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2017 HEADLINES IN THE
NORTH POLE TIMES
6Elves to be Disciplined for Flooding
Incident Causing Sleigh Delays
Santa Vows to Build
Wall with South Pole
Violent Clash
Between Elf
Supremacists
and Reindeer
Lives Matter
Protesters
Frosty the
Snowman Dies
from Global
Warming.
Integrity of
Naughty/Nice
List Questioned
After Suspected
North Korean
Hack
Mrs Claus Accuses Santa of
Inappropriate Workplace Behaviour
North Pole Irate About Depiction
in Episode of Criminal Minds:
Beyond Borders
Let's make
North pole
great again!
With Christmas around the corner, we couldn’t help wondering:
2017 was such a weird year for the world — was it the same for ol’
Santa and his jolly crew?