The Sunday Times May 22, 2022 15
‘World Rugby had a
great chance to
banish the
earpieces. They did
not. Shame on those
who voted against’
‘If we are still to
regard Test rugby
as special, I would
not go above ten
matches per year.
But that cause is
long lost’
Smith, the
IRP’s head of
player welfare,
in action for
the All Blacks
at the 2015
World Cup in
Cardiff
the defensive systems are no longer
sure of what comes next. Joe Schmidt
lost the plot in Ireland when the
entire game was turned into a giant
game of chess. As Garry Kasparov
once retorted to a journalist who
quizzed him as to the number of
plays he could read in advance, look
too far ahead and there’s the danger
of missing what’s in front of your
nose.
In rugby this translates to looking
up, identifying the space and
possessing the attributes to sprint the
length of the field against Toulon.
England, largely due to the rigidity of
their recent years, need someone
with such bravery and skill to fix their
broken-field game.
Jones witnessed Arundell’s
outstanding efforts as an impact
player against Wasps; he sat through
a first half brimming with potential
but a second half that fell away
against Worcester Warriors.
Yesterday he was seated in Bath,
patiently waiting for the full back to
You went so far; you took so long.
But then why did you not carry on
and finish the job? That is the
question for World Rugby in the
week it finally reacted to pitch
invasions and other abuses.
Mark Harrington, the World
Rugby chief player welfare officer,
said, as it announced a welcome set
of laws to be trialled: “We’re taking
concrete action to improve the flow
of matches. We’ve received
feedback that the number of people
who aren’t players interrupting the
flow of the game was getting out of
hand. This will [also] be the first
time teams on the field of play
could be sanctioned due to the
actions of those not directly
involved in the contest.”
It wants to prevent “any action
that either interferes with play or is
against the values of the sport”.
Wonderful. At least it has broken
the grip of doctors from hell and
other self-important time-wasters.
From now on, neither the official
team doctors nor anyone else in the
technical area “can field or touch
the ball when it is live in play
(sanction: penalty kick)”.
So it seems we can now look
forward to that glorious moment
when a bloke wearing a stethoscope
disappears down the tunnel for a
red card second offence in catching
the ball. Seriously, an English
doctor was recently sanctioned for
improper behaviour by the referee,
so good on World Rugby for
cracking down and guiding them
back to the medical profession.
Gloriously, too, the moves will
now prevent the self-important
hordes running on after every
break in play with water
bottles. World Rugby
has done “research into
player hydration needs”
and found “an
increasing disruption to
play caused by
multiple water
carriers entering
the field of play
every time there is a
stoppage”.
Only two
dedicated water
carriers (hundreds
face the axe) will be
allowed and they can
only appear twice per
half and only then
when the ball is dead
and only when they
have been allowed
on by the referees.
Yet why stop
there? We
understand that
there was strong support on the
World Rugby panel for preventing
supernumeraries running on to the
field wearing communications
equipment. They had a great
chance to banish the earpieces.
They did not. Shame on those who
voted against.
The fact is that the so-called
water carriers are lackeys of the
head coach, carrying his
instructions for the players.
The new measures also state that
the water carriers “cannot be the
director of rugby or the head
coach”. Rassie Erasmus, the
director of rugby in South Africa,
has a law all to himself. The pure
idiocy of a highly rated and
previously respected coach rushing
round the field during the South
Africa v Lions series issuing orders
all around, reduced Erasmus to a
pantomime figure.
But World Rugby, what else did
you miss? Why have you not
banned the hordes of bellowing
players from invading the dead-ball
area to congratulate their own
team. Why have you not stopped
are maybe talking about an Asian
Pacific and an Americas Conference,
which would look after eight
countries that currently don’t have a
competition and that will be a huge
step forward.
“And then they’re talking about
using teams from Rugby Europe and
from the African Cup to make up 12
which would give them all a regular
schedule through July. There is an
awful lot of work to do logistics-wise
and we can’t fly them around the
world, but at least they are not
precious about playing games at
home.” As ever, it is detail that the
world game has still not laid down.
Smith enjoyed six years in France
after signing for Pau after the 2015
World Cup. He and his family loved
their time there, and only moved
back to New Zealand in the paralysis
of Covid. “We’d still be there now if
not for the difficulties of being away
from family,” he said. “But we love
the place and we have some really
good friends there. We would have
happily stayed there for a few more
years.”
And his career regrets? Surely, he’s
only had a few? “I’m sure if I look
back I’ll think of the finals that I lost
and the ones I wish I hadn’t lost, but I
have been incredibly fortunate, I was
part of a great team and we achieved
some great things,” he said.
“But I do enjoy giving back to the
game that’s given me so much. It’s got
a few challenges at the moment, with
concussions and player workload but
it is a great game, I want other kids to
enjoy playing and that feeling is
getting lost a little bit at the moment.”
You profoundly wish that more
players of Smith’s status and vintage
— a McCaw, an O’Driscoll, a Kearns —
were governing the game, rather
than simply advising.
Yesterday at Atletico Madrid’s
stadium, the Wanda Metropolitano,
Smith played for the Classic All
Blacks against Spain. “We agreed to
play the game two years ago in
Covid, when I was 38,” he said.
“Now I’m 40 so it’s a little bit more
concerning. But we are just a group
of guys who haven’t seen each other
for three or four years, and we’re
having a good time, it’s a great
connection and that is what the sport
offers. I’ve had my time playing and
it’s time for another role.”
enter the fray as well as watching his
contentious Bath selections. Arundell
now knows he is a contender. That
changes everything. The freedom of
his game which so impresses Jones is
tested by the very presence of the
England head coach. Jones, just by
taking a seat, multiplies the pressure.
The days of running rings around
Scotland and all the other under-20
teams are over. In an England squad
and into the running for a trip to
Australia. Yet Declan Kidney, the
London Irish director of rugby, opted
for Tom Parton, his very fine, regular
full back. How can Arundell be good
enough for England but not for
London Irish? The answer lies in the
priorities of the respective coaches.
Kidney wanted to win at Bath. Jones
wants to win a World Cup. To do that
he needs to unearth someone who
thrives beyond the structure.
Arundell may be that man. Jones is
right to elevate him, even if it is way
beyond his readiness. He’s a gamble
worth taking to Australia.
The Women’s Allianz Premier 15s
playoff semi-finals take place
today with Saracens facing
Harlequins (2pm) and Exeter
Chiefs meeting Bristol Bears
(4..15pm). Sarries finished the
regular season top of the table by
11 points, winning 16 of their 18
matches. The Chiefs beat Bristol
29-26 in the final round of the
league season.
The final will be held at
Sixways, Worcester on June 3.
Saracens and Quins have
contested the past three finals to
date with Saracens winning
twice, though Quins won 25-17
win at Kingsholm last year. All
matches are live on BT Sport.
SEMI-FINALS FOR
WOMEN’S PREMIER 15S
Keeping medics off
pitch is start but not
clean-up game needs
Stephen Jones
players from loud and concerted
appealing for penalties with arms
upheld? Is that not totally against
the values?
What of “improving the flow” of
play? How could it not have dealt
with the preposterous process at
the lineout when the team throwing
the ball in walks 20 metres away
from the lineout for a meeting, and
often spends ages in conflab? Why
should the lineout leader not think
on his feet and make the call as
they arrive at the throw-in point?
One of the new measures says
that “no one should approach,
address or aim comments at the
match official save for medics in
respect of the treatment of the
player. Should this happen, the
sanction will be a penalty kick.”
How easy would it have been to
extend that measure to players
active on the field? The amount
of superfluous blathering is
ridiculous.
The governing body has
reclaimed the touchlines from
the ranters, and cut down on
incursions. Good for it for
tidying up. No longer can
teams choose a doctor
for his or her ball
skills. But they
missed the
chance to clean
up the whole
mess.
No longer
will head
coaches be
able to
be water
carriers
AGENDA SETTER
Last week’s column by Stephen
Jones caught the attention of
two-times World Cup winner
Conrad Smith, prompting him
to get in touch with our rugby
correspondent
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