaches
for the staff. (S3, ep 4) 7.30
Superstore A body is found
in the drywall at Cloud 9.
8.00 Bob’s Burgers Linda
performs with her old band at
a high-school reunion. (Series
4, ep 6) 8.30 Bob’s Burgers
Teddy learns to dance.
9.00 Family Guy Peter gets fired
from the brewery. (Series 16,
ep 5) 9.30 Family Guy Brian
posts an offensive tweet.
10.00 Deep Heat Holly’s position
is challenged by a 1980s
wrestling star. (3/6)
10.30 Family Guy Peter makes a
group of female friends.
(Series 13, ep 16) 11.00 Family
Guy Lois books a couple’s
vacation. (Series 13, ep 18)
11.30-12.25 American Dad!6.00 Classic Coronation Street
7.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
8.05 That’s My Boy Sitcom.
9.10 Upstairs, Downstairs
11.30 Heartbeat Rural drama.
1.40 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
2.45 Classic Coronation Street
3.45 Midsomer Murders With
John Nettles. Barnaby and
Troy investigate when a
wealthy landowner’s wife is
found battered to death.
5.45 Heartbeat An adoption file
goes missing after a break-in
at the council offices. 6.55
Heartbeat Gina is assaulted.
8.00 Vera The murder of a cleaner
whose death occurred
several hours after the killer
blow puts DCI Vera Stanhope
on an intriguing trail, as she
pieces together his final
hours. (Series 10, ep 3)
10.00 Law & Order: UK Brooks
and Devlin are mystified by
the murders of a popular
couple who were stabbed to
death while they slept, and
suspect a case of mistaken
identity. (Series 5, ep 5)
11.00 Scott & Bailey In a
retrospective episode set
immediately after the events
of series two, Rachel and
Sean get married. (S3, ep 2)
12.05 Inspector Morse Drama.
2.15 Unwind Daily relaxation.
2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
Amy and Sheldon start a
gossip experiment. (Series 4,
ep 20) 6.30 The Big Bang
Theory Priya finds a loophole
in the room-mate agreement.
7.00 Hollyoaks The friction
between James and his
family continues to build.
7.30 Married At First Sight
Australia Couples air their
issues with the experts at the
commitment ceremony.
9.00 Made In Chelsea The reality
show returns, with Ruby and
Reza deciding to give things
another go, and Habbs
telling the group about her
engagement to Jamie.
10.00 Married At First Sight
Australia The commitment
ceremony continues.
10.35 Naked Attraction A musician
and a man who is HIV positive
take part in the dating show.
11.40-12.45 Gogglebox Opinions.FILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
7.10am Pil’s Adventures (2021, U) 8.50
CHOICE Spirit Untamed (2021, U;
see Film choice) 10.30 CHOICE The
Many Saints Of Newark. Stars Michael
Gandolfini and Alessandro Nivola.
(2021, 15; see Film of the week) 12.40
People Just Do Nothing — Big In
Japan. The boys from Kurupt FM find
their way to Japan. (2021, 15) 2.25
Barbarians. Unsettling events begin to
unfold at a birthday celebration. (2021,
15) 4.10 North Hollywood (2021, 15)
5.55 CHOICE The Many Saints Of
Newark (2021, 15; see Film of the
week) 8.00 People Just Do Nothing
— Big In Japan. As 12.40pm. 9.45
Barbarians. As 2.25pm. 11.25 Malignant
(2021, 18) 1.25 Don’t Breathe 2 (2021, 18)
3.15 North Hollywood 5.00 Sky Cinema
Preview 5.40-7.20 Pil’s Adventures
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
2.05pm Into The Labyrinth (2019, 15)
4.30 Unhinged (2020, 15) 6.15 Changing
Lanes (2002, 15) 8.00 Under Siege.
A former navy Seal tackles terrorists.
(1992, 15) 9.45 The Burnt Orange
Heresy. An art dealer is consumed by
greed. (2019, 15) 11.35 Serenity (2019,
15) 1.35-3.35 Silk Road (2021, 15)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.10am Last Of The Summer Wine
7.55 Jam & Jerusalem 8.35 2point4
Children 9.15 Hi-De-Hi! 9.55 Porridge
10.30 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.50
Keeping Up Appearances 12.30 Dad’s
Army 1.10 Hi-De-Hi! 1.50 2point4
Children 2.30 Desmond’s 3.05 Keeping
Up Appearances 3.45 Dad’s Army 4.25
Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40
Porridge 6.20 Desmond’s 7.00 Hi-De-Hi!
7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. The
vicar comes round for tea 8.20 Dad’s
Army — The Lost Episodes. Walker is
called up to serve in the regular Army
9.00 Only Fools And Horses. Triple bill
of the comedy 11.00 All Round To Mrs
Brown’s 12.00 Peep Show 1.10 Jam &
Jerusalem 1.50 This Time With Alan
Partridge 3.25-4.00 Peep Show
SKY COMEDY
6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
6.30 Will & Grace 8.00 Parks And
Recreation 9.00 Last Week Tonight
9.45 Saturday Night Live. With special
guest hosts, SNL’s trademark blend of
sketches and satire is back for season 47
11.00 The US Office 11.30 Last Week
Tonight 12.15 Real Time 1.30 Bored To
Death 4.00-5.00 Everybody Hates ChrisSKY WITNESS
6.00pm Nothing To Declare 8.00 Blue
Bloods 9.00 9-1-1 10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit 12.00 The Rookie
1.00 The Equalizer 2.00 Criminal Minds
3.00 Bull 4.00 Road Wars 5.00-6.00
Brit Cops — Rapid Response
W
6.00pm Masterchef USA 7.00 Property
Brothers — Forever Homes 8.00 Inside
The Ambulance. Paramedics treat a
woman trapped in her car after a crash
9.00 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. With
a family from YouTube 11.00 Inside
The Ambulance 12.00 999 Rescue
Squad 1.00-3.00 Tipping Point
5 STAR
6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 Caught
On Camera — Funniest Moments 8.00
Dream Home Makeovers 9.00 Skin A&E
10.00 Adults Only: Threesomes Are
More Fun 11.00 Adults Only: OAPs On
The Game 12.00 Car Pound Cops —
Give Me My Car Back! 1.00 Million
Pound Barges — Luxury Living 2.00
Tattoo Disasters 3.05 Room To Improve
3.55-4.00 Entertainment News
5 USA
6.00pm NCIS 10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit 1.55 Hannibal 3.35-
4.00 Criminals — Caught On CameraSKY CINEMA GREATS
6.15am Clueless (1995, 12) 8.10 Grease
2 (1982, PG) 10.15 Rise Of The Planet
Of The Apes (2011, 12) 12.15 Twister
(1996, PG) 2.15 Roman Holiday (1953,
U) 4.15 Beverly Hills Cop. A Detroit cop
goes to Los Angeles to track down the
killers of an old friend. (1984, 15) 6.15
Men In Black. A streetwise cop joins a
top-secret force that polices alien
visitors to Earth (1997, PG) 8.00 Bad
Boys II. Two cops try to stop a drug
lord flooding the market with a deadly
form of ecstasy. (2003, 15) 10.30
CHOICE Single White Female. Stars
Bridget Fonda. (1992, 18; see Film
choice) 12.25 Behind The Candelabra
(2013, 15) 2.35 Rise Of The Planet
Of The Apes 4.30-6.25 Clueless
SKY CINEMA GANGSTERS
3.45pm Chinatown (1974, 15) 6.05 Hell
Or High Water. A divorced father and
his former con brother try to save their
family ranch. (2016, 15) 8.00 John
Wick. A former assassin is provoked
into a rage when a criminal kills his
dog. (2014, 15) 10.00 The Raid. A Swat
team infiltrates a drug-lord’s lair in a
tenement building. (2011, 18) 11.45
Dragged Across Concrete (2018, 18)
2.25 Rise Of The Footsoldier (2007, 18)
4.30-6.15 Infamous (2020, 15)FILM4
11.00am The Weaker Sex (1948, U)
12.45 The Blue Dahlia (1946, PG) 2.50
Dead Reckoning. A former paratrooper
is ensnared in a web of murder while
searching for a missing comrade.
(1947, U) 4.55 Tomahawk. A sadistic
cavalry officer enrages a Sioux tribe,
putting the lives of his men in danger.
(1951, PG) 6.35 The Second Best Exotic
Marigold Hotel. A retirement home
owner sets out to expand his empire.
(2015, PG) 9.00 Man On Fire. A man
exacts revenge on kidnappers who
abducted a girl he was hired to guard.
(2004, 18) 11.50 Sweet Country. An
Aboriginal farmhand shoots a white
man and goes on the run. (2017, 15)
2.05-4.00 The Actors (2003, 15)
TALKING PICTURES TV
3.00pm So Little Time. A woman in
Nazi-occupied Belgium falls for a
German officer, but is forced to spy
on him. (1952, U) 5.00 The Footage
Detectives 6.00 The Sandwich Man. A
man wearing a sandwich board has a
series of encounters with eccentric
characters. (1966, U) 8.00 Gideon’s
Way 9.00 How I Won The War. An
inept Army commander tries to set up
a cricket pitch behind enemy lines.
(1967, 12) 11.15-1.15 Jack The Ripper6.00pm Discovering Helen
Mirren A glimpse into
the world of the actress.
7.00 Andre Rieu — Love In
Maastricht The violinist and
his Johann Strauss Orchestra
perform a host of love
songs in a concert from his
home town of Maastricht.
8.00 Beatles Stories Fans discuss
encounters with the Fab
Four, from eating beans
on toast with Ringo Starr
to playing Monopoly
with George Harrison.
10.00 Donovan & The Beatles In
India The singer retraces the
journey he and the Beatles
took to India in 1968 to shine
a light on a world of peace.
11.00 Butterfly Affect Short
drama, by Edem Wornoo.
11.15-12.15 Tate Britain’s Great Art
Walks With Robert Lindsay.12.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 Classic EastEnders Soap.
2.20 Hetty Wainthropp
Investigates Drama series.
3.20 Lovejoy Comedy drama.
4.20 Pie In The Sky Drama series.
5.20 Ever Decreasing Circles
6.00 Butterflies First episode
of Carla Lane’s comedy.
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine
Wesley designs a mobile
vending machine. 7.20 Last
Of The Summer Wine An
adventurer comes unstuck.
8.00 Inspector George Gently
Bacchus and Gently
investigate the rape of a
prostitute. (Series 7, ep 1)
10.00 New Tricks The squad
examines the disappearance
of an actress. (Series 6, ep 4)
11.20 Silent Witness Crime drama.
1.55 Kavanagh QC Legal drama.
3.15-4.00 We Hunt Together
7.00pm Masterchef Australia The
contestants arrive back in the
studio after their travels.
8.10 The Catch Up The day’s news.
8.15 Freeze — Back On Thin Ice
Two friends both have a final
chance to qualify for the
British championships.
9.00 The Drop The creatives try to
build a bigger customer base.
10.00 Hot Property Filly meets
Chloe Ferry, who is looking
for a date with skinny legs.
10.30 Gavin & Stacey Comedy.
11.30 FILM: The Miseducation Of
Cameron Post Stars Chloë
Grace Moretz and John
Gallagher Jr. A teenager is
subjected to gay conversion
therapies. Poignant. (2018, 15)
12.55 The Drop Reality show.
1.55 Hot Property Dating show.
2.25 Freeze — Back On Thin Ice
3.05 Gavin & Stacey Comedy.
3.35-4.00 My Mate’s A Bad Date
7.00pm Pubs, Ponds And Power
— The Story Of The Village
The history of Warkworth.
7.30 The Story Of Slate — Inside
Museums New series. Huw
Stephens visits the National
Slate Museum in Llanberis.
8.00 Neanderthals — Meet Your
Ancestors The archaeologist
Ella Al-Shamahi and the actor
Andy Serkis examine why
neanderthals became extinct.
9.00 Ian Hislop’s Fake News — A
True History The Private Eye
editor explores the history of
dishonest news reporting
over the past 200 years.
10.00 The Challenger Fact-based
drama with William Hurt.
11.30 Tomorrow’s Worlds —
The Unearthly History
Of Science Fiction.
1.30 Pubs, Ponds And Power
— The Story Of The Village
2.00 As 7.30pm
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