Spider Magazine September 2017

TABITHA:฀)F฀YOU฀DIDNT฀TAKE฀THE฀RINGS฀

THEN฀WHO฀DID

CHET:฀7HY฀DONT฀YOU฀ASK฀3IMONE฀3HES฀

ALWAYS฀STICKING฀HER฀ANTENNAS฀WHERE฀฀

THEY฀DONT฀BELONG

TABITHA:฀)฀WOULD฀BUT฀SHES฀MISSING

CHET:฀7HAT฀7E฀SAW฀HER฀GO฀INTO฀THAT฀฀

TOOLSHED฀JUST฀FIVE฀MINUTES฀AGO

TABITHA:฀7ELL฀THIS฀HAS฀BEEN฀LOVELY฀฀

SIR฀AND฀MADAM฀BUT฀)M฀AFRAID฀!UNT฀

-ARJORIE฀MUST฀GO

RADIO ANNOUNCER:฀!ND฀LIKE฀THAT฀!UNT฀

-ARJORIE฀SECRETLY฀4ABITHA฀IN฀DISGUISE  ฀฀

WAS฀OFF฀LIKE฀A฀SHOT฀INTO฀THE฀RICKETY฀OLD฀

TOOLSHED฀WHERE฀SHE฀HEARD฀THE฀SOUND฀฀

OF฀SNIFFLING

(SOUND EFFECT:฀#REEEAK
฀4HE฀TOOLSHED฀

DOOR฀OPENS 

TABITHA:฀3IMONE฀3IMONE฀ARE฀YOU฀IN฀

HERE฀

SIMONE:฀7HO฀WANTS฀TO฀KNOW

TABITHA:฀)฀DO฀OLD฀WOMAN฀VOICE ฀!UNT฀

-ARJORIE฀7HY฀DID฀YOU฀RUN฀AWAY฀

SIMONE:฀"ECAUSE฀)฀DID฀A฀BAD฀THING฀)฀STOLE฀

THE฀RINGS

TABITHA:)T WAS YOU

You guys have jobs?

Sure. When you grow up,

you could do important

work like us.

Where do you work?
We work the
night shift at
the porch light.