50 3 April 2022
FRIDAY
1G6.00 Breakfast Headlines.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine.
10.00 Scam Interceptors
10.45 Defenders UK Officers
put a stop to a medical
scam. (Last in series, R)
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer
Properties at auction. (R)
12.15 Bargain Hunt Curios.
1.00 News; Weather Reports.
1.45 Father Brown Lady Felicia’s
niece is suspected of
murder. (Series 5, ep 2, R)
2.30 Money For Nothing (R)
3.00 Escape To The Country (R)
3.45 The Repair Shop (R)
4.30 Bridge Of Lies Quiz show.
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz.
6.00 News; Weather Reports.
6.30 Regional News Update.
7.00 The One Show Features.
7.30 Question Of Sport With Mick
Fitzgerald, Ben Earl, Alex
Hartley and Curtis Davies.
8.00 Masterchef The third
quarter-final sees this week’s
most talented four cooks
return to contest a place in
the semi-finals, with some
contestants from the 2021
series assessing their efforts.
8.30 Would I Lie To You? Guests
Jo Brand, Emma Bunton,
Jonnie Peacock and Shaun
Williamson bolster the efforts
of regular team captains Lee
Mack and David Mitchell. (R)
9.00 Have I Got News For You
Victoria Coren Mitchell
invites comedian Ria Lina and
Sunday Times journalist Tim
Shipman to join regulars Ian
Hislop and Paul Merton.
9.30 CHOICE Not Going Out
When Lee promises Lucy that
he will make more of an effort
to be friendly with other
parents in the playground,
he makes the mistake of
starting with Keith. (Series 12,
ep 3; see Critics’ choice)
10.00 News; Weather Reports.
10.35 FILM: Iron Man 3 Stars
Robert Downey Jr. The hero
hunts for the terrorist behind
a series of attacks, despite
being cut off from his usual
resources and traumatised
by a recent brush with death.
Polished sequel. (2013, 12)
12.35 Superman & Lois Fantasy
adventure. (Last in series, R)
1.25-6.00 Joins BBC News
SCOTLAND 6.30 Reporting
Scotland. 8.30 Landward. 12.35
A View From The Terrace. 1.35
Superman & Lois. 2.25 BBC News.
6.15 The Repair Shop (R)
7.00 Great Coastal Railway
Journeys (Signed, R)
7.30 Tales From A Kitchen
Garden (Signed, R)
8.00 The Masters Action from the
first day of the golf Major, at
Augusta National in Augusta.
9.30 News; Weather Reports.
1.00 FILM: The Pure Hell Of St
Trinian’s Stars Cecil Parker.
The girls burn their school to
the ground, prompting a
mysterious gentleman to
offer new premises. Woeful
comedy. (1960, U, B/W)
2.30 The Customer Is Always
Right Testing items. (R)
3.15 Sri Lanka — Elephant Island
Studying the elephants on
the island of Sri Lanka. (R)
4.15 Indian Ocean A journey from
Oman to the Maldives. (R)
5.15 Flog It! Selling valuables. (R)
6.00 House Of Games Milton
Jones, Ria Lina, Martin
Roberts and Briony May
Williams take part in the quiz.
6.30 Lightning Quiz show
hosted by Zoe Lyons.
7.00 MOTDx Football discussion,
presented by Jermaine Jenas.
7.30 Beechgrove The team sets
about turning storm damage
into new developments. (R)
8.00 Gardeners’ World Monty
Don continues planting up
perennials in his recently
extended orchard beds,
and begins a redesign
in the dry garden; and Toby
Buckland explores daffodils
at Cotehele in Cornwall.
9.00 CHOICE Pilgrimage — The
Road To The Scottish Isles
New series. Seven celebrities
set out on foot, by road and
sea, travelling over 1,600km
to learn about a key figure in
early British Christianity — St
Columba. (See Critics’ choice)
10.00 QI Josh Widdicombe, Stephen
K Amos and Cally Beaton
join regular panellist Alan
Davies to answer host Sandi
Toksvig’s questions on the
theme of ‘Omnishambles’. (R)
10.30 Newsnight The day’s events.
11.05 The Fall Of The House Of
Maxwell Documentary
charting an extraordinary
family saga. (1/3, R)
12.05 The Masters Action from the
second day of the golf Major,
taking place in Georgia.
1.35 Panorama (Signed, R)
2.05-3.05 Your Body Uncovered
With Kate Garraway. (R)6.00 Good Morning Britain
9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat.
10.00 This Morning Features.
12.30 Loose Women Debate.
1.30 News; Weather Reports.
1.45 Racing Ed Chamberlin and
Francesca Cumani present
coverage of the second day
of the Grand National festival
at Aintree. With analysis
from AP McCoy, Mick
Fitzgerald and Ruby Walsh,
and commentary is
provided by Richard Hoiles.
5.00 The Chase General-
knowledge quiz show,
hosted by Bradley Walsh. (R)
6.00 Regional News Update.
6.30 News; Weather Reports.
7.30 Emmerdale Gabby and
Dawn make a discovery;
Meena is delighted; and Al
is left feeling slightly guilty.
8.00 Coronation Street Kelly
refuses to allow Laura to
ruin her moment of glory;
Sam faces his opponent
in the chess final; and it
remains to be seen whether
or not Emma will get a
happy ending as she
decides to leave the street.
9.00 Grantchester With Robson
Green and Tom Brittney.
After a murder at an old folks’
home, two of its residents go
missing, but Will and Geordie
are given the run around
when they try and track them
down. (Series 7, ep 5)
10.00 News At Ten Bulletin.
10.45 FILM: 21 Jump Street
Stars Jonah Hill, Channing
Tatum and Brie Larson.
Two youthful-looking cops
are sent undercover as
high-school students in an
attempt to bring down
a drugs ring. (2012, 15)
12.40 Teleshopping Goods.
3.00 Winning Combination (R)
3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation.
5.05-6.00 Cash Trapped (R)6.05 Countdown Gameshow. (R)
6.45 Cheers Two episodes. (R)
7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond
Family comedy series. (R)
9.05 Frasier American sitcom. (R)
10.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA Advice. (R)
11.30 News; Weather Reports.
11.35 Undercover Boss USA (R)
12.30 Steph’s Packed Lunch
Magazine show. (Last in series)
2.10 Countdown Gameshow.
3.00 A Place In The Sun Advice. (R)
4.00 A New Life In The Sun (R)
5.00 Sun, Sea And Selling Houses
A look at how some property
purchases have worked out.
6.00 The Simpsons Lisa tries
to join a popular new
classmate’s social clique. (R)
6.30 Hollyoaks Chester soap. (R)
7.00 News; Weather Reports.
7.30 CHOICE Unreported World
A report on how Ghana is
suffering environmental
disaster caused by unwanted
clothes and fast fashion
items arriving from the UK,
which end up in overflowing
landfill. (See Critics’ choice)
8.00 Grayson’s Art Club Grayson
Perry and his wife are joined
by the comedian Mawaan
Rizwan, who is challenged
to create an artwork on the
theme ‘Inside My Head’.
9.00 Gogglebox The armchair
critics share their opinions
on what they have been
watching during the week,
with cameras capturing
their instant reactions.
10.00 Open House — The Great
Sex Experiment A couple
contemplate whether or not
they are emotionally ready
for group sex. (2/6)
11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does
Countdown With panellists
Paul Foot, Angela Barnes
and John Cooper Clarke. (R)
12.05 I Literally Just Told You
Hosted by Jimmy Carr. (R)
1.05 FILM: Popstar — Never
Stop Never Stopping
Stars Andy Samberg and
Jorma Taccone. When it
becomes obvious that
his solo album is a flop, a
former boy band member
does everything he can
to maintain his celebrity
status. Funny. (2016, 15)
2.35 Come Dine With Me Dinner
parties in Sheffield. (R)
4.45 Moneybags Quiz show,
hosted by Craig Charles. (R)
5.35-6.00 Bidding Wars (R)6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
12.15 Build A New Life In The
Country Following a couple
who are planning to build a
nature retreat in Croatia. (R)
1.10 News; Weather Reports.
1.15 Home And Away Distressed,
Tane and Nikau look for Chloe
on their way to the hospital.
1.45 Neighbours David accosts
Dean, suspecting him of
being his blackmailer.
2.15 Killing Your Daughter
Thriller, with Allison Paige.
When a DNA test helps a
young woman identify her
birth parents, she discovers
that some family histories
are better left untold. (R)
4.00 Filthy House SOS (R)
5.00 News; Weather Reports.
6.00 Neighbours Soap. (R)
6.30 Eggheads The Medway and
Solent Originals take on the
regulars. (Last in series)
7.00 Coastal Britain Kate Humble
follows the historic East
Sussex coastline, beginning
on the cliffs overlooking
Hastings, a town associated
with the Battle of 1066.
7.55 News; Weather Reports.
8.00 CHOICE Cruising With
Susan Calman As her ship
leaves the Canaries behind,
the comedian sails north
across the Atlantic Ocean to
Madeira. (See Critics’ choice)
9.00 Deadline James returns to
London to pursue the killer,
but he has been fired from
his job and no-one believes
his stories of what happened
in Budapest. (Last in series)
10.00 Holidaying With Jane
McDonald — The Caribbean
The singer heads to St Lucia,
taking a trip to the heart of
the rainforest and a boat ride
from the north to the south
of the island en route to an
outdoor hot tub that is
heated by a volcano. (R)
11.00 80s Greatest Pop Videos
A look at the greatest pop
videos from 1988, the era
when Stock Aitken and
Waterman ruled the UK
charts, and Cliff Richard,
Yazz and Kylie scored hits.
1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino
Show Interactive gambling.
3.00 Entertainment News Gossip.
3.10 Police Interceptors (R)
3.55 Now That’s Funny! (R)
4.45 Wildlife SOS Animals. (R)
5.10 House Doctor Advice. (R)
5.35-6.00 Children’s Shows Fun.ITV WALES 7.00 Coast & Country
BBC1 WALES 7.30 Weatherman
Walking BBC2 WALES 7.30 Match
Of The Day Wales — Women’s
International: Wales v France. Live,
kickoff 7.45 9.45 Coast S4C 6.00
Cyw: Blociau Rhif 6.05 Halibalw
6.15 Digbi Draig 6.30 Llan-ar-goll-en
6.45 Octonots 7.00 Olobobs 7.05
Cymylaubychain 7.15 Bach A Mawr
7.30 Gwdihw 7.45 Byd Tad-Cu
8.00 Peppa 8.05 Loti Borloti 8.20
Tomos A’i Ffrindiau 8.30 Ahoi! 8.45
SamTan 8.55 Timpo 9.05 Abadas
VARIATIONS
9.15 Y Diwrnod Mawr 9.30 Blero Yn
Mynd I Ocido 9.45 Cacamwnci 10.00
Blociau Rhif 10.05 Halibalw 10.15
Digbi Draig 10.30 Llan-ar-goll-en
10.45 Octonots 11.00 Olobobs 11.05
Cymylaubychain 11.15 Bach A Mawr
11.30 Gwdihw 11.45 Byd Tad-Cu
12.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 12.05
Nyrsys 12.30 Heno 1.00 Cymoedd
Roy Noble 1.30 Dau Gi Bach 2.00
Newyddion A’r Tywydd 2.05
Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion A’r
Tywydd 3.05 Cynefin 4.00 Awr Fawr
5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Gerddi Cymru6.30 Garddio A Mwy 6.57 Newyddion
7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion A’r
Tywydd 8.00 Dim Byd I’w Wisgo.
New series. A high school teacher is
given a makeover 8.25 Welsh
Whisperer — Ni’n Teithio Nawr. The
Welsh Whisperer visits New Castle
Emlyn 8.55 Newyddion A’r Tywydd
9.00 Rybish. The council’s
enviromental officer visits Cefn
Cilgwyn 9.30 Limbo. Huw organises
a board games night 9.50 Iawn Met
10.05 Hyd Y Pwrs 10.35-11.40 Stad.
Keith plans a surprise party for AnestYO U SAY
Ticket to Rye: Humble (C5, 7pm)After all the gushing critiques I decided to watch
The Power Of The Dog. What a disappointment
and what a bore. Oh, there’s a lovely view, we
should film a scene here. No wonder it was
released on Netflix, very few people would have
paid to see it in the cinema.
David PearceA big thanks to That’s TV for revisiting the amazing
Monty Python. Brave in today’s PC times. Folks
who don’t approve don’t have to watch!
Howard BentleyBBC1 BBC2 ITV CHANNEL 4 CHANNEL 5