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A DIY outdoor infrared sauna
costs from around £2,000,
whereasa non-weatherproof
solo sauna is around £1,250
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A sauna is, essentially, a hot
shed, though GaGu’s
experience at hosting a
pore-cleanser for his chums
suggests you shouldn’t just bring
your barbecue in with the kids’
bikes. If you’d prefer to be sweating
on purpose, rather than perspiring
over wrongful death lawsuits, it’s
pretty easy.
A DIY outdoor infrared sauna
costs from around £2,00 0 – or, if
you happen to have inside space,
a non-weatherproof solo sauna
(complete with Bluetooth car radio)
is around £1,250. Guru would argue
that a sauna is a better and more
hygienic buy than a hot tub, as long
as you’re diligent about cleaning up
your disgusting secretions.
Can I scoot likeI
did inmy youth?
Can I set up my
own home
sauna?
A
Were Guru small enough he
would still careen around
on a Raleigh Streetwolf,
which was unquestionably a better
bike than the Chopper and Grifter
owing to its battery-powered
noisebox and excessive
mudguards. He is prepared to fight
you on this after school.
Anyway, scooters. Today’s
rollerblade-wheeled nonsense can
officially do one: Mongoose has
given its BMX throwback models
some company in the form of the
Miniscoot II, which carries the
colours, frame and pneumatic
tyres of its ’80s predecessor.
It’s US-exclusive at the moment,
and $200, but fingers crossed for
a UK release.
CAVONTEACHER,
GOSPORT
How do I try
magnet fishing?
A
Statistically the average
human has fewer than ten
fingers, and there’s a good
possibility that messing with giant
magnets could cause you to alter
that statistic further. Guru’s sage
advice? Be really flipping careful.
You’ll need some rope, said
magnet, and somewhere sludgy to
throw it; in terms of the hardware,
magnetstore.co.uk can furnish you
with a full kit (including gloves) for
anywhere from £1 00 for a 22 0kg
clamp magnet to £23 0 for one
which can pull a ridiculous 1,100kg.
That’s definitely in the dangerous
range. Remember, if you catch
something naughty, hand it to the
police because Guru’s weapon
stash is already full.
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Guru’s 2022 Eurovision pick is
Mahmood and Blanco’s high-
register duet – which translates
as ‘Shivers’ – could potentially
do the double for Italy atthis
year’scontest in Turin.
MOON KNIGHT
is lookslikeit’llbe a banger:
the Disney+seriesfollows an
intelligent, wealthy, athletic
non-super type with a dark
past, and thus won’t beable to
avoid the Batman comparisons.
PARENTING HELL
An appropriate podcast for
Guru, who wades through
the sulphuric pools of child-
wrangling with arm bands
and a verruca sock; these guys
soothe the pain a bit.
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