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Worst pick-up line you’ve heard?
“‘Are you a parking ticket? ’Cos you
got FINE written all over you.’”
Christ, that’s awful. What’s the best
way to impress you?
“Be ambitious, have a sense of
humour...and a banging body; I’m
only human.”
Most public place you’ve fucked?
“Gilligan’s Backpackers men’s
bathroom. Of course, the guy got
applauded when he walked out after
me. It’s only fun if you get caught.”
Ever fantasised about being watched
having sex?
“Only by the one that I was with while
we were replaying our sex tape.”
Is it online, Angelica?
“If that was the case I wouldn’t need
to be on a work visa here; I’d be
getting Kim Kardashian’s cheques.”
What makes a good amateur porno?
“Amateurs put on better performances,
funnily enough. Who really wants to
watch the cheesy acting part, anyway?”
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PICS BY SIMONE DAVIS