8 Days - November 02, 2017

104

8 DAYS

THE lasT pagE BY COLIN GOH

THIS HALLOWEEN

02

Put up sign-in sheets on

the toilet doors, with columns for

Name, Time In, Time Out, and Output (Kg).

03

Announce that the company is

moving its corporate headquarters

to Yishun.

04

When everyone’s out for lunch, replace

all their computers with HB pencils and

foolscap pads.

05

“Our new GM is a Reservist Colonel,

so from now on, all employees must

stand-by cubicle at 0730 hrs."

06

Set up a fake

Facebook account for

the CEO and send friend requests

to everyone in the company.

07

Tell everyone that with immediate

effect, a factor in their promotion

assessment will be their children’s

PSLE score.

08

Send round an email saying,

“Attn: Finance Dept — I’m

pregnant and one of you did it.

You know who you are.”

01

Tell everyone

that casual Friday

is being replaced by

naked Thursday.

SUGGESTIONS FOR

S

C

A

RING^

YOUR COLLE AGUES

ILLUSTRATION: PYRON TAN