Practical Boat Owner — November 2017

(Chris Devlin) #1
Dave Selby is the proud owner of a 5.48m (18ft)
Sailfish, which he keeps on a swinging mooring
Mad about the boat on the picturesque Blackwater estuary in Essex

Dave Selby

I’


ve been reading again, and it’s been
an education. And what I’ve learned
is that the 1960s represented both
the peak of sailing yacht development
and civilisation in general. Of
course, that was only a few years after
Tom Cunliffe had invented sailing, and
long before ‘Brexin’, but there’s no doubt
boat design has gone backwards ever
since. I discovered these amazing
revelations in a box of sailing annuals I
found at a boat jumble.
It’s hard to believe what was going on in
1964, but it shows just how far we’ve
regressed since. I quote from a boat
review: ‘Deck and cabin top are a one
piece moulding and deck-head leaks just
cannot occur.’ Amazing! That sounds like
the Holy Grail of all modern boat owners,
but the industry had to stifl e such
innovation as it would have threatened the
sealant business that makes up the major
part of today’s global marine industry.
These days we all wonder at the
high-tech antics of The America’s Cup,
but the subject of this 1964 review was
light years ahead of the game. Again I

quote: ‘Twin hydrafoil [sic] bilge keels and
large skeg give her a remarkably high
performance.’ Wow!
This spearhead of revolution was the
epoch-making turtle-backed Westerly 22,
pioneer of GRP mass production. It was
amazing to be alive back then because all
the boats reviewed
possessed
qualities today’s
owners can only
dream of. Every
one of them was
attractive, lively,
fast, dry, stable, amazingly roomy, capable
of crossing oceans, and, in the case of
GRP ones, built to last forever – there was
no need for warranties.
But there was more going on. Terylene,
which had been developed so that
travelling salesmen’s jackets didn’t crease
or bend when hung in their Ford Consuls,
migrated into sail cloth. The development
of non-breathing nylon, invented for
encyclopaedia salesmen’s shirts, was
funded by the male-grooming industry
which simultaneously produced the most

The golden age


of yachting


The1960s were the high-water mark of design


excellence... and marketing hyperbole


powerful masking scent on the planet –
Brut aftershave. And industries worked
hand in glove – literally, for when nylon
was spun off into boat ropes this led to
the development of sailing gloves to
protect hands from the bristles.
But an even greater revelation was that
feet and inches were much longer back
then, because every 20ft boat had at
least four berths, sometimes more; even
boats smaller than that had the luxury
of full lying headroo m – and that even
included every open boat on the market.
Many yachts even boasted ‘fl ush toilets’:
they didn’t fl ush, but their seat lids
were fl ush with the bunk top. Sadly
this development eventually stalled.
But the most notable thing of all was
that journalists were a lot nicer back then
and far more amenable to a long lunch
in an agreeable gentleman’s club with
these trailblazing blazered titans of
British industry. Back then, journalists
had standards, and wore blazers too.
But that all changed.
How saddened I was to see how chippy
and unsupportive they became in the
1980s and cite an article which sourly
rounded on the Westerly 22 for its
‘hideously ineffi cient looking shallow bilge
keels’. All I can imagine is that this
journalist had had to buy his own lunch.
To trace the origins of this unpatriotic
malaise, I leafed through later editions of
this fi ne annual tome into the 1970s, and
was amazed to see no mention of the 18ft
Sailfi sh’s famed ‘six-berth accommodation,’


  • admittedly people were shorter then – or
    indeed of the Sailfi sh whatsoever.
    What I did notice, however, was that
    boats produced by the manufacturers
    who advertised were all uniformly
    attractive, lively, fast, dry, stable,
    seakindly,
    amazingly
    roomy, capable
    of crossing
    oceans, and
    built to last
    forever. And
    it’s only now, thanks to a free and
    independent press, that I can at least
    reveal the key innovation of 1971 that
    set the Sailfi sh apart and scared rivals,
    namely the inclusion of a fi tted polythene
    washing-up bowl as standard. You have
    a right to know.


‘Well, the standing
headroom is in the
cockpit and the two
extra berths are in
the car....’

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Terylene, developed for


travelling salesmen’s jackets,


migrated into sail cloth

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