TV&Satellite Week 37
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12 8 151 3 0 131Drama
14 3 13 0 2 0 15 8Alibi
132 132 826 12 6 226 312 382W
10 9 10 9 809 12 5 211 311 383Universal
113 113 813 13 7 16 4 320385FOX
12 4 12 4 821 157 19 9Syfy
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13 7 143 203 4 7 11 0 12 78.00 AM Monk 2/16. (S8)
9.00 Bones 16/24. (S8)
10.00 NCIS 17/24. (S15)
11.00 The Mentalist 21/22. (S6)
12.00 NOON NCIS 18/24. (S15)
1.00 PM Bones 17/24. (S8)
2.00 NCIS 19/24. (S15)
3.00 The Mentalist 22/22. (S6)
4.00 Bones 18/24. (S8)
5.00 NCIS 20/24. A petty officer is
suspected of assault. (S15)
6.00 The Mentalist 1/13. Jane
investigates the murder of an
undercover FBI agent. (S7)8.00 AM Law & Order (S12)
12.00 NOON NCIS 7/24. (S10)
1.00 PM NCIS Six episodes of the
crime drama, including at:
3.00 10/24. Tony’s father
visits for Christmas.
4.00 11/24. Ziva’s father
turns up unannounced.
5.00 12/24. The team identify
the killer as a Swedish
mercenary and link the bullets
to an Iranian arms dealer.
6.00 13/24. A Marine lance
corporal is involved in a
fatal car crash. (S10)6.10 AM The Bill The undercover
operation goes awry.
7.00 Sally tries to retrieve
vital evidence from a tower
block due for demolition.
8.00 Sally is involved in a
drink-driving accident.
9.00 An assault case is
hampered by the witness
protection service.
10.00 Yvonne faces a
manslaughter charge.
11.00 Tipping Point Double bill.
1.00 PM Tipping Point Six further
editions of the quiz show.7.15 AM Murdoch Mysteries
9.00 Inspector George Gently
11.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries
Hand in Glove: 1/3. (S2)
1.00 PM Shakespeare &
Hathaway – Private
Investigators Four episodes
of the comedy, including at:
3.00 The Rascal Cook:
9/10. The duo investigate a
campaign of sabotage.
4.00 Ill Met by Moonlight:
10/10. Frank and Lu are tasked
with recovering a jewel. (S1)
5.00 New Tricks (S8)
8.00 Major Crimes Conspiracy
Theory – Part Four:
9/13. Raydor investigates
a series of murders
and sexual assaults.8.00 NCIS 16 Years: 7/24.
Ducky is forced to
reveal he has been
helping to solve crimes
in his spare time. (S13)10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit
Scheherezade: 10/22. A
priest asks Stabler to meet
a terminally ill man. (S8)10.00 Family Guy 1/22. Brian
becomes a sniffer dog.
10.30 2/22. Brian tries
to become a screenwriter
in Hollywood. (S3)7.00 Death in Paradise
Lost Identity: 5/8.
Humphrey’s Aunt Mary
gets caught up in a
murder investigation.
Guest stars Wendy
Craig and Keith Allen.
8.20 Dishing Up Murder:
6/8. A famous chef is
found dead the morning
after the opening of his
new restaurant. Guest
stars Martin Compston.
9.40 The Blood Red Sea:
7/8. A treasure hunting
team unearth the
legendary Saint Marie
silver, but their celebration
comes to an abrupt halt
when their captain is
found dead with a stab
wound to his chest. (S5)6.50 FILM Lara Croft: Tomb
Raider Fantasy adventure
starring Angelina Jolie and
Jon Voight. An aristocratic
British adventurer
desperately tries to
thwart a sinister secret
society that plans to take
over the world. (2001,
12, 100min) ★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●7.00 Outnumbered Pete’s
goddaughter comes
to stay from Australia.
7.40 Ben shows off
his wilderness survival
skills when he and
his dad go camping.
8.20 Crossed lines of
communication cause
trouble for the Brockmans.7.00 Private Eyes The Grape
Deception: 5/12. Angie’s
college roommate calls
for help when a bottle
of wine is stolen. (S3)7.00 NCIS: New Orleans
Sheepdogs: 7/24. The
team investigate a deadly
car explosion in the
French Quarter. (S5)9.00 FILM Chain Reaction
Thriller starring Keanu
Reeves, Morgan Freeman
and Rachel Weisz.
A young technician
is set up to take the
fall when an energy
experiment is sabotaged.
(1996, 12, 106min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 Miranda The joke-shop
owner sets about getting
fi t and losing weight.
9.40 Tilly and Penny
organise a charity
wine-tasting event.
10.20 Things look up
for Miranda’s love life
after she fi nds herself
with two dates.9.00 Major Crimes By Any
Means – Part One:
10/13. A serial killer
escapes from custody
to strike again. (S6)9.00 Lucifer Let Pinhead Sing!
17/26. Charlotte tries to
help repair Linda and
Maze’s friendship. (S3)6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager (S3)
8.00 Teleshopping
11.00 FILM End of the World Sci-fi
comedy with Greg Grunberg.
(2013, 12, 85min) ★★★
12.50 PM FILM Robot Overlords
Family sci-fi adventure.
(2014, 12, 90min) ★★★
2.40 FILM In Time Sci-fi thriller.
(2011, 12, 109min) ★★★
4.50 FILM Cirque du Freak: The
Vampire’s Assistant Teen
vampire fantasy starring John
C Reilly and Chris Massoglia.
(2009, 12, 108min) ★★★6.00 AM Darbar Festival
7.00 Sons of Vienna
7.30 André Rieu: How
It All Began
8.30 Tales of the Unexpected
11.00 Discovering
12.00 NOON Discovering:
Bill Murray
1.00 PM Discovering:
Jean Simmons
2.00 Discovering:
Christopher Plummer
3.00 Discovering:
Jeff Bridges
4.00 Bob Fosse:
It’s Showtime
5.20 Classic Albums
7.15 The Rolling Stones:
Sticky Fingers Live at
the Fonda Theatre
9.00 The Story of the Jam:
About the Young Idea
10.45 Punk
12.00 M’T Iggy Pop:
American Valhalla- 4 5 AM Classic Albums
2.45 Anarchy: The McLaren-
Westwood Gang
5.30 to 6.00 AM
Baim Archive
9.00 AM Access
9.10 CSI: NY (S6)
10.50 NCIS: Los Angeles (S4)
11.50 Murder, She Wrote
5.10 PM Jesse Stone:
No Remorse Thriller.
7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
Drive: 11/24. Kensi
poses as a car thief.
8.00 Paper Soldiers:
12/24. Callen and Sam
investigate a Marine’s
mysterious death. (S4)
9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
The Chosen One: 13/24.
Callen goes undercover
with terrorists. (S4)
10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit
Intoxicated: 19/23.
A teenager is suspected
of murder. (S6)
11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit (S6)- 5 5 AM Law & Order:
Los Angeles (S1)
2.50 Hannibal 11/13. (S1)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
9.00 AM Come Dine with Me
11.00 A New Life in the Sun
1.00 PM A New Life in
the Sun Triple bill.
4.00 Coast vs Country
5.00 The Secret Life of the
Zoo A chimp gives birth.
6.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
Double bill of editions.
8.00 George Clarke’s Old
House, New Home
George refurbishes a
300-year-old house
in Broadstairs, Kent.
9.00 First Dates Twins
Rebecca and Stephen
go on a double date.
10.00 Homes from Hell:
Caught on Camera
11.00 8 Out of 10 Cats
Does Countdown
12.05 AM The Lateish Show
with Mo Gilligan
1.05 Celebrity Gogglebox
2.05 Jamie and Jimmy’s
Friday Night Feast
3.10 I Am Kirsty 2/3. (S1)
4.05 to 5.05 AM
Generation Porn8.00 AM Access
8.05 Celebs on the Ranch
8.55 Last Man Standing
9.25 Two and a Half Men- 5 0 PM FILM Big Mommas:
Like Father, Like Son
Comedy starring
Martin Lawrence.
(2011, PG, 107min) ★
4.00 FILM Maid in
Manhattan Romantic
comedy. (2002, PG,
105min) ★★★
6.05 FILM Babe Comedy
drama. (1995, U,
92min) ★★★★★
8.00 FILM What Happens
in Vegas Romantic
comedy. (2008, 12,
94min) ★★
10.00 Wentworth Prison
New episode 9/10.
Tensions rise between
Will and Vera. (S7)
11.00 FILM War Action thriller.
(2007, 18, 98min) ★★
1.05 to 4.00 AM
Wentworth Prison
7.10 AM Lovejoy
11.00 Sharpe
1.00 PM Pie in the Sky
3.00 Where the Heart Is
5.00 Hetty Wainthropp
Investigates
6.00 WPC 56
7.00 Death in Paradise
Death of a Detective:
1/8. Richard Poole
meets a sticky end at
a university reunion.
8.20 The Wrong Man:
2/8. The filming of
a horror movie ends
in murder. (S3)
9.40 New Tricks London
Underground: Sasha
is forced to work with
her ex-husband Ned
Hancock when their
teams investigate the
mysterious deaths of a
film critic and an artist.
Guest stars Barnaby Kay.
11.00 Trial & Retribution- 2 0 AM Pie in the Sky
2.25 War and Peace
3.10 to 4.00 AM Dickensian
7.00 AM News
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
11.00 News: Daily Pop
12.00 NOON Relatively Nat
& Liv Reality series.
1.00 PM Relatively Nat
& Liv Six editions.
7.00 News Showbiz news.
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
Khloe tries to mediate
in a fight between
Kourtney and Kendall.
9.00 Rumours surface
that Tristan cheated
on Khloe with family
friend Jordyn Woods.
10.00 Kim and
Kourtney take Khloe on
a getaway to help her
cope with the news.
11.00 Relatively Nat & Liv
12.00 M’T Botched
1.00 AM Botched
2.00 NEW SERIES
Temptation Island
3.00 Teleshopping
4.00 to 5.00 AM News3 August
11.00 Waco 5/6. The end of the
stalemate seems to approach
as the FBI’s tactical division
turn up the heat. (S1)
12.00 M’T New Tricks 5&6/10.
Double bill. (S8)
2.30 to 4.00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
11 .1 0 FILM The Jackal Action
thriller. (1997, 18, 124min) ★★
1.40 AM FILM Black Dog Thriller.
(1998, 12, 88min) ★★★
3.30 The Captains Close Up
4.00 to 6.00 AM FILM The 12
Disasters of Christmas
Thriller. (2012, 12) ★★11.00 Love Connection
New edition Dating show
hosted by Andy Cohen.
12.00 M’T John Bishop:
In Conversation with
Jason Manford
1.00 AM Supernanny
1.50 to 3.00 AM War and Peace11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 11/22.
12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 12/22.
1.00 AM Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 13/22. (S8)
2.00 CSI: Miami 20&21/25. (S4)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Numb3rs11.00 American Dad! 19/22. (S15)
11.30 People of Earth 3/10. (S2)
12.00 M’T Family Guy 19/20. (S16)
12.30 AM Family Guy 5/22. (S11)
1.00 American Dad! 7&8/19. (S9)
2.00 Family Guy 3&4/22. (S3)
3.00 American Dad! 9&10/19. (S9)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Monk8.20 Death in Paradise 9.00 Chain Reaction 9.40 Miranda 7.00 Private Eyes 6.00 The Mentalist