6.00pm Giant Lobster Hunters
7.00 The Chase Gameshow.
8.00 FILM: The World Is Not
Enough Stars Pierce Brosnan
and Robert Carlyle. The
suave spy James Bond is
assigned to protect an oil
heiress from an infamous
terrorist planning to destroy
a pipeline. A mixed bag.
(1999, 12; includes FYI Daily)
10.40 All Elite Wrestling
— Rampage In-ring action.
11.40 FILM: Rocky III Stars
Sylvester Stallone and Mr T.
World champion Rocky
Balboa’s title is threatened
by a challenge from a rival
fighter. Packs a punch.
(1982, PG; includes FYI Daily)
1.45 The Professionals Drama.
2.40 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.5.55pm Escape To The Chateau
— DIY A property’s original
bread oven is restored.
6.55 Love It Or List It Australia
Andrew Winter and Neale
Whitaker help a couple in the
Adelaide suburb of Frewville.
7.55 Escape To The Chateau Dick
and Angel set up a campsite
on the chateau grounds.
9.00 CHOICE Great British
History Hunters The race is
on to beat thieves to a
potentially life-changing
discovery; and a women-only
detecting group breaks new
ground. (See Critics’ choice)
10.00 China — Treasures Of The
Jade Empire A look at the
relics found in the tombs of
China’s Han Dynasty.
11.05-12.10 24 Hours In A&E
A woman is hospitalised
after being run over by a car.6.00pm Celebrity Catchphrase
7.00 Superstore Dina hunts for an
anonymous tweeter. (Series
4, ep 20) 7.30 Superstore
Amy and Dina visit Cloud 9
corporate to build bridges.
8.00 Bob’s Burgers Linda tries to
become more involved with
the PTA. (Series 9, ep 21)
8.30 Bob’s Burgers Bob
rents out the restaurant to
Randy so he can shoot a film.
9.00 Family Guy Stewie’s future
life is interrupted by Brian.
(Series 18, ep 13) 9.30 Family
Guy Peter becomes the new
coach of Quahog’s minor
league baseball team. 10.00
Family Guy Star Wars-
themed episode, based on
the film Return of the Jedi.
(Series 9, ep 20) 11.00
Family Guy Stewie
builds a DNA-altering
machine. (Series 18, ep 15)
11.30-12.00 American Dad!6.00 Classic Coronation Street
7.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
8.05 On The Buses Comedy.
9.10 Upstairs, Downstairs Drama.
10.25 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries
11.30 Heartbeat Rural drama.
1.45 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
2.45 Classic Coronation Street
3.45 Marple With Geraldine
McEwan. A spirit board
predicts the murder of a
politician. (Series 2, ep 4)
5.50 Heartbeat A woman released
from prison is in danger
from an old cellmate. 6.55
Heartbeat Nick investigates a
spate of poison pen letters
sent around Aidensfield.
8.00 Lewis When a maintenance
engineer is found dead,
Lewis and Hathaway
investigate a link between
the murder and an intruder at
a professor’s home earlier in
the night. (Series 2, ep 1)
10.00 Law & Order: UK Ronnie
struggles to close a case,
despite the killer’s
confession. (Series 8, ep 8)
11.05 White House Farm The
arrival of a friend increases
the tensions between
Jeremy and Julie. (3/6)
12.05 Inspector Morse A
mysterious killer stalks the
detective. (Series 4, ep 4)
2.15 Unwind Daily relaxation.
2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
Leonard and Penny celebrate
Valentine’s day. (Series 6,
ep 16) 6.30 The Big Bang
Theory Lucy runs away in the
middle of her date with Raj.
7.00 Hollyoaks Chester soap.
7.30 The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon and Amy head to the
Napa Valley. (Series 7, ep 15)
8.00 Below Deck — Mediterranean
The crew scrambles to get
ready for a wedding that
may or may not happen.
9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake and
Amy create a system to
balance work and childcare.
(Series 8, ep 4) 9.30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine A new
captain tries to ingratiate
herself with Jake and the
squad. (Series 7, ep 2)
10.00 Temptation Island It is disco
night at the girls’ villa.
11.00-12.05 Gogglebox Opinions
on Britain’s Got Talent.FILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
6.50am 12 Mighty Orphans (2021, 12)
8.55 Paw Patrol — The Movie (2021, U)
10.30 Venom — Let There Be Carnage
(2021, 15) 12.10 Stillwater. A man tries
to help his estranged daughter, who is
in prison for a murder she claims she
did not commit. (2021, 15) 2.30
American Night (2021, 15) 4.35 Paw
Patrol — The Movie (2021, U) 6.05
Charming The Hearts Of Men. A
woman returns to her home town and
discovers her options are limited.
(2021, PG) 8.00 Stillwater. As 12.10pm.
(2021, 15) 10.20 Venom — Let There
Be Carnage (2021, 15) 12.10 12 Mighty
Orphans (2021, 12) 2.15 American Night
4.20-6.10 False Positive (2021, 15)
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
2.10pm Wander (2020, 15) 3.45 Flight
(2012, 15) 6.05 Panic Room. A mother
and daughter become trapped in a
sealed room during a burglary. (2002,
15) 8.00 Collateral. An LA taxi cab is
hijacked by a hitman. (2004, 15)
10.00 The Birthday Cake. A man
reluctantly takes a cake to the home
of a mob boss. (2021, 15) 11.40 Every
Breath You Take (2021, 15) 1.35-3.40
The Heist Of The Century (2020, 15)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.20am Keeping Up Appearances 7.55
The Good Life 8.30 2point4 Children
9.10 Hi-De-Hi! 9.50 Only Fools And
Horses 10.30 Last Of The Summer Wine
11.50 Keeping Up Appearances 12.30
Dad’s Army 1.10 Hi-De-Hi! 1.50 2point4
Children 2.30 Desmond’s 3.00 Keeping
Up Appearances 3.40 The Good Life
4.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40
Only Fools And Horses 6.20 Desmond’s
7.00 Hi-De-Hi! 7.40 Keeping Up
Appearances 8.20 Dad’s Army 9.00
Miranda 10.20 The Royle Family 11.00
Live At The Apollo 12.00 Peep Show
12.35 Desmond’s 1.10 Miranda 2.35 The
Royle Family 3.05-4.00 Peep Show
SKY COMEDY
6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
6.30 Will & Grace 8.00 30 Rock 9.00
The Reluctant Landlord 10.00 Sick Of It
11.00 Barry 11.35 The Tonight Show
12.30 The Late Late Show 1.30 Curb
Your Enthusiasm 2.45 Black Monday
4.00-5.00 Everybody Hates Chris
SKY WITNESS
6.00pm Border Security — Australia’s
Front Line 7.00 911 Crisis Centre 8.00
Blue Bloods 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy10.00 Station 19. A man sets himself
on fire 11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 12.00 Caught On Dashcam
1.00 The Rookie 2.00 Transplant
3.00 Bull 4.00 Road Wars 5.00-6.00
Brit Cops — Rapid Response
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6.00pm Property Brothers — Forever
Homes 8.00 Inside The Ambulance
9.00 The Undateables 10.00 Delivering
Babies 11.00 Stacey Dooley Sleeps
Over 12.00 Emma And AJ Get To
Work 1.00-3.00 Tipping Point
5 STAR
6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 Babies
24/7 — The Maternity Ward 8.00
Casualty 24/7 — Every Second Counts
9.00 A&E After Dark 10.00 Ambulance
— Code Red 11.00 999 — Critical
Condition 12.00 Skin A&E 1.00 It’s Your
Fault I’m Fat 2.00 Playgrounds Of The
Rich And Famous 3.00 Room To
Improve 3.55-4.00 Entertainment News
5 USA
6.00pm NCIS. Back-to-back episodes
of the drama 9.00 Crossing Lines.
A bomb goes off in a Polish football
club’s changing room 10.00 Law &
Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55 Law
& Order: Criminal Intent 3.35-4.00
Criminals — Caught On CameraSKY CINEMA GREATS
6.35am St Elmo’s Fire (1985, 15) 8.35
Carry On Cleo (1964, PG) 10.25
Ben-Hur (1959, PG) 2.10 Beverly Hills
Cop (1984, 15) 4.10 No Country For
Old Men. A hunter takes the money
left at the scene of a botched drug
deal. (2007, 15) 6.15 The Warriors.
A New York street gang battles for
survival when all of the others turn
against them. (1979, 18) 8.00 Shutter
Island. A marshal seeks an escaped
patient at a hospital for the criminally
insane. (2010, 15) 10.20 Moneyball
(2011, 12) 12.35 Carry On Cleo (1964,
PG) 2.10 St Elmo’s Fire (1985, 15)
4.00-6.20 Moneyball (1959, PG)
SKY CINEMA EPICS
1.35pm The Godfather (1972, 15) 4.35
The Godfather Part II. A mafia don’s
rise to power comes under threat.
(1974, 18) 8.00 The Godfather Part III.
A mafia don tries to legitimise his
business. (1990, 15) 10.50 The Lord
Of The Rings — The Fellowship Of
The Ring. A hobbit must destroy a
magical ring. (2001, PG) 1.50 The
Lord Of The Rings — The Two
Towers. Frodo and Sam face the
former owner of the ring. (2002, 12)
4.50-8.10 The Lord Of The Rings —
The Return Of The King (2003, 12)FILM4
11.00am Thunder Bay (1953, U) 1.10
His Girl Friday (1940, U) 3.00 Last Train
From Gun Hill. A marshal discovers the
man who raped and killed his wife is
the son of an old friend. (1959, 12)
4.50 Dark Command. A teacher
becomes a ruthless renegade in the
American Civil War. (1940, U) 6.40
Sahara. An explorer searches for a
treasure-laden battleship believed to
be somewhere in the desert. (2005, 12)
9.00 Skyscraper. A security expert
infiltrates a burning tower block to
save his trapped family. (2018, 12)
11.05 Zombieland. A mismatched
group of survivors fight off the living
dead. (2009, 15) 12.50-3.15 Picnic
At Hanging Rock (1975, PG)
TALKING PICTURES TV
3.10pm The Oregon Trail (1959, U)
5.00 The Outcasts Of Poker Flat. An
assortment of shady characters are
trapped together in a snowbound
cabin, where their dark secrets slowly
come to light. (1952, PG) 6.50 The
Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre
8.00 Rumpole Of The Bailey 9.10
Juggernaut. A transatlantic liner is
threatened by a bomber, forcing a
desperate race against time. (1974,
PG) 11.20-12.20 The Champions6.00pm Portrait Artist Of The
Year 2017 With the celebrity
sitters Sue Perkins, Richard E
Grant and Nina Sosanya.
7.00 Landscape Artist Of The
Year 2015 Joan Bakewell and
Frank Skinner are joined by
judges Tai Shan Schierenberg,
Kathleen Soriano and Kate
Bryan to find the nation’s
best landscape painter.
8.00 Classic Albums Iron
Maiden’s 1982 album,
The Number of the Beast.
9.00 Anvil! The Story Of Anvil
Documentary following the
veteran Canadian rockers
as they embark on one
final push for fame.
10.35 Iron Maiden — Flight 666
Documentary chronicling
the heavy-metal band’s
2008 Somewhere Back
in Time world tour.12.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 Classic EastEnders Soap.
2.20 Bergerac Detective drama.
3.20 Lovejoy Comedy drama.
4.20 Pie In The Sky Drama series.
5.20 Ever Decreasing Circles
6.00 Butter�lies Comedy.
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine
Clegg fractures his foot.
7.20 Last Of The Summer
Wine Truly, Alvin and Billy
track down a woman who
escaped Smiler’s advances.
8.00 The Last Detective A man is
found dead. (Series 4, ep 5)
9.30 New Tricks A poetic murder
mystery. (Series 9, ep 7)
10.50 New Tricks The
detectives investigate the
murder of an immigrant.
12.05 Silent Witness Crime drama.
2.40 The Heart Guy Drama series.
3.30-4.00 Ever Decreasing
Circles Comedy series.
7.00pm Zen Motoring Insights.
7.15 Masterchef Australia
8.05 The Catch Up The day’s news.
8.10 Glow Up Ireland The
contestants face their final
challenges in the competition.
9.00 Noughts + Crosses Callum
returns to the Liberation
Militia. (Series 2, ep 2)
9.50 Leigh-Anne — Why I
Made Race, Pop & Power
10.00 FBoy Island Dating show.
10.45 Bump A girls’ night and a
school night both end with a
hangover. (5/10) 11.15 Bump
Santi and Oly grow closer.
11.45 Peacock Andy applies for the
head trainer role. (2/3)
12.15 Stitch, Please! Challenges.
12.45 Hot Property Dating show.
1.15 Brickies Documentary.
1.45 Bad In�luencer — The Great
Insta Con Insights.
2.30 The Drop Reality show.
3.30-4.00 Munya And Filly Get
Chilly Spin-off programme.
7.00pm Johnny Kingdom —
A Year On Exmoor An
attempt to film badgers.
7.30 Return To Pembrokeshire
Farm Griff Rhys Jones’s
restoration project continues.
8.00 The Story Of Scottish Art
The impact of Scottish art on
the international scene.
9.00 England’s Forgotten Queen
— The Life And Death Of
Lady Jane Grey Three days
into her reign, the clock is
already ticking for Jane. (2/3)
10.00 The Hidden Killers Of The
Tudor Home With historian
Suzannah Lipscomb.
11.00 The 1951 Festival Of Britain
— Brave New World The
impact of the post-war event.
12.00 Mindful Escapes — Breathe,
Release, Restore
12.30 As 7pm
1.00 As 7.30pm
1.30 The Story Of Scottish Art
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