2018-09-20 Entertainment Weekly

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#1New York Times

bestselling author

Sherrilyn Kenyon

brings us back to the

astonishing world of the

Dark-Hunters inStygian, with

a hero misunderstood by many...

but most of all by himself.

COMEDYOF MYLIFE

THE STAND-UP SPECIAL THAT MADE

ME WANT TO BECOME A COMEDIAN

[ 1 ]Richard Pryor’s Live on the Sunset

Strip, particularly the bit about him

trying to get [a stripper] paid by the club

owner, who’s a Mob guy. He said, “I’ll do

my scariest s--- on this guy.” He came in

with a gun and said, “You’re gonna pay

her!” And the club owner starts laugh-

ing.... The terrifying part was that he was

laughing, that it was beyond his com-

prehension that anyone would ever pull

a gun on this guy. I learned my funniest

bits are when it’s a reaction that’s wrong

buttruerunderneath. It made me real-

ize: Think of a diferent reaction to what

you should have. Think of a diferent way

to say this than people expect. In fact,

think of theoppositeway.

THE FIRST JOKE THAT I EVER TOLD

In school, they were talking about prob-

ability [when]flipping [ 2 ]a coin—50

percent heads, 50 percent tails. One

kid said, “Wait, what if it landed on its

edge?” And the teacher said, “A coin

could never land on its edge.” And I said,

“What if you were standing in mud?”

I got a huge laugh. It was grade 2.

NORM MACDONALD

The standout stand-up andSNL vet, 58, hosts Netflix’s experiential talk

showNorm Macdonald Has a Show (debuting Sept. 14).BY DAN SNIERSON

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THE BEST ADVICE THAT

DAVID LETTERMAN GAVE ME

[ 3 ]Letterman[NMHAS“special coun-

sel” and guest] told me not to prepare.

This was advice he didn’t give as a uni-

versal, but he was just saying this would

be good for me personally. He said,

“Norm, you’re much better if youdon’t

know than if youdoknow—because

you’re curious and you’re kind of an idiot.”

THE QUESTION THAT I ASK GUESTS

JUST BECAUSE IT AMUSES ME

I love asking my guests to “tell the folks

at home...” The guy will say, “We were at

dress rehearsal...” “Okay, now explain to

the folks at home what a ‘dress rehearsal’

is.” It makes them have to look at the

camera and say, “Well, this is...” Later,

they’ll go, “I was in the backyard with

a shovel...” and I’ll go, “Okay, explain

to the folks at home what a ‘shovel’ is.”

“Why do I have to?” “Just do it!”

THE JOKE THAT SHOULD BE

TOLD AT MY FUNERAL

I might put this on my tombstone:

Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips

are gray, because I am a dog.

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