You’d think getting ready for
the Oscars would be a bit
more glamorous for Heidi.
Just a thought, but it might be
time to ditch the nail bar that
doubles up as a dog kennel.We’re not sure if Mariah really
goes to bed like that. We’re pretty
sure daughter Monroe doesn’t
usually wear a mask like that.
And we’re damn sure the dog
wants no part of this whole scene!WHO: HEIDI KLUM
WHO: MARIAH CAREY
Photos of Mariah & daughter, Sonia & David, Heidi Klum: instagram.com.An oddly bland
revelation from Sharon
Stone who declared
that ‘having three kids
certainly will change
your reality.’ No
kidding, Sharon. We
know you starred in
two Basic Instinct
movies, so is a third
a reality? Really Boring
Basic Insights.
SET IN STONE
Singer Cher loves being a gay icon but
admits not everyone thinks she’s the
real deal, saying: ‘Gay men either
love you or don’t even know you’re
on the planet!’ Maybe she should
follow her own advice to turn
non-believers: ‘If I could reach the
stars, I’d give them all to you; Then
you’d love me, love me, like you
used to REALLY SHOULD do...’CHER-ING IS CARING
David Campbell and Sonia spoofed
Margot Robbie’s movie I, Tonya.
‘I, Sonya dropped this morning and
it already has the critics talking,’
read the post. Yes, the critics are
saying ‘Please stick to your day job.’WHO: SONIA KRUGER
We were secretly
pleased that Play School
legend Noni Hazlehurst didn’t
skip through motherhood. ‘When
I said, “would you like to sing with
me?” I always assumed the answer
would be yes,’ Noni said. ‘But they
were just as likely to go, “Nup”. ’
Too right! And it doesn’t matter
what shape the window is,
they’ll still throw Lego
out of it.SCHOOL OF LIFE
BATTLE OF WILLS
Ashton Kutcher’s toddler kids
will get a shock when they
eventually ask Google: ‘How
much will I inherit from
Daddy Ashton Kutcher?’ after
Demi Moore’s ex said: ‘I’m
not setting up a trust for
them. We’ll end up giving our
money away to charity.’
Next Google search: ‘How
do I challenge a will made by
an annoying dad?’BATTLE OF WILLS
Ashton Kutcher’s toddler kids
will get a shock when they
eventually ask Google: ‘How
much will I inherit from
Daddy Ashton Kutcher?’ after
Demi Moore’s ex said: ‘I’m
not setting up a trust for
them. We’ll end up giving our
money away to charity.’
Next Google search: ‘How
do I challenge a will made by
an annoying dad?’STAR
SHOTS
SOCIAL SPEAK
CELEBS
OH YES THEY DID...
SAID
W HA T?