The Beano 16 September 2017

(Dana P.) #1

Whatdid the cat say whenhe ran out of money? ‘I’m paw!’


All the
JOKE best LOLz!

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i can’twaitto
seethis!i lovea
goodcomedy!

huh!if
hewon’tlet
mein...

buti’ma
vampire!mysock
drawerisscarier
thanthismovie!

oops!

i’moldenough!in
fact,i’mhundreds
ofyearsold!

aRgh!howdid
yougetinthere?
security!

bye-bye,scary
littlevampire!nexttime
comebackwithmummy
anddaddy!

noway,man.
thisfilmisFARtoo
scaryfora little
guylikeyou!

...i’llhavetogoin
myself!hemustbe
battytothink he
couldkeep
meout!

yeah,right!

erk!

hey,you!
out!

youjust
toddlealongand
letthegrown-ups
past!

hmm...maybe
i will!

twoticketsto
thescaryvampire
movie,please!

no,mummy,
youwerejust
theticket!

i brought
mymummylike
yousaid!

argh!

oh,
you’reback.

thisismyfirsttripto
thecinemain 3000 years!
i’mquiteexcited!

wasit
something
i said?
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