New Zealand Listener – June 08, 2019

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GEORGES BIZET


Welcome to the best


opera in the world


Carmen


In Cinemas JUNE 6


2018–2019 SEASON

JUNE 8 2019 LISTENER

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TO ENTER Send your captions for the photo above to [email protected], with “Caption
Competition No 335” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption
Competition No 335”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141, or
submitted through listener.co.nz/win. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, June 11.
THE PRIZE A DVD of Vice, in which Christian Bale plays Dick Cheney, described by the
Guardian as the “great big plutocrat blob” at the centre of this four-star-rated political comedy.

Caption Competition {[email protected]}


Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall: “Are
we shrinking or are the pints getting
bigger?” – Phoebe Wray, Christchurch

Camilla: “When you said, ‘How about
a quick one in the King’s arms?’, I
didn’t think you meant the pub!”
– Colin Kemplen, Matamata

Prince Charles: “Like Brexit, it’s flat,
bitter and no one can get to the bottom
of it.” – Warren Shaw, Marton

Charles: “Sure I can drive home. Dad
always did.” – Graeme Bulling

Charles: “I warned you, for bitter or
worse.” – Nozz Fletcher, Picton

Charles: “Talk about a frothy
reception.” – Rhonda Ramsay, Thames

Charles: “Where’s Nigel Farage?
Milkshakes are for amateurs!”
– Martin Pracy, Cambridge

WINNING CAPTION
Paul Kelly, Palmerston North

Caption


competition


THIS WEEK’S PICTURE


You told me


you knew the


German for “dry


white wine”!


FINALISTS

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