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SOMETIMES, you get hit by the
mid-morning HUNGRIES at
work – or while climbing Mt
Everest (as you do) – and a
few crappy nuts or a so-called
health bar won’t do the trick.
It’s at times like these –
when your energy levels are
low – that you crave MEAT, but
a T-bone steak and a BBQ are
nowhere to be found.
That’s when you need to
tuck into a bag ofKOOEE!
Beef Jerky. Oh yeah, that’ll hit
the spot! Hunger satisfied and
now you can push on to either
that frozen mountain summit
or BEER O’CLOCK.
The Tassie company makes
a fabbo range of 100% grass-
fed beef jerky that’s all natural
and CHOCKERS WITH PROTEIN
(which is handy to know if
you’re on a diet).We sampled all four of
KOOEE!’s flavours – sea salt,
mountain pepperberry, smoked
chipotle and habanero chilli- and they were moist, chewy
and DELICIOUS! One of our
staffers recommended the chilli
jerky with an ice-cold lager.
You can buy KOOEE! products
for a mere $6.95 from more
than 500 retailers, including
select Harris Farm, Woolworths
and Dan Murphy’s stores.
For more info, head to
http://www.kooeesnacks.com.au.
Hey! Feed the man beef!
Crown & Andrews,
RRP: $39.95
What’s the guts?Here’s
a party card game that’s as
hilarious and wild as real
life! Each card depicts
a horrible event that’s
happened or could happen
to you, like being
attacked by a
swarm of bees
or seeing your
father naked. A
panel of mental
health experts
has rated them
all from one to
- Rank your
card and if the
misery index agrees with
you, then you get to keep it.
The first player to put 10
cards in their correct order
wins the game!
Anything else?We don’t
recommend you playShit
Happenswith your kids –
not unless you wanna
scar them for life- but it’ll provide
hours of fun for
guests at your
next orgy, college
toga party or
Bible study class.
Final word:Who
says games are
just for kids?
RIGHTO, Crown & Andrews have sent us THREE games for
this contest. To enter,tell us IN ONE SENTENCE the last
time shit happened to you. The three shittiest answers
will receive a prize. Mark entries “Shit Happens comp”.
Please state you’re over 18 when entering this contest.WIN!
THERE are FIVE DVDs on offer,
courtesy of our friends at Eagle.
To get yours, just tell us IN ONE
SENTENCE why Bruce Willis rocked in
The Last Boy Scout. The five Bruciest
answers will receive a prize. Mark
your entries “The Last Scout comp”.WIN!
Eagle, rated MA, out now,
RRP: $29.95 (DVD)
What’s the guts?It’s 2065 and
Earth is pretty much rooted following
a world war, so the survivors send
spaceships to different parts of
the galaxy to seek a new world to
inhabit. After seven years of travel,
the crew of one ship finds a derelict
craft that contains a terrifying alien.
Soon, they are battling not only for
their lives but for the fate of the
human race.
Anything else?Sadly, this isn’t a
sequel to the fantastic Bruce Willis
flickThe Last Boy Scout(1991).
But this sci-fi action-fest is still a
heap of fun. One critic reckons it’s
“reminiscent of Paul WS Anderson’s
Event Horizon”. As that underrated
film was pretty bloody ace, then
that’s a helluva compliment.
Final word:The future is fucked.Shit Happens
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