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11 0 11 0 810 12 4 310 392★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street
6.55 Heartbeat
8.00 Murder, She Wrote
8.55 On the Buses
10.05 George and Mildred
10.35 Agatha Christie’s Marple
12.40 PM Heartbeat
1.45 Classic Emmerdale
2.50 Classic Coronation Street
3.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
Murder in Mesopotamia.
5.55 Downton Abbey 5/9.
An exciting offer for Edith
divides opinion. (S3)8.00 Criminal Minds
Memoriam: 7/26. Reid
confronts his father
about a memory from
his childhood. (S4)8.00 Blue Bloods Power of
the Press: 8/22. Erin
investigates a claim of
rape by the daughter
of an old friend. (S5)8.00 Doc Martin City Slickers:
3/7. New neighbours
disturb the tranquillity
of Portwenn, and a car
vandal strikes the village.8.00 Made in Britain A look at
how the famous Henry
vacuum cleaner is made,
and behind the scenes at
a family ice cream fi rm.6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.00 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Stop, Search, Seize
12.00 NOON Children’s Hospital
A nine-year-old girl
has a tumour removed.
12.30 PM Children’s Hospital Five
editions of the documentary.
3.00 Nothing to Declare Eight
editions of the fly-on-the-wall
documentary following
the lives of customs and
immigration officers at
Australia’s biggest airports.6.00 AM The Guest Wing
7.00 Fish Town
8.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets The actor discovers
hidden extras on offer.
9.00 Discovering: Bette Davis
10.00 The West Wing (S3)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S2)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 6/22. (S5)
3.00 The West Wing (S3)
5.00 Without a Trace 14/24.
A bounty hunter vanishes.
6.00 15/24. The team
investigate the disappearance
of a 12-year-old boy. (S2)- 2 0 AM Boomers
7.50 Steptoe and Son
8.30 A Sharp Intake of Breath
9.00 Oliver Reed: The Interviews
9.55 The Green Green Grass
10.35 Last of the Summer Wine
12.45 PM 2point4 Children
1.20 The Green Green Grass
1.55 Are You Being Served?
2.35 Only Fools and Horses
3.10 2point4 Children
3.50 Last of the Summer Wine
5.55 Are You Being Served?
6.30 Blackadder the Third
10.00 World’s Most Evil Killers
The crimes of Thierry
Paulin, who murdered
at least 18 elderly
women in the 1980s.10.10 Divorce New episode
Away Games: 5/6. (S3)
10.45 Last Week Tonight with
John Oliver New edition
Satirical talk show.10.00 Scott & Bailey 1/6. The
detectives investigate
the case of a pregnant
woman who was killed
in her bedroom. (S1)10.00 FILM Pearl Harbor
World War Two romantic
drama with Ben Affl eck.
(2001, 12, 183min) ★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●6.45 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia New edition
The teams are paired up
in mystery matches in a
My Kitchen Rules fi rst.7.00 CSI One to Go: 10/24.
The hunt for the copycat
serial killer continues, and
Dr Langston receives an
unexpected job offer. (S9)7.10 Porridge First episode.
Fletcher helps new
inmate Godber settle in.
7.50 The Good Life First
episode. Tom Good
decides he has had
enough of commuting.
8.25 Tom and Barbara
introduce livestock into
suburban Surbiton.7.00 Murder, She Wrote
Murder by Twos: The
discovery of a body in
Jessica’s garage leads to
all manner of accusations.7.00 The Chase Four
contestants work as a
team to take on ruthless
quiz genius The Chaser
and secure a cash prize.9.00 Blue Bloods New
episode Strange
Bedfellows: 20/22. Erin
tries to persuade Frank to
back a new state bill. (S9)9.00 Warning: This Drug
May Kill You
Documentary focusing
on the devastating
effects of addiction.9.00 Blackadder the Third
Edmund tries to fi nd a
bride for Prince George.
9.35 The Duke of
Wellington challenges
Prince George to a duel.
10.15 Only Fools and Horses
Rodney starts going out
with a police offi cer, much
to Del’s consternation.9.00 Doc Martin The Admirer:
4/7. Louisa faces off
with love rival Carrie
in a battle for Martin’s
affections. (S3)9.00 Benidorm 7/9. A ban is
placed on alcohol in
Benidorm due to a
religious festival. (S9)7.00 AM Fat Families:
Second Helpings
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
10.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Double bill.
12.30 PM Monkey Business
1.00 The Dog Whisperer
2.00 It’s Me or the Dog
3.00 Relic Hunter (S3)
4.00 Ninja Warrior
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S3)
7.00 Stargate SG-1 Rules
of Engagement: 9/22.
The team encounter a
planet of soldiers. (S3)
8.00 Hawaii Five-0 Malama
Ka Aina (Respect the
Land) 3/24. (S1)
9.00 SEAL Team 5&6/22. (S1)
11.00 Highway Cops
12.00 M’T Ross Kemp:
Extreme World
1.00 AM Blue Bloods (S9)
2.00 Police Ten 7
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo With Russell Kane.
4.00 Monkey Business
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Ninja Warrior7.00 AM Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol
9.00 Caught Red Handed
10.30 Highway Cops
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
1.00 PM UK Border Force
2.00 Canada’s Front Line
3.00 Nothing to Declare
3.30 Caught Red Handed
5.00 Without a Trace (S7)
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1)
7.00 Supergirl 1/23. (S3)
8.00 The Flash 1/23. (S4)
9.00 Frontline Police
10.00 A Haunting
11.00 The Force: North East
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
2.00 Road Wars
3.00 Border Patrol
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare7.10 AM The Hurting
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM Top Gear
2.00 Cop Car Workshop
3.00 Scrapyard Supercar
4.00 Modern Wheels or
Classic Steals
5.00 Top Gear Double bill.
7.00 Taskmaster
8.00 Have I Got a Bit More
News for You Hosted
by Stephen Mangan.
9.00 QI XL With Romesh
Ranganathan, Matt
Lucas and Liza Tarbuck.
10.00 Dave Gorman:
Modern Life Is Goodish
11.00 Jon Richardson:
Ultimate Worrier
12.00 M’T Taskmaster
1.00 AM Mock the Week
1.40 QI XL With Sara Pascoe.
2.40 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit
3.30 to 4.00 AM
Mock the Week9.00 AM LittleBe
12.00 NOON Be Beautiful
12 .10 PM Income Property
12.35 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta- 3 0 Million Dollar Listing: LA
2.25 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
3.15 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
4.10 The Real Housewives
of New York City
5.00 New edition
6.00 Buying and Selling
8.00 Dinner Date
9.00 Botched Dr Paul Nassif
performs a rhinoplasty
on a woman who had
her first nose job
at the age of 12.
10.00 Marriage Boot Camp:
Reality Stars Michelle
faces up to her infidelity.
10.55 The Real Housewives
of Sydney Lisa and
Athena X come to blows.
12.00 M’T to 12.45 AM The
Only Way Is Essex
6.00 AM Only When I Laugh
6.25 The Saint
7.15 Kojak
8.15 Quincy ME
9.20 Minder
10.25 The Sweeney
11.35 The Professionals
12.35 PM The Saint
1.45 Kojak
2.45 Quincy ME
3.45 Minder
4.50 The Professionals
5.55 The Sweeney Regan’s
daughter is kidnapped.8.00 AM The Middle (S5&6)
10.00 Are We There Yet? (S1)
11.00 Friends Four episodes.
1.00 PM Friends Six episodes.
4.00 Are We There Yet?
5.00 Friends Eight episodes
of the sitcom. (S1)
9.00 NEW SERIES Single
Parents 1/23. Comedy
starring Taran Killam
and Leighton Meester.
9.30 New episode
2/23. Will tries to bond
with Douglas. (S1)
10.00 FILM Step Brothers
Comedy with Will Ferrell
and John C Reilly. (2008,
15, 97min) ★★★★
12.00 M’T FILM Austin
Powers: International
Man of Mystery
Spy spoof written by
and starring Mike
Myers, and co-starring
Elizabeth Hurley. (1997,
15, 95min) ★★★★
2.00 AM South Park (S15)
4.10 to 5.00 AM Friends6.00 AM The Waltons
8.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 Highway to Heaven
1.00 PM A Caribbean
Mystery Murder
mystery starring Helen
Hayes as Agatha
Christie’s famous
detective Miss Marple.
3.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
4.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00 Tenko 6/10. The women
hear the Red Cross have
been sending parcels
to the camp. (S1)
7.00 M*A*S*H Four episodes
of the comedy. (S5)
9.00 Taggart Puppet on a
String: A medical
researcher is murdered.
10.30 The Wages of Sin:
A taxi driver is found
shot dead in his cab.
12.00 M’T Tenko As 6.00pm.
1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S2)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 The New Avengers
4.00 to 6.00 AM Due South15 212 3 11 112 112 812 132 1813073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112 112 812 132 18130737011.00 Criminal Minds 18/24. (S6)
12.00 M’T Murders That Shocked
the Nation Harold Jones.
1.00 AM Elementary 3/13. (S7)
2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
4.00 Air Ambulance ER
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E11.20 Real Time with Bill Maher
12.30 AM Fast & Furious –
Hobbs & Shaw: Special
1.00 Six Feet Under 10/12. (S4)
2.00 The Affair 11/12. (S2)
3.05 Divorce 5/6. (S3)
3.40 Girls 4/10. (S2)
4.15 to 6.00 AM The West Wing10.55 Two Pints of Lager
and a Packet of Crisps
11.35 I’m Alan Partridge
12 .15 AM Inside No 9
12.55 Two Pints of Lager...
1.30 I’m Alan Partridge
2.10 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.00 to 4.00 AM Spaced11.00 Scott & Bailey 2/6. Horrific
events unfold following a
killer’s arrest, and Janet
reopens the investigation
into Veronica’s murder.
Guest stars Sally Lindsay. (S1)
12.00 M’T to 2.00 AM
A Touch of Frost1.40 AM The Protectors
Quinn: Protector Harry Rule
travels to Madrid disguised
as a killer in order to track
down the evil Quinn.
2.05 to 2.55 AM Motorsport UK
Richard John Neil presents
action from Oulton Park.9.00 Blue Bloods 10.10 Divorce 9.35 Blackadder the Third 5.55 Downton Abbey 10.00 Pearl Harbor