8 Days - December 14, 2017

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8 DAYS

THE lasT pagE BY COLIN GOH


2017 HEADLINES IN THE


NORTH POLE TIMES


6Elves to be Disciplined for Flooding
Incident Causing Sleigh Delays

Santa Vows to Build
Wall with South Pole

Violent Clash
Between Elf
Supremacists
and Reindeer
Lives Matter
Protesters

Frosty the


Snowman Dies


from Global


Warming.


Integrity of
Naughty/Nice
List Questioned
After Suspected
North Korean
Hack

Mrs Claus Accuses Santa of
Inappropriate Workplace Behaviour

North Pole Irate About Depiction
in Episode of Criminal Minds:
Beyond Borders

Let's make
North pole
great again!

With Christmas around the corner, we couldn’t help wondering:
2017 was such a weird year for the world — was it the same for ol’
Santa and his jolly crew?
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