The Hollywood Reporter – 28.02.2018

THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER 186 FEBRUARY 28, 2018

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7th
Annual

Awards Season Awards!

No, it's not all glamour and inspirational speeches as THR salutes the dubious achievements, shameless

stunts and outright embarrassments of the months-long slog to Oscar night By Seth Abramovitch

L.A.’s Only Intentionally Two-Dimensional ‘It’ Girl

The life-size cardboard proxy of Agnes Varda, co-director

of Faces Places, at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon

H3N2, the dangerous

flu that felled everyone

from Octavia Spencer

to Sam Rockwell to

Nicole Kidman on the

campaign trail

Viral Star

Didn't Get the

Memo Award

I’d Like to Thank My

Publicist Award

Best

Use of

Awa rds

Season

as Image

Rehab

Actress Blanca Blanco

at the all-black

Golden Globes

Tonya Harding (left), Margot Robbie

Tonya Harding’s mother

Achievement in

Awkward E! Segues

Ryan Seacrest, asking activist

Monica Ramirez, who fights

sexual violence against Latina

farmworkers, “Are you excited

to see the Golden Globes?”

Answer: (E)

Best Awards Movie-Inspired Sex Toy

The Shape of Water dildo, sold-out on Etsy

Brooklynn Prince, The Florida Project,

(with Tremblay)

Food Lust Award

Call Me by Your Name’s

Peach

Runner-Up

Phantom Thread’s

Mushrooms

Second Runner-Up

The Boss Baby’s

Cookies

Least Effective Politicking by

an Actual Politician

Al Gore for An Inconvenient Sequel:

Truth to Power

I demand

a recount!

The

Jacob Tremblay

Award for

Most Nights

out at Parties by

a Child

Under 10

Alison Brie’s painstakingly

worded SAG Awards statement

about allegations of sexual

misconduct leveled against

brother-in-law James Franco

← Brie with husband Dave Franco

at the SAG Awards

Worst Use

of Awards

Season

as Image

Rehab

A “Three Billboards

Outside Ebony,

Missouri”

B “ Daniel Koulier ...

Daniel Kallelujah ...”

C “ Amy Piscel”

D “Luca Gehdeniro”

E “The Big Sack”

Which of these

mangled names

was NOT actually

said by

Tiffany Haddish

at the Oscar

nominees

announcement?

POP QUIZ!

Jan 17

Jan 15

Jan 14

Jan 12

Jan 10

Jan. 29

Kate Winslet

“... bitter regrets ...”

Jan 29

Jan. 12

Rebecca Hall

“... my actions have made another

woman feel silenced ...”

Jan. 15

Timothee Chalamet

“I am going to donate

my entire salary ...”

Jan. 14

Natalie Portman

“I believe you, Dylan.”

Jan. 9

Greta Gerwig

“I will not work

for him again ...”

Jan. 17

Rachel Brosnahan

“... inconsistent with

everything I stand for ...”

Jan. 10

Mira Sorvino

(to Dylan) “I cannot

begin to imagine

how you felt ...”

Who

Ran

Fastest

From

Woody

Allen?

Jan 9

WINNER!

Most Likely

to Thank

Anthony Rapp

in His Oscar

Acceptance

Speech

Christopher Plummer

Gal Gadot and

Patty Jenkins, who

got zero Oscar

noms despite hitting

every stop on

the circuit

Golden

Goose Egg

Awa rd