54 29 May 2022
THURSDAY
1G6.00 Breakfast The latest reports.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine.
10.00 CHOICE The Queen’s
Platinum Jubilee — Trooping
The Colour Huw Edwards,
Kirsty Young and JJ Chalmers
present coverage of the
display of pageantry from
Buckingham Palace and along
the Mall up to Horse Guards
Parade. (See Critics’ choice)
1.15 News; Weather Headlines.
1.45 The Repair Shop Items. (R)
2.15 Five Bedrooms Pre-wedding
wobbles and punches impact
the ceremony. (Last in series)
3.00 Escape To The Country (R)
3.45 Garden Rescue Horticulture.
4.30 The Bidding Room (R)
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz.
6.00 News; Weather Reports.
6.20 Regional News Headlines.
6.30 The One Show — Jubilee
Special A look at the
different events being held
in communities up and down
the country in honour of the
Queen’s platinum jubilee.
7.30 EastEnders The residents
throw themselves into the
jubilee celebrations, and
everyone is in awe as Mick
and Linda welcome their VIP
guests — the Prince of Wales
and the Duchess of Cornwall.
8.00 CHOICE Platinum Beacons
— Lighting Up The Jubilee
Communities around the
country come together to light
more than 1,500 beacons to
celebrate the Queen’s
70-year reign, with a principal
beacon lit at Buckingham
Palace. (See Critics’ choice)
10.00 News; Weather Reports.
10.40 CHOICE The Queen — 70
Glorious Years Celebrities
share their experiences of
meeting the Queen, and
reflect on how much the UK
has changed over the course
of her 70 years on the throne.
(See Critics’ choice, R)
11.40 CHOICE Brooklyn Stars
Saoirse Ronan. An Irish
immigrant starts a new life in
1950s New York, but her past
catches up with her and she
faces a harsh choice. (2015,
12; see Film of the week)1.30-6.00 Joins BBC News
SCOTLAND 6.20 Reporting
Scotland; Weather. 10.40 River City.
Bob learns a valuable lesson from a
mysterious new customer 11.10 The
Queen — 70 Glorious Years. 12.10
FILM: Brooklyn. 2.00 BBC News.
6.35 Escape To The Country (R)
7.20 Garden Rescue Makeover. (R)
8.05 Our Changing Planet
Documentary. (Signed, R)9.05 FILM: Planes With the voice
of Dane Cook. A crop-dusting
plane tries to conquer his fear
of heights so he can compete
in a round-the-world race.
Amiable animation. (2013, U)10.30 Wanted Down Under
Revisited In New Zealand. (R)
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer
Properties at auction. (R)
12.15 Bargain Hunt Curios. (R)
1.00 Ready Steady Cook (R)
1.45 Eggheads Team quiz. (R)
2.15 Mastermind Quiz show. (R)
2.45 Britain In Bloom Contest. (R)
3.15 Richard Hammond Builds
A Universe The presenter
takes on the ultimate
engineering project. (R)
4.15 This Farming Life A crofter
assesses the damage to
his croft after a storm. (R)
5.15 Flog It! Selling valuables. (R)
6.00 House Of Games Raj Bisram,
Josie Lawrence, Mark Watson
and Laura Whitmore take part
in trivia-based games. (R)
6.30 Animal Park An armadillo
emergency could spell the
end for one of the park’s
favourite couples. (R)
7.00 Cricket — Today At The Test
Highlights of day one of the
first Test in the three-match
series between England and
New Zealand, at Lord’s.
8.00 Springwatch Chris Packham
and Michaela Strachan reveal
some new science about
toads that make a mammoth
migration in spring.
9.00 CHOICE Making Sense Of
Cancer The mathematician
Hannah Fry, who was
diagnosed with cervical
cancer at the age of 36, sets
out to interrogate the way we
diagnose and treat cancer by
digging into the statistics.
(See Critics’ choice)10.00 CHOICE Yesterday Stars
Himesh Patel. A musician
wakes up after being hit by
a bus to find he is the only
person in the world who
remembers the Beatles.
(2019, 12; see Film choice)11.50 Freeze The Fear The
celebrities’ final challenge.
(Signed, Last in series, R)
12.50 Yorkshire Midwives On Call
Documentary. (Signed, R)
1.50-2.50 Britain’s Top
Takeaways (Signed, R)6.00 Good Morning Britain
9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat.
10.00 This Morning Features.
12.30 Loose Women Debate.
1.40 News; Weather Reports.1.55 FILM: The Secret Life Of
Pets With the voice of Louis
CK. Two bickering hounds
must put their differences
aside and pull together while
lost in New York. Fast-paced
animated adventure. (2016, U)3.35 Tenable A family from
Birmingham compete. (R)
4.35 Tipping Point Gameshow. (R)
5.35 The Chase Quiz show,
hosted by Bradley Walsh.
6.35 News; Weather Reports.
6.50 Regional News Headlines.
7.00 Emmerdale Nicola hatches a
plan; Jai opens up to Leyla;
and Brenda is worried.
7.30 Coronation Street Abi and
Kevin are taken in by the
police for questioning; and
Kelly tells the authorities
that Imran was on his way
to confess everything.
8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant
and Dec host the latest
of the live semi-finals, with
Simon Cowell, Amanda
Holden, Alesha Dixon and
David Walliams returning
to the judges’ desk.
10.00 News At Ten Bulletin.10.20 FILM: Fast & Furious
Stars Vin Diesel and Paul
Walker. A fugitive and an FBI
agent are forced to work
together once again to bring
a killer to justice. Endearing
thriller sequel. (2009, 12)12.10 All Elite Wrestling
— Rampage Hard-hitting,
high-flying wrestling action.
12.55 Teleshopping Goods.
3.00 Alan Titchmarsh — Spring
Into Summer Chat. (R)
3.50 Unwind Daily relaxation.
5.05-6.00 Garraway’s Good Stuff
With Rachel Parris. (R)6.05 Countdown Gameshow. (R)
6.45 Cheers Two episodes. (R)
7.40 The King Of Queens (R)
9.00 Frasier American sitcom. (R)
10.30 Undercover Boss USA (R)
11.30 Couples Come Dine With Me
Three Stoke-on-Trent couples
compete for the prize. (R)
12.30 Steph’s Packed Lunch
2.10 Countdown Gameshow.
3.00 A Place In The Sun Advice. (R)
4.00 Chateau DIY Insights.
5.00 Come Dine With Me
5.30 Drawers Off — The Big
Naked Painting Challenge
Jenny Eclair hosts the return
of the life-drawing challenge.
6.00 The Simpsons Bart falls for
the girlfriend of a bully. (R)
6.30 Hollyoaks Shaq begins
to question Nadira’s
commitment to him. (R)
7.00 News; Weather Reports.
7.30 A Place In The Sun Scarlette
Douglas helps a couple find a
suitable home in Torrox, in
Spain’s Costa del Sol. (R)
8.00 Grand Designs Kevin
McCloud meets a master
carpenter who is facing the
biggest challenge of his
career — creating an oasis for
himself and partner on a
small plot in West Sussex. (R)
9.00 Taskmaster Ardal O’Hanlon
sings about leaning on a
fence; Judi Love designs
some classy headgear; and
Chris Ramsey tries on Alex
Horne’s slip-on shoes.
10.00 CHOICE Big Boys With Dylan
Llewellyn and Jon Pointing.
Jack and Danny each try to
face up to their own sexual
shortcomings. (3/6) 10.35
Big Boys A still-grieving
Jack tries to become more
like his famously adored
father. (See Critics’ choice)
11.05 Uefa Nations League
Preview A look ahead to
the first two matchdays of
this year’s tournament.
11.35 24 Hours In A&E Memorable
patients, including a personal
trainer whose leg was broken
by a kick from a horse. (R)
12.35 Hunted Challenge. (R)2.30 FILM: Suntan Stars Makis
Papadimitriou. A doctor
moves to an island to make
a fresh start, but becomes
obsessed with a patient.
Absorbing drama. (2016,
18; In Greek with subtitles)4.15 Come Dine With Me (R)
5.10-6.05 Location, Location,
Location Property. (R)6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
12.15 Shoplifters & Scammers
— At War With The Law (R)
1.10 News; Weather Reports.
1.15 Home And Away Tane checks
in with an absent-minded
Mia; and Nikau and Bella
stay supportive for Chloe.
1.45 Neighbours Terese is furious
to find her mother on a date
with Paul, but Estelle insists
she is there to spy on him.
2.15 My Husband’s Secret Wife
Thriller, with Helena Mattsson
and Josh Kelly. A woman’s
life turns upside down when
she learns her husband is
married to someone else. (R)
4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In The
Sun A Cockney couple who
bring a taste of Britain to their
customers on the Costa
Blanca with their cheese shop.
5.00 News; Weather Reports.
5.05 Neighbours Soap. (R)
5.35 Ultimate Police Interceptors
Series highlights. (R)
6.00 Shoplifters — At War With
The Law In Northampton, a
woman is onto her second
store of what appears to
be a shoplifting spree. (R)
7.00 Big Antique Adventure
Susan Calman investigates
the murky world of fakes
and forgeries, and visits
a film and TV prop shop.
7.55 News; Weather Reports.
8.00 Nick Knowles’ Big House
Clearout Nick and his team
of experts help families
across Britain who are being
crushed by their clutter.
9.00 Casualty 24/7 — Every
Second Counts At Barnsley
Hospital, a sister tries to
help a man who has been
arrested for being drunk and
disorderly — despite being
verbally abused by him.
10.00 Ambulance — Code Red
A mother calls 999 to say
her three-year-old child has
stopped breathing. (R)
11.05 Skin A&E The specialist clinic
opens its doors to patients
suffering with acne. (R)
12.05 Plastic Surgery Knifemares
A look at dermal lip fillers. (R)
1.00 The LeoVegas Live Casino
Show Interactive gambling.
3.00 Entertainment News Gossip.
3.10 Shoplifters & Scammers
— At War With The Law (R)
3.55 Now That’s Funny! (R)
4.45 Wildlife SOS Animals. (R)
5.10 House Doctor Advice. (R)
5.35-6.00 Milkshake! Fun.S4C 6.00 Cyw: Crads Bach Y Traeth
6.05 Jambori 6.15 Abadas 6.30
Bach A Mawr 6.45 Sbarc 7.00
Olobobs 7.05 Timpo 7.15 Y Diwrnod
Mawr 7.30 Pablo 7.45 Awyr Iach
8.00 Shwshaswyn 8.10 Halibalw
8.20 Digbi Draig 8.30 Llan-ar-goll-en
8.45 Twt 9.00 Nico Nog 9.10
Sam Tan 9.20 Rapsgaliwn 9.35
Stiw 9.45 Gwdihw 10.00 Crads
Bach Y Traeth 10.05 Jambori 10.15
Abadas 10.30 Bach A Mawr 10.45
Sbarc 11.00 Eisteddfod Yr Urdd
12.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd
VARIATIONS
12.05 Eisteddfod Yr Urdd. Secondary
school pupils’ competitions, from
the red, white and green pavilions
2.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 2.05
Eisteddfod Yr Urdd. Further
competitions for secondary school
pupils 6.30 Arfordir Cymru — Sir
Benfro. Bedwyr Rees’ journey
continues to Rhoscrowther 6.57
Newyddion 7.00 Heno 7.30
Newyddion A’r Tywydd 7.50 Yma O
Hyd. A video of Dafydd Iwan singing
the evergreen Yma o Hyd — Wales’
Red Wall anthem — with Welsh fans8.00 Eisteddfod Yr Urdd. Highlights
of the day from the National Urdd
Eisteddfod in Denbighshire 9.25
Ffion Hague — Y Frenhines A’r
Jiwbili. The historian and broadcaster
Ffion Hague embarks on a personal
journey to find out more about
Queen Elizabeth II, who has been
Head of State for 70 years 10.25
Stori Jimmy Murphy. Geraint Iwan
talks to Jimmy Murphy about
unexpected connections between
famous football moments
11.25-12.55 Eisteddfod Yr UrddYO U SAY
Making sense: Fry (BBC2, 9pm)Gill Pedersen’s prediction of Radha winning
Masterchef (BBC1) turned out to be a dog’s dinner.
Kim GunstonAs Eddie Scott was the deserved winner, perhaps
Gill can now share her recipe for canine chasseur?
David GwilliamA whole hour of Nana Mouskouri At The
BBC (BBC4) dwarfs the endless lights and
noise of Eurovision.
Dick RichardsBBC1 BBC2 ITV CHANNEL 4 CHANNEL 5