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8 DAYSsoundbites COMPILED BY JONATHAN FAM
“Hongkong
International
Airport must
buck up! Hire
more people
and create
more jobs! This
is really
rude!”
— Richie Ren
(right) after waiting
for more than
an hour for his
luggage.“Dude I suck at
quizzes”
— Chris Pratt (left) after taking a personality quiz that would
assign him a Hollywood Chris. He got Chris Evans.“What do you
mean? You
aced it.”
— Chris Evans’ (right) response.“Is there no one else in the
world who shares things
on the Internet? But to hurt,
slander, and harass another
person’s family, especially
when it’s my friend, is
something I cannot
stand anymore.”
— Cecilia Cheung blasting the media after her
selfie with a male friend made the news. She
later clarified that he’s just a friend by posting a pic
she took with his wife and kids before deleting her
Instagram.“I will surely
definitely tame
the mentally
deranged US
dotard with fire.”
— Kim Jong Un’s (above) message to
Donald Trump after the latter threatened
to “totally destroy” North Korea. The
word ‘dotard’ means “a state or period
of senile decay marked by decline
of mental poise and alertness”,
according to Merriam-Webster, which
revealed that searches for the word
were “high as a kite” after the
dictator’s message went viral.