The Bullseye
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100 EW.COM OCTOBER 20/27, 2017
Bachelor Nick lands
first TV role on
Speechless, which
also describes
our reaction to his
acting ability.
Mr. Robot: a bad virus
you thought you got rid
of, or a good hoodie you
thought you had lost?
Where else can we
be pithy and whiny
and dramatic in a
small digital space?
Oh, wait.
Pauley Perrette is leavingNCIS,
much to the dismay of people
who know what NCIS stands for.
Turns out we don’t need
to hear the words
“Szechuan sauce” for
another 19 years.
OscureJeopardy! knowledge by
Encyclopedia Britannica, style by Ted Mosby
Possible remains of Santa Claus
discovered in Turkey, possibly
moved there after ABC canceled the
remains of The Santa Clause.
“See you at the
wedding!” said no sane
person in Westeros.
Camila Cabello delays
album to 2018, citing a
need for more “fine-tuning.”
And Auto-, probably.
“Call Me Maybe” surpasses one billion views
on YouTube. CALL HER ALREADY.
The scariest part: There’s a second one! The scariest part: There’s a first one!
Tim McGraw and Faith
Hill announce first joint
album,The Rest of Our
Life, and we announce
we’ll be listening to it for
probably that long.
The Gifted: already better than every X-Men movie,
and with 100 percent less January Jones
We are a jealous
ifyou-got-
tickets nation.
THIS WEEK’S
HITS &
MISSES
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SANTA CLAUS: JOSEPH LEDERER/DISNEY; JANET JACKSON: SPLASH NEWS;
THE BACHELOR
: MITCH HAASETH/ABC; PERRETTE: SONJA FLEMMING/CBS;
THE GIFTED
: FRANK OCKENFELS/FOX; HARINGTON AND LESLIE: JASON LAVERIS/FILMMAGIC; MCGRAW
AND HILL: MICHAEL TRAN/FILMMAGIC;
MR. ROBOT
: MICHAEL PARMELEE/USA NETWORK; CABELLO: KEVIN MAZUR/GETTY IMAGES FOR GUESS;
RICK AND MORTY
: ADULT SWIM