Spider Magazine September 2017

RADIO ANNOUNCER:฀!ND฀SO฀h!UNT฀-ARJORIEv฀SHUFFLED฀OVER฀TO฀THE฀CARROTS฀

AND฀INTRODUCED฀HERSELF฀TO฀#HET฀THE฀7ORM฀AND฀'ERTRUDE฀THE฀3NAIL

(SOUND EFFECT:฀#HEWING฀SOUNDS฀#RUNCH฀CRUNCH
   

GERTRUDE:฀/H฀฀฀฀HELLO฀฀฀
TABITHA:฀CONTINUING฀OLD฀WOMANS฀VOICE ฀(ELLO฀฀
TO฀YOU ฀TOO
฀(OW฀ARE฀YOU฀THIS฀AFTERNOON฀
GERTRUDE:฀6ERY฀฀฀฀WELL฀฀฀฀THANKS฀฀฀
CHET:฀7HAT฀DO฀YOU฀WANT ฀4ABITHA
TABITHA:฀4ABITHA฀7HO฀IS฀4ABITHA฀฀
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CHET:฀9EAH ฀OKAY ฀!UNT฀-ARJORIE฀฀฀
TABITHA:฀!ND฀)฀WANT฀TO฀KNOW฀WHY฀YOU฀฀
STOLE฀THE฀WEDDING฀RINGS

GERTRUDE:฀3OMEBODY฀฀฀฀STOLE฀฀฀฀฀
THE฀฀฀฀RINGS
TABITHA:฀9ES ฀AND฀IT฀WAS฀YOU

CHET:฀7HY฀WOULD฀WE฀TAKE฀YOUR฀CRUMMY฀฀
OLD฀RINGS
TABITHA:฀"ECAUSE฀YOU฀LIKE฀MESSING฀฀
AROUND฀!ND฀WHAT฀BETTER฀WAY฀THAN฀฀
TO฀STOP฀A฀WEDDING

GERTRUDE:฀7HOA฀฀฀฀SLOW฀฀฀฀DOWN฀฀฀
CHET:฀"UT ฀WE฀LOVE฀WEDDINGS

GERTRUDE:฀9EAH฀฀฀
CHET:฀)F฀THERES฀NO฀WEDDING ฀THEN฀THERES฀NO฀FREE฀FOOD

GERTRUDE:7E ฀฀฀LOVE฀FOOD
Ack! Who chewed
a hole in my
bathroom rug?

I know some suspectsˆ

buggies I think might have

committed the crime.

Welp, it's almost sunset.

Gotta get to work.