6.00pm BattleBots Double bill.
8.00 MotoGP Highlights The Gran
Premio de España at the
Circuito de Jerez in Spain.
9.00 FILM: Alien Stars Sigourney
Weaver. A cargo spacecraft
is invaded by a deadly
creature that begins preying
on the crew. Classic sci-fi.
(1979, 18; includes FYI Daily)
11.25 FILM: Lucy Stars Scarlett
Johansson. A courier seeks
revenge against the
gangsters who kidnapped
her after a drug boosts her
reflexes to superhuman
levels. Enthralling. (2014,
15; includes FYI Daily)
1.15 Minder Arthur is conned into
buying a host of useless items.
2.15 The Protectors Drama series.
2.50 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.5.55pm Escape To The Chateau
— DIY A chateau hosts
ex-American troops for the
75th anniversary of D-Day.
6.55 The Yorkshire Dales And The
Lakes A farmer competes
to become England’s
champion sheepdog trialler.
7.55 Escape To The Chateau
Dick Strawbridge celebrates
his birthday with a hot-air
balloon ride over the chateau.
9.00 The Great British Dig —
History In Your Back Garden
The team goes on the hunt
for the Morda Workhouse in
Oswestry. (Series 3, ep 4)
10.00 Guy Martin’s Lancaster
Bomber The presenter trains
in all seven crew positions on
the Second World War aircraft.
11.05-12.10 24 Hours In A&E
A woman is admitted with a
potential bleed on the brain.6.15pm FILM: Spider-Man 3
Stars Tobey Maguire. An
alien parasite causes the
web-slinging crimefighter’s
dark side to surface. Fair.
(2007, 12; includes FYI Daily)
9.00 Family Guy Principal
Shephard moves in with the
Griffins. (Series 18, ep 20)
9.30 American Dad! The Smith
family spend time at a dude
ranch. (Series 17, ep 5)
10.00 Family Guy The Griffins go
on a rock-music cruise.
(Series 18, ep 1) 10.30 Family
Guy Quagmire has to deal
with a change in Ida’s
relationship with Brian. 10.55
Family Guy Peter causes a
fight between Lois’s parents.
11.25 American Dad! Francine
becomes a bodybuilder.
(Series 15, ep 1)
11.55-2.40 The Stand Up Sketch
Show With Bobby Mair.6.00 Classic Coronation Street
7.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
8.05 On The Buses Comedy.
9.10 Upstairs, Downstairs Drama.
11.30 Heartbeat Rural drama.
1.45 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
2.45 Classic Coronation Street
3.45 Marple With Geraldine
McEwan. The sleuth
investigates poison-pen
letters that has led to
suicides. (Series 2, ep 2)
5.50 Heartbeat Nick gets a cold
reception when he meets
Jo’s parents. 5.50 Heartbeat
Sergeant Blaketon is
threatened with demotion.
8.00 Poirot The detective
investigates when a man is
found murdered on a golf
course — but his inquiries are
complicated by the discovery
of a tramp’s mutilated body
nearby. (Series 6, ep 3)
10.20 Law & Order: UK A blood-
spattered hotel room and a
stolen credit card lead Joe
and Ronnie to a privileged
woman whose newborn baby
has gone missing. (S8, ep 6)
11.20 White House Farm Drama
based on the true story of the
murder of a family in 1985,
providing a fresh insight into
these events. With Freddie
Fox and Alfie Allen. (1/6)
12.25 Inspector Morse Drama.
2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon tells his assistant to
stop flirting with Leonard.
(Series 6, ep 12) 6.30 The
Big Bang Theory Leonard’s
car is stolen en route to a
comic-book convention.
7.00 Hollyoaks Chester soap.
7.30 The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon is forced to take a
holiday. (Series 7, ep 13)
8.00 Below Deck —
Mediterranean New run of
the reality show. Captain
Sandy returns to Croatia at
the helm of the Lady Michelle.
9.00 Made In Chelsea The news
of Harvey’s cheating has
spread around Chelsea.
10.00 Temptation Island New
series. Host Mark Walberg
welcomes four new couples.
11.00-12.05 Gogglebox The
households share their
opinions on Race Across
the World and Killing Eve.FILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
7.45am False Positive (2021, 15) 9.30
12 Mighty Orphans (2021, 12) 11.50
Moonshot. A barista sneaks on board a
space shuttle to a colonised Mars,
teaming up with a student going to
see her boyfriend. (2022, 12) 1.50
CHOICE Venom — Let There Be
Carnage. Comic-book fantasy sequel.
(2021, 15; see Film choice) 3.45 Paul
Dood’s Deadly Lunch Break (2021, 15)
5.40 12 Mighty Orphans 8.00 Venom
— Let There Be Carnage. As 1.50pm.
9.50 Moonshot. As 11.50am. 11.35
False Positive 1.20 American Night
(2021, 15) 3.40 Charming The Hearts
Of Men (2021, PG) 5.35-7.20
Paul Dood’s Deadly Lunch Break
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
2.10pm The Hole (2009, 12) 3.50
Mission — Impossible (1996, PG) 5.50
Mission — Impossible 2. A secret agent
battles a criminal mastermind intent on
stealing a virus. (2000, 15) 8.00 Angels
& Demons. Four cardinals in line to
become Pope are kidnapped by a
mysterious sect. (2009, 12) 10.20 Taxi
Driver. A misanthropic cabbie is driven
to a brutal act of violence. (1976, 18)
12.20-2.30 Manhunter (1986, 18)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.50am Only Fools And Horses. Comedy
series 5.00 Ghosts 9.00 French &
Saunders — Funny Women 11.00
Desmond’s 11.35 Peep Show 12.10
Lenny Henry’s Race Through Comedy
1.15 Ghosts 3.10-4.00 Peep Show
SKY COMEDY
6.00pm The US Office 6.30 Will &
Grace 8.00 30 Rock 9.00 Last Week
Tonight 9.45 Barry 10.25 A Black Lady
Sketch Show 11.00 Last Week Tonight
11.45 Real Time 1.00 Curb Your
Enthusiasm 2.15 Black Monday
3.30-5.00 Everybody Hates Chris
SKY WITNESS
6.00pm Nothing To Declare 7.00 911
Crisis Centre 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00
9-1-1. Athena investigates a robbery at a
petrol station that takes an unexpected
turn 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00
The Rookie 1.00 The Equalizer 2.00
Departure 3.00 Road Wars 5.00-6.00
Brit Cops — Rapid Response
W
5.40pm DIY SOS — The Big Build 7.00
Property Brothers — Forever Homes8.00 Delivering Babies 9.00 Nurses
On The Ward 10.00 Stacey Dooley
Sleeps Over — International Women’s
Day. A sleepover with a body-positive
advocate 11.00 One Born Every
Minute 12.00 999 Rescue Squad
1.00-3.00 One Born Every Minute
5 STAR
6.00pm Home And Away 6.35 FILM:
You’ve Got Mail. Stars Tom Hanks and
Meg Ryan 9.00 FILM: Cast Away. Stars
Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt 11.50
Philpott — 5 Mistakes That Caught The
Killer 12.50 My Lover, My Killer 1.50 Kill
Thy Neighbour 2.50 Room To Improve
3.45-4.00 Entertainment News
5 USA
6.00pm NCIS 9.00 The Blacklist. Red
and Liz try to stop an assassin 10.00
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55
Law & Order: Criminal Intent 3.35-4.00
Criminals — Caught On Camera
COMEDY CENTRAL
8.00am The Middle 11.30 Friends 9.00
Live At The Apollo. With Dara O Briain
10.00 Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
10.30 Impractical Jokers: Uncensored
11.00 Rob Beckett’s Undeniable 12.00
Paul Chowdhry — Live Innit 1.00 The
Ricky Gervais Show 2.00 Impractical
Jokers 3.20-5.00 FriendsSKY CINEMA GREATS
6.00am The Guns Of Navarone (1961,
PG) 8.45 Oliver! (1968, U) 11.15 Roman
Holiday (1953, U) 1.15 The Quiet Man
(1952, U) 3.25 Erin Brockovich. A
single mother working at a law firm
investigates a shady corporation.
(2000, 15) 5.40 Close Encounters Of
The Third Kind — Collector’s Edition.
A repairman’s obsession with UFOs
drives his family to despair. (1998, PG)
8.00 The Fugitive. A man wrongly
convicted of his wife’s murder goes
on the run. (1993, 15) 10.15 Chinatown.
A private detective investigates the
husband of a wealthy socialite. (1974,
15) 12.30 Mandela — Long Walk To
Freedom (2013, 12) 3.00 Roman
Holiday 5.10-6.00 Sky Cinema Preview
SKY CINEMA EPICS
3.35pm Elysium (2013, 15) 5.35
Battleship. American naval vessels go
into battle against an invading fleet of
powerful alien spaceships. (2012, 12)
8.00 San Andreas. A helicopter pilot
tries to rescue his daughter after
an earthquake. (2015, 12) 10.00
Terminator Salvation. John Connor
leads a war against killer robots. (2009,
12) 12.10 Transformers (2007, 12)
2.35 The Battle Of Jangsari (2019, 15)
4.25-6.35 Fall Of A Kingdom (2019, 15)FILM4
11.00am 12 Angry Men (1957, U) 12.55
Death Drums Along The River (1963,
PG) 2.35 The Cockleshell Heroes
(1955, U) 4.35 The Desperados. A man
who walked away from his violent
relatives finds they have arrived in his
new home town. (1969, 15) 6.20
Valerian And The City Of A Thousand
Planets. Two special operatives race to
identify a menace threatening the
future of the universe. (2017, 12) 9.00
Men In Black — International. The
intergalactic law enforcers tackle a
mole in their organisation. (2019, 12)
11.15 The Incredible Hulk. A bungled
experiment causes a scientist to turn
into a monster when angry. (2008, 12)
1.25-3.25 45 Years (2015, 15)
TALKING PICTURES TV
3.25pm Blue, White And Perfect (1942,
PG) 5.00 The Footage Detectives 6.00
The Smallest Show On Earth. A couple
inherit a dilapidated cinema and resolve
to make it a success. (1957, U) 7.35
Treble One — A Tribute 8.00 Gideon’s
Way 9.00 Lady In Cement. Florida
private eye Tony Rome sets out to find
the killers of a woman whose body he
discovered on the ocean bed. (1968,
15) 10.50-1.20 Ladyhawke. A thief tries
to help break a curse. (1985, PG)6.00pm Portrait Artist Of The
Year 2014 — Painting Alan
Cumming Charting Christian
Hook as he paints and
unveils his commission.
7.00 Andre Rieu — European
Dream The Dutch violinist
celebrates the music of
his classical heroes.
8.00 The Art Of Architecture
A look at the work of Yiangou
Architects and it director,
Ross Sharpe Ross.
9.00 Laurel Canyon The story of
the neighbourhood and the
musicians who once lived
and composed there. (2/2)
10.35 Art Traffickers — Treasures
Stolen From The Tombs
Sensational thefts of ancient
masterpieces in history. (3/4)
11.35-12.55 Jerry Lewis — The
Man Behind The Clown
A profile of the entertainer.12.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 Classic EastEnders Soap.
2.20 Bergerac Detective drama.
3.20 Lovejoy Comedy drama.
4.20 Pie In The Sky Drama series.
5.20 Ever Decreasing Circles
6.00 Butterflies Comedy.
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine
Clegg gets stuck up a tree.
7.20 Last Of The Summer
Wine A renowned womaniser
looks to charm Nora Batty.
8.00 Inspector George Gently
The detective takes on his
final case. (Series 8, ep 2)
10.00 New Tricks The body of a
missing computer expert
turns up in a morgue under a
false name. (Series 9, ep 5)
11.20 Silent Witness A policeman
and suspected terrorists
are shot during a raid at a
house. (Series 12, ep 3)
1.50-4.00 Dalziel & Pascoe
7.00pm Becoming — Dumbledore
7.20 Masterchef Australia
8.25 The Catch Up The day’s news.
8.30 Stitch, Please! Contestants
create a costume inspired
by 1990s movie Clueless.
9.00 The Drop It is the final and
the judges decide who will
stock their next collection
in a retailer. (Last in series)
10.00 Peacock Andy applies for the
head trainer role. (2/3)
10.25 My Left Nut The whole school
is talking about Mick. (2/3)
11.00 Gavin & Stacey Bryn tries
to organise a surprise for
Gwen’s birthday. (Series 2, ep
5) 11.30 Gavin & Stacey The
couple lead separate lives.
12.00 The Drop Reality show.
1.00 Gavin & Stacey Comedy.
1.30 Peacock Comedy.
2.00 Stitch, Please! Challenges.
2.30 My Left Nut (2/3)
3.05 Gavin & Stacey Comedy.
3.35-3.55 As 7pm
7.00pm Johnny Kingdom —
A Year On Exmoor Wild boar.
7.30 Seven Ages Of Starlight An
exploration of the stars.
9.00 Brian Cox’s Adventures In
Space And Time A look at
the concept of gravity. (3/4)
10.00 Missions Alice discovers
uncomfortable genetic facts.
(S3, ep 4) 10.20 Missions
A violent encounter lends
urgency to Peter’s quest.
10.45 Missions Jeanne is on
the run, with reason to be
paranoid. 11.10 Missions
Jeanne and Alice each try to
make sense of the situation.
(French with subtitles)
11.30 Coast Scary sea cliffs.
11.50 BBC Proms 2018 Jacob
Collier leads a concert of
songs from his debut album.
1.55 Mindful Escapes — Breathe,
Release, Restore (2/4)
2.25 As 7pm
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