HPBs Announce Strike
Greetings! I am Robert,
the official hot pink bunny
messenger. First of all, WE
ARE ON STRIKE. So all of you
people who threaten Muse with
sending hoards of us, we will
not go because we are striking.
h e reason for this is that we
are not getting paid, so many
of us are living in poverty. We
are not happy. Many of us are
wondering if all of you out there
could call on the dark green
rabbits instead of us.
—ROBERT, OFFICIAL MESSEN-
GER OF THE HOT PINK BUNNIES /
Pirikold (the planet of the HPB)Technophile Suggestions
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really like it if you did one on
chemistry, geology, or robots.
I really love technology! I also
love to read!
—ORIANNA J.Hi Orianna. Wouldn’t
a story about a
robot geologist be fun
to read?
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the new muses will be missing,
except for O; just because I
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else. And I like Cate, too, but sheLETTER
of the
MONTHReading, Writing, and Ravenclaw
I’ve only gotten four issues so far, but I think Muse
is amazing! I got hooked when I found it in my
teacher’s class library. I also noticed that she kept
giving us articles from Muse for Noni ction Reading.
(I now have subscriptions to three mags but yours is
the best.)
Enough of that. Cate, I love to write and I am writ-
ing a story but can’t think of names for my char-
acters. Can I use your name? Pleeeease? You’re my
favorite muse (no of ense) because of your glasses—I
have glasses too but they’re not nearly as cool as
yours—hair, outi t, and time travel ability. Also, you
seem kind of nice and so does everyone else. Any-
ways, O, why is your name just O? Whatsi, cyborgs
are cool (if they’re not evil)! Aarti and Ms. Acorn,
purple is a really pretty color.
If you don’t publish this *sob* I won’t send a nonex-
istent army of hot pink bunnies (HPBs) or anything
else. I will just be extremely sad and continue send-
ing this letter over and over.
—MAGGIE A. M., RAVENCLAW, DEMIGOD DAUGHTER OF ATHENAh anks for your note Maggie. I’d be honored
if you named one of your characters after me.
Write on!
—CATEMuse