42 3 April 2022
WEDNESDAY
1G
6.00 Breakfast The latest reports.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine.
10.00 Scam Interceptors Ethical
hackers hunt cyber criminals.
10.45 Defenders UK Several
canisters of mustard gas are
dumped in a lake. (R)
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer
Properties at auction. (R)
12.15 Bargain Hunt Curios. (R)
1.00 News; Weather Reports.
1.45 Doctors It is Rosie’s last day,
but no one told Jimmi.
2.15 Shakespeare & Hathaway
— Private Investigators
Paranormal activity is
reported in a pub. (S3, ep 9, R)
3.00 Escape To The Country (R)
3.45 The Repair Shop Restoring
a toy car, a lawyer’s briefcase
and a football scrapbook.
4.30 Bridge Of Lies Quiz show.
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz.
6.00 News; Weather Reports.
6.30 Regional News Update.
6.55 Party Election Broadcast
By the Liberal Democrats. (R)
7.00 The One Show Features.
7.30 EastEnders Sonia warns
Janine not to date Mick as
Linda is the only one for him;
Nancy feels bad about Zack
missing the contest; and
Jean mistakes Rocky’s
friendliness as flirting.
8.00 Masterchef The contestants
serve up a dish using
ingredients including poussin
and clams, before critic Jimi
Famurewa briefs them to
concoct a meal with an
interactive or playful element.
9.00 Interior Design Masters Alan
Carr hosts, as the designers
fly solo this week, giving
them a chance to show off
their individual abilities as
they transform shepherd huts
into boutique boltholes on a
glampsite in north Wales.
10.00 News; Weather Reports.
10.35 Mood Sasha knows she
cannot keep running from
her trauma. (Last in series, R)
11.25 Gordon Ramsay’s Future
Food Stars The acerbic chef
searches for the next
generation ‘food star’. (R)
12.25 Would I Lie To You?
Unseen material from the
comedy panel show.
1.00-6.00 Joins BBC News
SCOTLAND 6.30 Reporting
Scotland. 6.55 Party Election
Broadcast. By the Scottish Labour
Party. 11.25 The Edit. 11.40 Gordon
Ramsay’s Future Food Stars. 12.40
Would I Lie To You? 1.15 BBC News.
6.30 Escape To The Country (R)
7.15 The Repair Shop Items. (R)
8.00 See Hear Magazine. (Signed)
8.30 Extraordinary Portraits
An artist who specialises in
pencil portraits. (Signed, R)
9.00 News; Weather Headlines.
1.00 Ready Steady Cook (R)
1.45 Eggheads Team quiz. (R)
2.15 Street Auction A community
turns out to surprise a
Plymouth man. (R)
3.00 The Customer Is Always
Right A fast drying towel. (R)
3.30 Natural World (R)
4.15 Golf — The Masters 2021
Review A look back at the
Major from the Augusta
National in Georgia, won
by Hideki Matsuyama.
5.15 Flog It! Selling valuables. (R)
6.00 House Of Games With Milton
Jones, Ria Lina, Martin Roberts
and Briony May Williams.
6.30 Lightning Quiz show,
hosted by Zoe Lyons.
7.00 Doctors It is Rosie’s last day,
but no one told Jimmi;
Princess gaslights Valerie;
and Rob investigates when
a baby is hospitalised. (R)
7.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall
Rick visits Tintagel, the
birthplace of the tale of King
Arthur; and learns about
Cornwall’s Methodist
religious movement, who
would cook a rather unusual
bun during feast days. (R)
8.00 Your Body Uncovered Kate
Garraway meets a father of
two who has been dealing
with the aftermath of a
severe stroke; and a woman
who has recently found
out she has cancer. (6/6)
9.00 CHOICE Stan & Ollie Stars
Steve Coogan and John C
Reilly. Biography of Laurel
and Hardy, focusing on the
events of 1953 when the
much-loved comedy duo
toured Britain. (2018,
PG; see Film choice)
10.30 Newsnight The day’s events.
11.15 Unspun World With John
Simpson Examining the
week’s global news stories.
11.45 Thatcher & Reagan —
A Very Special Relationship
A look at the alliance
between the prime minister
and the US president. (1/2, R)
12.45 See Hear Magazine. (R)
1.15 Stanley Tucci — Searching
For Italy (Signed, R)
2.00-4.00 The Real Peaky
Blinders (2/2, R)
6.00 Good Morning Britain
9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat.
10.00 This Morning Features.
12.30 Loose Women Debate.
1.30 News; Weather Reports.
2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R)
3.00 Lingo Quiz show. (R)
4.00 Tipping Point Gameshow. (R)
5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (R)
6.00 Regional News Update.
6.25 Party Election Broadcast
By the Liberal Democrats.
6.30 News; Weather Reports.
7.30 Emmerdale Manpreet and
Wendy are worried about
taking the stand; and Nate
tries to dodge Chloe’s
attempts to spend
more time together.
8.00 Coronation Street Faye
blurts out the truth when
Jon demands answers; Nick
proudly watches Sam at the
chess tournament; and
Tyrone admits to Fiz
that he misses her.
9.00 Kate & Koji Despite his
disastrous record, Koji
decides to take a chance
on romance; and Kate is
determined she is going to
help him. (Series 2, ep 4)
9.30 Bradley & Barney Walsh
— Breaking Dad The duo
continue their European
adventure in Slovenia, where
they go motocross racing,
undergo unusual honey
therapies and join the
national quidditch team. (R)
10.00 News At Ten Bulletin.
10.45 Rachael Blackmore —
A Grand Year A look at the
jockey’s success in 2021. (R)
11.45 Paul Sinha’s TV Showdown
Anita Rani, Sarah Hadland,
Ed Byrne and Jamie Laing
join Fay Ripley and Rob
Beckett on the TV-themed
comedy quiz show. (R)
12.20 Teleshopping Goods.
3.00 Bling A memorial pendant. (R)
3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation.
5.05-6.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (R)
6.05 Countdown Gameshow. (R)
6.45 Cheers American sitcom. (R)
7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond
Family comedy series. (R)
9.05 Frasier American sitcom. (R)
10.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA Advice. (R)
11.30 News; Weather Reports.
11.35 Undercover Boss USA (R)
12.30 Steph’s Packed Lunch
2.10 Countdown Gameshow.
3.00 A Place In The Sun Advice. (R)
4.00 A New Life In The Sun (R)
5.00 Sun, Sea And Selling Houses
6.00 The Simpsons Reports
of Mr Burns’s death provoke
a media storm. (R)
6.30 Hollyoaks Leela is forced to
jump to Sid’s defence; and
James makes a shocking
announcement. (R)
7.00 News; Weather Reports.
8.00 CHOICE The Great Home
Transformation In a new
series, Emma Willis and Nick
Grimshaw travel the country
transforming family homes,
starting off by helping a
family of six struggling
for space in Eastbourne.
(See Critics’ choice)
9.00 The Simpler Life The
volunteers celebrate the end
of the project with a feast for
family and friends; and the
statisticians discover how the
process has changed those
taking part. (Last in series)
10.00 Naked Attraction’s Best
Naughty Bits A look back at
the dating show’s archive.
11.05 First Dates A look back at
some classic meet-ups,
including the encounter
between a flower seller
and a construction
project manager. (R)
12.05 Rescue — Extreme Medics
A trauma team based in
Aberdeen attend an
emergency outside of Elgin
in Moray, where a pilot has
crashed his plane. (2/5, R)
1.05 FILM: A Cure For Wellness
Stars Dane DeHaan. An
executive is sent to retrieve
his company’s chief executive
officer from a mysterious
‘wellness centre’ in the Swiss
Alps, but suspects the spa’s
treatments are not what they
seem. Taut thriller. (2016, 18)
3.30 Unreported World (R)
3.55 Ukraine — On The Front Line
With Johnny Mercer (R)
4.20 Location, Location, Location
Seeking bigger houses. (R)
5.15-6.05 Moneybags Quiz. (R)
6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
12.15 Build A New Life In The
Country An old tin church
on the Isle of Seil. (R)
1.10 News; Weather Reports.
1.15 Home And Away Dean and
Ziggy try to reignite the
spark on a night out.
1.45 Neighbours Paul learns the
truth about Montana
propositioning Leo.
2.15 A Killer In My Home Thriller,
with Bree Williamson.
A widow discovers that her
husband had a second family
that will go to deadly lengths
to be a part of her life. (R)
4.00 Filthy House SOS (R)
5.00 News; Weather Reports.
6.00 Neighbours Soap. (R)
6.30 Eggheads Team quiz.
7.00 The Gadget Show Craig
Charles gets his hands on a
speaker which is powered by
water; and Georgie Barrat
shares a rundown of gadgets
designed to help save money
and protect the environment.
7.55 News; Weather Reports.
8.00 Police Interceptors The
knife-crime team are faced
with the growing threat of
mamba, a synthetic cannabis
substitute that can be
laced with rat poison and
alloy-wheel cleaner.
9.00 Deadline Natalie tells James
that she has just seen her
supposedly dead brother,
Oliver, who went on the run
after borrowing from drug
dealers in Budapest. (2/4)
10.00 Killer At The Crime Scene
The 2002 murder of
87-year-old pensioner Gladys
Godfrey in Mansfield, where
forensic teams acquired a
DNA sample from the killer,
but found he was not in
the national database. (R)
11.05 Police Code Zero — Officer
Under Attack An officer is
bitten on the finger while
trying to make an arrest; and
a new policewoman faces
an angry young man. (R)
12.05 Inside The Force — 24/7
Behind the scenes at a
Lincoln police station. (R)
1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino
Show Interactive gambling.
3.00 Entertainment News Gossip.
3.10 George Clarke’s Build A New
Life In The Country (R)
3.55 Now That’s Funny! (R)
4.45 Wildlife SOS Animals. (R)
5.10 House Doctor Advice. (R)
5.35-6.00 Children’s Shows Fun.
ITV WALES 6.25 Party Election
Broadcast. By Plaid Cymru BBC1
WALES 6.55 Party Political
Broadcast. By Plaid Cymru 9.00
Hidden 10.35 Interior Design
Masters With Alan Carr 11.35 Mood
S4C 6.00 Cyw: Blociau Rhif 6.05
Halibalw 6.15 Digbi Draig 6.30
Sigldigwt 6.45 Octonots 7.00 Ty Mel
7.10 Cymylaubychain 7.20 Caru
Canu A Stori 7.30 Sion Y Chef 7.45
Gwdihw 8.00 Peppa 8.05 Antur
Natur Cyw 8.20 Tomos A’i Ffrindiau
8.30 Straeon Ty Pen 8.45 Sam Tan
VARIATIONS
8.55 Timpo 9.05 Abadas 9.15
Rapsgaliwn 9.30 Blero Yn Mynd I
Ocido 9.45 Fferm Fach 10.00 Ty Mel
10.10 Cymylaubychain 10.20 Caru
Canu A Stori 10.30 Sion Y Chef
10.45 Gwdihw 11.00 Shwshaswyn
11.10 Sam Tan 11.20 Da ’Di Dona
11.30 Sion Y Chef 11.45 Fferm Fach
12.00 Newyddion 12.05 Garejis
— Dan Y Bonet 12.30 Heno 1.00
Cegin Bryn 1.30 Garddio A Mwy
2.00 Newyddion 2.05 Prynhawn Da
3.00 Newyddion 3.05 Gareth Jones
— Nofio Adre 4.00 Awr Fawr
5.00 Stwnsh: Oi! Osgar 5.10
Rhyfeddodau Chwilengoch
A Cath Ddu 5.30 Sbargo 5.35
Itopia 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Y Sioe Fwyd
6.30 Darllediad Etholiadol Gan
Ceidwadwyr Cymru 6.35 Rownd
A Rownd 6.57 Newyddion 7.00
Heno 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Pobol Y
Cwm 8.25 Y Byd Ar Bedwar 8.55
Newyddion 9.00 Ty Am Ddim 10.00
Laura McAllister — Gem Gyfartal.
The former Wales captain reviews
developments in the women’s game
11.00-11.35 Cymoedd Roy Noble
YO U SAY
Home transformers (C4, 8pm)
Andi Oliver, the most irritating woman on TV?
In which case your correspondent cannot have
seen the Rev Kate Bottley! Hands down a winner.
Les Driver
We have all been filled with admiration watching
the frontline broadcasts headed by Lyse Doucet
from the war in Ukraine. A question: what is the
difference between her salary and Gary Lineker’s?
Lindsay Rogers
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