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Janet Browne has noted that, in the majority of cases, Darwin focused on the actions of
the females in his verses.^41 In each of the scenarios, it is the behaviors of the females that
tend to drive the dramatic action. In contrast, the males “were not given the same attention
or depth of characterization, even in some cases being sketched solely in terms of almost
empty labels such as ‘swain’ or ‘beau.’ ” In the realm of plant sexual reproduction, it is the
feminine principle that governs the outcome, consistent with Linnaeus’s claim that the
feminine “medulla” provides the impetus or “will” to produce seed, whereas the masculine
“cortex” only determines the external appearance of the plant. Both Linnaeus and Erasmus
Darwin granted female sexuality a dominant role in the “oeconomy” of plants, which may
help to explain why asexualist critics, all of whom seem to have been men, were so morally
outraged. This is not to suggest that either Linnaeus or Darwin were proto- feminists— far
from it. As discussed by Londa Scheibinger and Janet Browne, both Linnaeus and Darwin
shared the same patriarchal attitudes as their contemporaries, although Darwin was clearly
the more radical of the two in other areas, such as religion and politics.^42 Both men were
romantics, and romantics by definition are sentimentally attached to the past. Thus it is not
surprising that they would both invoke the classical poets while metaphorically emphasiz-
ing the feminine aspect of plants.
“The Anthers and Stigma Are Real Animals”
Although tongue- in- cheek, Erasmus Darwin’s personification of plants was more than just
a literary conceit. Like many other botanists in the eighteenth century, Darwin believed
that plants could experience a variety sensations: including hunger, fatigue, embarrass-
ment, desire, and so on, although not as keenly as animals do. And he was not alone in
these beliefs. Writing in 1787, René- Louis Desfontaines, Professor of Botany at the
Jardins des Plantes, described the quivering of sexually aroused stamens in response to
“the action of the pistil itself, which incites each stamen to orgasm, similar in a sense to
the familiar orgasm that occurs in the sexual parts of animals.” Concurrently, according
to Desfontaines, the style expands slightly, “as if the law requiring a certain modesty in
females were common to all organized beings.”^43 His reasoning here is unclear, to say the
least, but perhaps Desfontaines interpreted expansion of the style as the plant equivalent
of blushing. Along the same lines, the British botanist Benjamin Cooke, FRS, in 1748,
claimed that the styles of white- seeded maize plants consciously blushed crimson upon
contacting pollen from a red- seeded variety:
On the Manner of Impregnation of the Seeds in Mayze— I can add this, that if the
seed and whole Species of Mayze be planted about two Yards Distance from each
other, there will be a Mixture of red and white Grains in the Ears of each Plant, and
you may with Pleasure observe the Filament in the white Plant, which hath been
struck with the red Farina, discovering its alien Commerce by a conscious Blush.^44
If Cooke actually observed the coloration of the silk as he describes, it is, of course, not
due to embarrassment but to the presence of the red pigment, anthocyanin, which can be
triggered by a variety of external conditions. In his poem “Zoonomia” (1794– 1801) Darwin
writes, “The anthers and stigma are real animals. ... They are affected with the passion of