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ANIMAL HOUSE
Send your letters and pics to: The
Keeper, c/- Animal House, People
magazine, GPO Box 4088, Sydney,
NSW 2001. Or email us at people@
bauer-media.com.au (with Animal
Housein the subject line).“IT LOOKS like someone has finally
made that rocket-powered dildo
your mother needs,” heckles
Shayne from Maroubra, NSW.
Come to think of it, Mum HAS
been walking a bit funny lately...THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE
GENITALS
$20 LETTERS $50 PICTU
RESCUE ROOTER
ON A recent trip to the USA,
I saw this company. I figured
it was a mobile gigolo service
servicing housewives in need
of an emergency bum root.
I rang to ask them for a job,
but they hung up on me, just
’cos I wasn’t a plumber!
Greggles, WAHaha! It seems BOG DOCTORS
in the People’s Republic of
Seppostan call cleaning drains
“ROOTING”. Sadly, they spell
arse “ASS”, so that kinda ruins
your gag, Greggles. Still, if you
ever start your own mobile
gigolo service, you can advertise
in our mag for free.UP THE ARS!
DOPPEL
BANGERSSEPARATED
AT BIRTH
I JUST rewatched Poison Ivy 3: The New
Seduction and, after I jerked off to it, I
realised Jaime Pressly’s a dead ringer for
Margot Robbie. I reckon those two would
be my ultimate threesome.
Nat, Vic
JEEBUS! They DO look alike, but if we had
to choose we’d go for Ms Robbie (below) over
Jaime (left), because Margot’s Aussie. Now,
if you’ll excuse us, we’re off for a pull over
her nude scenes in The Wolf Of Wall Street.