6.00pm Giant Lobster Hunters
7.00 Cycling — Tour Series
Action from Guisborough.
8.00 FILM: Octopussy Stars
Roger Moore. James Bond
investigates the death of a
fellow agent and uncovers a
plot to start a third world
war. Frivolous adventure.
(1983, PG; includes FYI Daily)
10.45 FILM: Cannonball Run II
Stars Burt Reynolds and
Dean Martin. An assortments
of daredevil motorists head
off on an illegal cross-
country car race. Self-
indulgent comedy. (1984,
PG; includes FYI Daily)
1.00 Auto Mundial Car reviews.
1.30 Motorsport Mundial
2.00 Minder Comedy drama.
2.55 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.5.55pm Escape To The Chateau
— DIY A chateau is launched
as an events venue with a
1930s-themed party.
6.55 Love It Or List It Australia
A couple who are unhappy
with their Melbourne home.
7.55 Escape To The Chateau
Dick Strawbridge and Angel
Adoree prepare for winter
and attend a food festival.
9.00 24 Hours In A&E A 79-year-
old is rushed in after
collapsing in his garage
and doctors are concerned
he has suffered a stroke.
10.00 999 — What’s Your
Emergency? Two constables
attend a call from a homeless
man, who has been
threatened with a knife.
11.05-12.10 24 Hours In A&E
An 84-year-old is rushed to St
George’s after a car accident.6.00pm Catchphrase Gameshow.
7.00 Superstore Jonah’s plans to
spearhead a green initiative
are met with apathy. (Series
4, ep 18) 7.30 Superstore
Corporate forces Amy to cut
everyone’s hours at the store.
8.00 Bob’s Burgers Bob meets his
personal hero. (Series 9, ep
19) 8.30 Bob’s Burgers The
kids hatch an elaborate plot
to sneak away from school.
9.00 Family Guy Brian becomes a
hero. (Series 18, ep 11) 9.30
Family Guy The network
decides it is time to reboot
the series. (Series 18, ep 4)
10.00 Plebs The boys gatecrash a
posh banquet. (Series 5, ep
3) 10.30 Plebs An innovation
by Grumio develops an
entrepreneur’s attention.
11.00 Family Guy Peter plots an
escape after he is grounded
by Lois. (Series 18, ep 12)
11.30-12.25 American Dad!6.00 Classic Coronation Street
7.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
8.05 On The Buses Comedy.
9.10 Upstairs, Downstairs Drama.
11.30 Heartbeat Rural drama.
1.45 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
2.45 Classic Coronation Street
3.45 Marple The sleuth looks
into a case of infanticide.
With Geraldine McEwan,
Michael Maloney and Greta
Scacchi. (Series 2, ep 3)
5.50 Heartbeat A man admits to
killing his wife, but Nick finds
inconsistencies in the story.
6.55 Heartbeat Nick rescues
a woman from a house fire
— but his act of courage has
sinister consequences.
8.00 Midsomer Murders With
John Nettles. A burglar
dubbed ‘the Creeper’ targets
the villages of Midsomer as
Barnaby and Jones look into
the murder of a party guest.
10.00 Law & Order: UK Ronnie and
Joe must solve a series of
shootings before the killer
reaches the next target —
Henry Sharpe. (Series 8, ep 7)
11.05 White House Farm Stan and
his number two, Mick Clark,
speak to Jeremy and relatives
of the murdered family.(2/6)
12.05 Inspector Morse Lewis and
Morse clash. (Series 4, ep 3)
2.15 Unwind Daily relaxation.
2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.6.00pm The Big Bang Theory The
university forces Sheldon to
work with Kripke. (Series 6,
ep 14) 6.30 The Big Bang
Theory Amy suggests
moving in with Sheldon.
7.00 Hollyoaks Chester soap.
7.30 The Big Bang Theory The
guys buy fake tickets for
Comic-Con. (Series 7, ep 14)
8.00 Below Deck —
Mediterranean Reality show
following the lives of crew
members working aboard a
superyacht in Greece.
9.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
Famous faces share their
thoughts on shows including
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?.
10.00 Temptation Island There are
some racy antics at the guys’
villa as the women join them
for a game of truth or dare.
11.00-12.05 Naked Attraction
Two more contenders try to
select their perfect dates.FILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
7.20am False Positive. A woman
notices something sinister about her
fertility doctor. (2021, 15) 9.00 The
Boss Baby 2 — Family Business (2021,
PG) 10.50 False Positive. Details as
7.20am. 12.30 Venom — Let There Be
Carnage. A killer becomes the host of
another symbiote. (2021, 15) 2.10
Charming The Hearts Of Men (2021,
PG) 4.05 The Boss Baby 2 — Family
Business 5.55 12 Mighty Orphans
(2021, 12) 8.00 False Positive. Details
as 7.20am 9.40 Venom — Let There
Be Carnage. Details as 12.30pm. 11.25
Charming The Hearts Of Men 1.20
12 Mighty Orphans 3.25 Paul Dood’s
Deadly Lunch Break (2021, 15)
5.10-6.50 False Positive. As 7.20am
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
2.15pm Echo Boomers (2020, 15) 4.05
The Kid Detective (2020, 15) 6.00 Side
Effects (2013, 15) 8.00 No Sudden
Move. Criminals brought together
under mysterious circumstances try to
uncover what is really going on. (2021,
15) 10.00 Legend. Biopic of gangsters
the Kray twins, from the point of view
of Reggie’s wife. (2015, 18) 12.15-2.20
Rise Of The Footsoldier (2007, 18)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.20am Keeping Up Appearances 7.50
The Good Life 8.30 2point4 Children
9.10 Hi-De-Hi! 9.50 Only Fools And
Horses 10.30 Last Of The Summer Wine
11.50 Keeping Up Appearances 12.30
Dad’s Army 1.10 Hi-De-Hi! 1.50 2point4
Children 2.30 Desmond’s 3.00 Keeping
Up Appearances 3.40 The Good Life
4.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40
Only Fools And Horses 6.20 Desmond’s
7.00 Hi-De-Hi! 7.40 Dad’s Army 9.00
Miranda 10.20 The Royle Family 11.00
Live At The Apollo 12.00 Peep Show
12.35 Desmond’s 1.10 Miranda 2.35 The
Royle Family 3.05-4.00 Peep Show
SKY COMEDY
6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
6.30 Will & Grace. Triple bill of the
sitcom 8.00 30 Rock 9.00 Wellington
Paranormal 9.30 Los Espookys 10.00
And Just Like That 11.30 The Tonight
Show 12.30 The Late Late Show 1.30
Sex And The City 2.45 Black Monday
4.00-5.00 Everybody Hates Chris
SKY WITNESS
6.00pm Border Security — Australia’s
Front Line 7.00 911 Crisis Centre 8.00
Blue Bloods. American crime drama9.00 The Equalizer. McCall receives a
desperate plea for help from her former
CIA trainee 10.00 Departure 11.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00
The Rookie 1.00 Grey’s Anatomy 2.00
Station 19 3.00 Bull 4.00 Road Wars
5.00-6.00 Brit Cops — Rapid Response
W
6.00pm Property Brothers — Forever
Homes 8.00 Emma And AJ Get To Work.
A trip around Britain 9.00 Stacey
Dooley Sleeps Over — International
Women’s Day 10.00 Date Night 11.00
Nurses On The Ward 12.00 Killer
Women 1.00-3.00 Tipping Point
5 STAR
6.00pm Home And Away 7.00
Nightmare New Builds 8.00 Big Birthers
— On The Maternity Ward 9.00
Ambulance — Code Red 10.00 A&E
After Dark 11.00 Casualty 24/7 — Every
Second Counts 12.00 Babies 24/7
— The Maternity Ward 1.00 Shopping
For A New Penis 2.00 Skin A&E
3.00-4.00 Room To Improve
5 USA
6.00pm NCIS. American drama 9.00
Law & Order: Criminal Intent 11.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit 2.50 Law
& Order: Criminal Intent 3.35-4.00
Criminals — Caught On CameraSKY CINEMA GREATS
6.00am True Grit (1969, PG) 8.10
The Ten Commandments (1956, U)
11.50 Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949, PG)
1.40 Chinatown (1974, 15) 3.50 The
Fugitive. A man wrongly convicted of
his wife’s murder goes on the run.
(1993, 15) 6.00 No Country For Old
Men. A hunter takes the money left at
the scene of a botched drug deal.
(2007, 15) 8.05 Beverly Hills Cop.
A Detroit cop goes to Los Angeles to
track down the killers of an old friend.
(1984, 15) 10.05 American Gangster.
The lives of a 1970s drug kingpin
and the cop who tried to bring him
down. (2007, 18) 12.45 The Ten
Commandments 4.25-6.35 True Grit
SKY CINEMA EPICS
3.50pm Terminator Salvation (2009,
12) 6.00 True Grit. A farm girl recruits
a hard-drinking, one-eyed marshal to
help her track down the man who
killed her father. (2010, 15) 8.00 Once
Upon A Time In The West. A hitman is
hired to kill a widow by a tycoon who
wants her land. (1968, 15) 10.50
Lawrence Of Arabia. A British Army
officer tries to unite the Arab nations
against the Turks. (1962, PG) 2.35
The Impossible (2012, 12) 4.45-6.55
Star Trek — Nemesis (2002, 12)FILM4
11.00am Legend Of The Lost (1957, U)
1.15 The Black Tent (1956, U) 3.05
Cowboy. A hotel clerk persuades a
cowboy to take him on a cattle drive,
but is unprepared for life on the trail.
(1958, U) 4.55 Tobruk. Jewish fighters
set out to destroy Nazi fuel bunkers.
(1967, PG) 7.10 Black Knight. An
employee at a medieval park wakes up
in the 14th century. (2001, PG) 9.00
The Vanishing. Three lighthouse
keepers get caught in a web of paranoia
and murder when they make a
discovery on an island. (2019, 15) 11.10
Murder On The Orient Express. Hercule
Poirot investigates a death on the train
he is travelling on. (2017, 12) 1.25-3.40
The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974, 15)
TALKING PICTURES TV
3.55pm The Ghost And Mrs Muir.
A widow falls for the spirit of a dead
sea captain haunting her home.
(1947, U) 6.00 Dial 999 6.30 Do You
Know This Voice? A woman offers to
help the police to try to lure a killer
into a trap. (1964, PG) 8.00 Maigret.
The inspector spends his holiday
investigating a crime. 9.05 Van Der
Valk. A private detective is killed in a
seedy apartment. 10.05 Public Eye
11.05-12.00 The Outer Limits6.00pm Portrait Artist Of The
Year 2017 Frank Skinner
and Joan Bakewell search
for a star portrait artist.
7.00 Mystery Of The Lost
Paintings The experts try to
re-create Caravaggio’s
masterpiece The Adoration.
8.00 Art Traffickers — Treasures
Stolen From The Tombs The
most sensational thefts of
ancient masterpieces in
history. (Last in series)
9.00 Borromini —The Dark Side
Of Baroque Taking a look at
the life and work of the
17th-century Italian architect
Francesco Borromini,
whose genius served to
revolutionise architecture.
11.10-1.10 McKellen — Playing The
Part The life of the actor,
from his early years to his
stage and screen career.12.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 Classic EastEnders Soap.
2.20 Bergerac Detective drama.
3.20 Lovejoy Comedy drama.
4.20 Pie In The Sky Drama series.
5.20 Ever Decreasing Circles
6.00 Butterflies Comedy series.
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine
Clegg’s memoirs cause
concern for Howard. 7.20
Last Of The Summer Wine
Smiler and Marina attend
a poetry group together.
8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe Dalziel
investigates a mysterious
death at a hunt. (S5, ep 2)
10.00 New Tricks The death of a
teenage tennis star occupies
the team. (Series 9, ep 6)
11.20 Silent Witness The body of a
member of the Jewish
Hasidic community is
discovered. (Series 12, ep 4)
1.55-4.00 Dalziel & Pascoe
7.00pm Leigh-Anne — Why I
Made Race, Pop & Power
7.10 Masterchef Australia
7.55 The Catch Up The day’s news.
8.00 Angels Of The North Ewan’s
career hits a stumbling block.
8.30 Angels Of The North
Sammyjo’s life changes in a
big way. (Last in series)
9.00 Love And Hate Crime
Examining the actions and
videos of a murderer.
10.00 Munya And Filly Get Chilly
10.30 Hot Property Dating show.
11.00 Press X To Continue
Forgotten video-game titles.
11.10 Famalam Sketch show.
11.35 Peacock Comedy series.
12.05 CHOICE Weird Science Stars
Kelly LeBrock. Sci-fi comedy.
(1985, 15; see Film choice)
1.35 Hot Property Dating show.
2.05 Love And Hate Crime
3.05 Famalam Sketch show.
3.30-4.00 Peacock Comedy.
7.00pm Johnny Kingdom — A
Year On Exmoor The amateur
cameraman faces a decision.
7.30 A Pembrokeshire Farm Griff
Rhys Jones faces last-minute
disasters. (Last in series)
8.00 Keeping Up Appearances
Rose behaves outrageously.
8.30 Yes, Prime Minister Jim gets
wind of a financial scandal.
9.00 Novels That Shaped Our
World A look at how authors
have embraced the class
struggle. (Last in series)
10.00 Armando’s Tale Of Charles
Dickens Armando Iannucci
dissects the author’s work.
11.00 The Culture Show Jay
McInerney explores the life
of the Great Gatsby author,
F Scott Fitzgerald.
12.00 The Golden Age Of Canals
1.00 College Behind Bars
1.50 As 7pm
2.20 A Pembrokeshire Farm (5/5)
2.50-3.50 As 9pm40 1 May 2022
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