8 Days - December 07, 2017

Seen

Coco

, the latest Pixar/Disney

movie about the Mexican festival Day

of the Dead? With the departed souls

wandering around like normal in the

film, we couldn’t help wondering —

how can we tell if we’re actually dead?

YOU’RE PROBABLY DEAD

SIGNS

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8 DAYS

01

People near you at the durian

stall are sniffing the air,

wondering where that rotting

smell is coming from.

02

The last thing you remember

is beaming down to that

planet in your red Starfleet

security uniform.

03

You really love Seventh

Month, because there’s free

food available almost everywhere!

04

Your kids are dressing up as

you for Halloween.

05

You’re being tailed by

four people wearing khaki

jumpsuits and carrying proton

packs.

06

Most of the people who swiped

right on you on Tinder are

zombies.

07

Your album sales are up 125

per cent!

08

Your body parts are getting

hard, but you didn’t take

Viagra.

09

Everyone’s talking about

Singapore’s victory at the

World Cup.

ILLUSTRATION: PYRON TAN

THE lasT pagE BY COLIN GOH