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(Lars) #1

STOPLOOKINGATME!


HOW ABOUT YOU STOP
LOOKING AT ME!

GOODNESS!

YOU’RE
TOUCHING
ME!

WE’RE
CONNECTED!
I CAN’T HELP
TOUCHING YOU.
YOU SHOULD
STAY ON YOUR
SIDE OF US. AND
HOW ABOUT YOU
STOP MESSING
WITH MY STUFF?

YOUR STUFF
IS ALWAYS
IN MY
WAY. YOU’RE
SO MESSY! AM NOT!

ENOUGH! I’M
SICK OF THIS
SQUABBLING!
WE’RE GOING
TO SETTLE
THIS RIGHT
NOW!

YOU
THINK
SO?

IF IT WAS
EASY, WE’D
HAVE STOPPED
OUR BICKERING
A LONG TIME
AGO.

BESIDES–FRIENDS FIGHT.
SIBLINGS SQUABBLE.

THEN THEY
WORK IT OUT.

MY POINT
EXACTLY! BUT
WE’RE GOING TO
WORK THIS OUT
ONCE AND FOR
ALL! OFFICIALLY.
IN COURT!

WE
HAVE A
COURT?
WE DO
NOW!

JUST
LIKE
THAT?

BUT
WE’VE
BEEN
ARGUING.

IT
HASN’T
HELPED.

YOUNEEDAJUDGEANDJURY
TO MAKE IT WORK. DUH! SO YOU
ARGUEYOURCASE.I’LLBETHE
JUDGE—OBVIOUSLY. THE REST
OFYOUCANBETHEJURY.

DO WE
HAVE
TO?

WAIT!
WHAT?

YOU CAN’T
JUST SAY
YOU’RE
A JUDGE.
THERE’S A
PROCESS.

I
OBJECT!

YOU’RE THE
JUDGE. YOU
CAN’T OBJECT.

OF COURSE I
CAN. I DO!

THAT’S NOT WHAT
A JUDGE DOES. AND
WHAT ARE YOU
OBJECTING TO?

YOU
CAN’T
TELL
ME IF I
OBJECT
OR NOT!

NOW I DON’T REMEMBER!
GRRRRR! I SHOULD PUT YOU
IN A TIME-OUT FOR THAT.

OR MAYBE A SUSPENDED
SENTENCE!

JUDGES DON’T GIVE TIME-OUTS.

UMM, HELLO!?

WHEN DO
WE GET
TO TALK?

YOUTALKWHENISAY!
UNTIL THEN,PIPE DOWN!

ARE WE
DONE HERE?
IHAVELIBRARY
BOOKS TO
RETURN...

NOBUGGY
LEAVES!
ANYBUGGY
MOVES AND
I’LL THROW
’EM IN THE
SLAMMER!
TALK ABOUT
BLIND
JUSTICE.
(SIGH)

WHY NOT?
THEY ARGUE,
WE DECIDE.
BOOM! DONE!

I OBJECT
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