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11 0 11 0 810 12 4 310 392★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM The Royal
6.55 George and Mildred
8.35 Inspector Morse
10.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple
Triple bill, including at:
2.55 PM The Mirror Crack’d
from Side to Side: A film fan is
poisoned at a party held by a
famous actress. With Lindsay
Duncan and Joanna Lumley.
4.55 PM Foyle’s War The German
Woman: First episode of the
drama. Police superintendent
Foyle is frustrated at seeing
everyone else go off to war.8.00 Nothing to Declare
Offi cers arrest a man
carrying heroin internally.
8.30 Offi cials are worried
about a Korean girl.8.00 Without a Trace
Trip Box: 8/24. Jack and
the team look into the
disappearance of a
respected fi refi ghter. (S2)6.00 AM The Real A&E
7.00 Paramedics
9.00 Highway Cops
10.00 Highway Patrol
11.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Five editions.
5.00 PM Nothing to Declare An
Italian tourist is questioned.
5.30 A girl is questioned
by immigration officers.
6.00 Officers launch an
investigation into illegal fishing.
6.30 Security staff discover
a hoard of deadly weapons.6.00 AM The British
7.00 The Guest Wing
8.00 Micro Monsters with
David Attenborough
8.30 Flying Monsters with
David Attenborough
10.00 Making David Attenborough’s
Flying Monsters
11.00 CSI Five episodes. (S9)
4.00 PM Without a Trace 4/24.
A musical prodigy disappears.
5.00 5/24. The team search
for a missing woman.
6.00 6/24. A teenage
boy disappears. (S2)- 2 0 AM The Interviews
9.15 dinnerladies
10.25 Miranda
11.40 Only Fools and Horses
1.00 PM Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters finally strike gold.
2.15 Christmas special from
1989. The Trotter brothers go
on a lads’ day out to Margate.
4.05 Christmas special from
1987. Del goes in search of
his mother’s treasure trove.
5.25 Christmas special from
1990. Rodney leaves home
after a fight with Cassandra.
10.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers
An insight into the case
of Dennis Nilsen, the
London-based killer who
murdered at least 12 men.10.00 Men Behaving Badly
Gary arrives home to fi nd
Dorothy in bed with Tony.
10.40 Tony returns from
holiday sporting a beard.7.00 Nothing to Declare
A suspected drug
carrier is questioned.- 3 0 A man is caught
with a false passport.
7.00 Without a Trace
A Tree Falls: 7/24. Jack
and the team investigate
when a Hispanic boy is
abducted from Harlem.7.00 Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters journey to
Holland to dabble in
the diamond import
business – with old foe
Inspector Slater hot
on their trail. Guest
stars Jim Broadbent.7.00 Midsomer Murders
The Creeper: A burglar
dubbed ‘The Creeper’
targets the villages of
Midsomer as Barnaby
and Jones investigate
the murder of a guest at
an upper-crust dinner
party. Guest stars Rik
Mayall and Jenny Agutter.6.50 FILM The Incredible
Hulk Sci-fi action fantasy
starring Edward Norton.
A scientist who turns
into a huge, rampaging
creature whenever he
becomes angry triggers
a confrontation with a
monstrous new adversary.
(2008, 12, 107min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 Murders That Shocked
the Nation Profi le of
Harold Jones, who was
found guilty of murder
at the age of 15 in 1921.9.00 The Affair 5/12.
Alison is furious when
she stumbles upon a
discovery about Noah’s
book, while Cole makes
a new connection.
10 .10 6/12. An emergency
puts Helen and Noah’s
divorce proceedings
into perspective. (S2)9.00 Michael McIntyre’s
Comedy Roadshow
With Shappi Khorsandi,
Tom Stade, Steve Hughes
and Paul Tonkinson.9.00 Endeavour Arcadia:
The detective discovers
dark secrets in a
family-run supermarket,
as he investigates a
possible connection
to a fi re that killed an
artist who was involved
with political activists.9.00 FILM The Chronicles of
Riddick Sci-fi adventure
sequel to Pitch Black,
starring Vin Diesel.
Intergalactic fugitive
Riddick encounters
a ruthless race of
warriors determined to
take over the universe.
(2004, 15, 119min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●6.00 AM Animal 999
8.00 It’s Me or the Dog
10.00 Relic Hunter (S3)
1.00 PM Relic Hunter (S3)
3.00 Stargate SG-1 (S3)
7.00 Stargate SG-1 Seth:
2/22. O’Neill and the
team pursue Goa’uld
Lord Seth. (S3)
8.00 Road Wars Footage
of highway dangers.
9.00 S.W.A.T. Never Again:
6/23. Hondo is
deeply affected by a
suspect’s death. (S2)
10.00 Manifest Pilot: 1/16.
Supernatural drama
starring Melissa
Roxburgh. (S1)
11.00 The Blacklist Minister D:
9/22. Red fights to clear
himself of treason. (S6)
12.00 M’T Warrior 6/10. (S1)
1.00 AM Ross Kemp:
Extreme World
3.00 Brit Cops: Frontline
Crime UK Documentary.
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Animal House6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
9.00 60 Minute Makeover
1.00 PM 60 Minute
Makeover Double bill.
3.00 The Chase Celebrity
Special Quiz show.
4.00 Air Ambulance ER
5.00 Highway Patrol
7.00 Motorbike Cops
8.00 Road Wars A gang
mugging leaves a man
with a broken nose.
9.00 Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
10.00 The Force: Manchester
The work of Greater
Manchester Police.
11.00 Banged Up Abroad A
teenager who decided
to smuggle drugs to
fund a gastric bypass.
12.00 M’T Road Wars
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Frontline Crime UK
4.00 Highway Patrol
5.30 to 6.00 AM
Highway Patrol7.10 AM The Hurting: Even
Hurtier Double bill.
8.00 Storage Hunters UK
9.00 American Pickers
12.00 NOON Cops UK:
Bodycam Squad
1.00 PM Cop Car Workshop
2.00 Top Gear
3.00 Last Stop Garage
4.00 Red Bull Soapbox
Race 2019: London
6.00 Would I Lie to You?
6.40 Red Dwarf 3&4/6. (S4)
8.00 Taskmaster
9.00 Have I Got a Bit More
News for You Hosted
by Patrick Stewart.
10.00 Mock the Week
11.20 Would I Lie to You?
12.00 M’T Dave Gorman:
Modern Life Is Goodish
1.00 AM Have I Got a Bit
More News for You
2.00 Rhod Gilbert’s
Work Experience
3.00 to 4.00 AM Dara
O Briain’s Go 8 Bit6.00 AM The Only Way Is
Essex Triple bill.
8.15 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
9.00 LittleBe
12.00 NOON Be Beautiful
12 .10 PM Income Property
12.35 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta
1.30 Little Women: LA
5.00 Dinner Date
7.00 Dinner Date Yasmin
from Edinburgh hopes
to find romance.
8.00 Carley from
London looks for love.
9.00 Botched A patient
seeks a new nose in
time for her wedding.
10.00 Ibiza Weekender
Tensions begin to rise
among the reps.
11.00 Imogen loses her
cool and decides to step
down as head rep.
12.00 M’T to 12.55 AM The
Real Housewives
of Atlanta6.00 AM Snooker v Darts
6.05 The Protectors
6.30 The Professionals
7.25 Road Racing Series
9.30 ITV Racing: Opening Show
10.30 The Car Chasers
10.55 The Casebook of Sherlock
Holmes The Master Blackmailer.
1.10 PM Columbo: How to Dial
Murder Murder mystery.
2.50 FILM The Searchers Western.
(1956, U, 114min) ★★★★★
5.10 River Monsters
5.45 Monster Carp8.00 AM Takeshi’s Castle
8.35 Friends
12.30 PM FILM Mr
Magorium’s Wonder
Emporium Fantasy.
(2007, U, 90min) ★★★
2.30 Michael McIntyre’s
Big Show As 8.00pm.
3.30 Friends Nine episodes.
8.00 Michael McIntyre’s
Big Show With Bryan
Adams, Ronan Keating
and Josh Widdicombe.
9.00 FILM Austin Powers:
International Man of
Mystery Spy spoof
with Mike Myers. (1997,
15, 95min) ★★★★
11.00 NEW TJ Miller: No Real
Reason Stand-up show.
12.00 M’T FILM I Love You,
Man Comedy. (2009,
15, 100min) ★★★
2.05 AM Impractical Jokers
2.35 Jeff & Some Aliens
3.25 Bordertown (S1)
4.15 to 5.00 AM Impractical
Jokers: Inside Jokes6.00 AM The Waltons (S5)
7.00 Highway to Heaven
8.00 Due South (S3)
1.00 PM Sherlock Holmes
and the Leading Lady
1&2/2. Mystery drama.
5.00 Sherlock Holmes and
the Incident at Victoria
Falls 1/2. Mystery
7.00 Sherlock Holmes and
the Incident at Victoria
Falls 2/2. Mystery
starring Christopher Lee
and Patrick Macnee.
9.00 The Hound of the
Baskervilles Sherlock
Holmes adventure
starring Ian Richardson.
11.00 Stephen King’s It 1/2.
Horror with Tim Curry
and Richard Thomas.
1.00 AM Stephen King’s It
2/2. Horror thriller.
3.00 FILM The Edge of the
Garden Drama. (2011,
PG, 89min) ★★★
5.00 to 6.00 AM Touched
by an Angel15 212 3 11 112 112 812 132 1813073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112 112 812 132 18130737011.00 Criminal Minds 12/24. A
series of murders are linked to
a controversial religion. (S6)
12.00 M’T Criminal Minds (S6)
2.00 AM Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
3.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare11.15 The Affair 7/12. Alison
confronts Noah about his book.
12.25 AM 8/12. (S2)- 35 AM Last Week Tonight with
John Oliver Talk show.
2.10 Girls 3/10. (S2)
2.45 Six Feet Under 9/12. (S4)
4.00 to 6.00 AM Fish Town
11.20 Men Behaving Badly
12.00 M’T I’m Alan Partridge Alan
hosts a sales conference.
12.40 AM Stag
2.00 I’m Alan Partridge
2.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.20 to 4.00 AM
Men Behaving Badly11.00 A Touch of Frost No Refuge:
An armed robbery ends in
murder and Frost wastes
no time in arresting a
known crook he saw at the
scene during the getaway.
1.05 to 2.25 AM
Classic Emmerdale11 .15 FILM Starsky & Hutch
Comedy based on the
1970s cop show, starring
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.
(2004, 15, 101min) ★★- 2 0 AM Better Late Than Never
2.15 to 2.40 AM
Only When I Laugh
11.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 The Affair 9.00 Michael McIntyre’s... 11.00 A Touch of Frost 2.50 The Searchers