April• 2018 | 101hereplied,“Oneforshortsight,
another for long sight, and the third
pair of glasses is to search for the
other two!” SUBMITTED BY JILL COHENCUBICLE HUMOUR
“Just pop that in the stationery
cupboard,” said the oice manager,
handing his trainee a new roll of
bubble wrap.
It took her all morning, but
somehow she did it.
SUBMITTED BY MAGGIE COBBETTWORK IT
I have a lot of jokes about
unemployed people but none of
them work. Source: humorthatworks.com“We’re always looking for good
people, but we like to throw in a
bad one once in a while to make
things interesting.”Ask Me (Almost)
Anything
It’s good to ask questions
during a job interview.
Just not these, shared by the
executives who heard them:
■ “What does your company
actually do?”
■ “When you imagine your
business, what colour is it and
what does it smell like?”
■ “If there is another interview,
do I really need to come back
to this oice? It’s just a bit far
from my house.”
■ “Can I come to work in
my pyjamas?”
Source businessinsider.com.auCARTOON: SUSAN KONAR